Hexpress Hotline

The team dodges an unwanted caller. Circe helps someone grow up. Printers for sale! Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. Credits: CS Smith as Circe LM Clohessy as Delilah Ella Harding as Brendan Morgan Greensmith as The Baron Tia Vincent as Merlin Scott Shier as Caller 18 Will Noakes as Caller 19 Will Kennett as Caller 19's Partne...

Circe messes with memory. Brendan messes with baking tips. Rose makes a mess. Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. Credits: CS Smith as Circe LM Clohessy as Delilah Amy Howlett as Rose Ella Harding as Brendan Morgan Greensmith as The Baron Madi Opincaru as Caller 15 Emily Hayhoe as Caller 16 Eleanor Holder as Caller 16's Partner Micha...

The hotline struggles with prank callers. Merlin has some complaints. Poetry will occur (threat). Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. Credits: CS Smith as Circe LM Clohessy as Delilah Morgan Greensmith as The Baron Tia Vincent as Merlin Lewis Vincent as Caller 13 Sei as Caller 14 Vicky Broomhead as Caller 14's Partner This episod...

Rose experiences the breakroom. Delilah has lunch. The floor is lava. Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. Credits: CS Smith as Circe LM Clohessy as Delilah Amy Howlett as Rose Ella Harding as Brendan Tia Vincent as Merlin Jen Austen as Caller 11 Eden Sinclair as Caller 12 Joe Mayo as The Answerphone This episode was written and edite...

A new hire joins the Call Centre. Circe rocks some socks. Crimes against salt lamps are committed. Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. Amy Howlett as Rose Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble CS Smith as Circe LM Clohessy as Delilah Morgan Greensmith as The Baron ZuZu LeFou as Caller 4 Eirrin Slattery as Caller 8 Will Noakes as Caller 9 J...

Circe struggles with an unsatisfied customer. Delilah takes a break. The Baron chases a mouse. Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. CS Smith as Circe LM Clohessy as Delilah Morgan Greensmith as The Baron Will Noakes as Caller 5 Stanley Holder as Caller 6 Flossy Hardy as Caller 6’s Girlfriend And Andrew Gorman as Caller 7 The episode w...

Circe tackles a successful day of cursing, from cheating partners to rude exes. Brendan delivers a package. The Baron contemplates life.  Hexpress Hotline is a podcast created by Morgan Greensmith, Ella Harding, CS Smith, and Tia Vincent. In this episode you heard: CS Smith as Circe Ella Harding as Brendan Crumble Morgan Greensmith as The Baron Andrew Gorman as Caller 1 Amber Jones as Caller 2 Pie...

"HexpressHotlineAdCampaign_final_final_2.mp4" Transcript here Credits: Circe - CS Smith Brendan - Ella Harding Delilah - LM Clohessy Voiceover - Blythe White Written by Ella Harding and edited by Ella Harding and CS Smith @HexpressHotline wherever you get your doomscrolling

[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.] DELILAH: Yello, this is Delilah, putting the "hot" in Hexpress Hotline. I'm a very busy person, with lots of interesting hobbies, and a life outside of work, so there's a pretty good chance I'm not at the phone right now. [BREATH.] Maybe try Circe instead? I am the better hexer, though, so if you're really insistent on a spell from yours t...

[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.] [BREATH.] BRENDAN: Uh... hello...? This is Brendan Crumble with Hexpress Hotline. I am HR. If- you're calling about Delilah, we've- we're very sorry. Uh, I'm afraid we're no longer accepting job applications, so please do not forward us your CV. (We have so many, they're all piling up.) Uh, and also, we- we make it very clear in our terms an...

[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.] CIRCE: Hi, this is Circe with Hexpress Hotline. Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I am always at my desk, so something must be really wrong for me to miss your call. Perhaps Brendan dropped the leeches again. It happens more often than you'd think. Uh, unless this is a government official phoning, uh, in which case that has never happened. [BREATH.] Anywa...