Gotta Go (All Things Poop)

Why does coffee send so many of us running for the bathroom? Episode 14 of Mary Poopins comes to you thanks to our first paying sponsor member, who, in her infinite wisdom (or post-latte desperation), asked us to investigate this pressing question. We’re not saying every cup of coffee turns into a countdown clock for your intestines. Some people can sip espresso all day without a problem, while ot...

Last time, we explored the earliest forms of waste disposal, from prehistoric open-air bathroom breaks to ancient Rome's relatively advanced sewer systems. But after the fall of Rome, things took a turn for the worse. As indoor plumbing vanished and public sanitation collapsed, humanity entered the Dark Ages of going to the bathroom. Buckle up, friends, because Part 2 is all about chamber pots, me...

We use toilets daily, yet take for granted the fact that we can flush and walk away without a second thought instead of tossing the contents of a chamber pot out a window and hoping for the best. The road to modern plumbing was long, messy, and, at times, horrifyingly unsanitary. In this first episode, we’re covering the earliest attempts at waste management, from the caveman era (where “going” wa...

On April 19, 2022, the Brinnon Fire Department received an unforgettable call: a woman had fallen headfirst into a vault toilet at the top of Mount Walker. The 40-something hiker had dropped her phone into the dark abyss while using the facility. What followed was a desperate attempt to retrieve it—dismantling the toilet seat, fashioning a makeshift retrieval tool with her dog’s leash, and ultimat...

Constipation, or fewer than three bowel movements a week, can become an all-consuming preoccupation, spiraling into stress, anxiety, and even obsession. Inspired by one of our fabulous and loyal readers, we’re here to explore the intricate mind-gut connection with equal parts science, humor, and heart. So, grab your fiber bar, take a deep breath, and prepare to laugh, learn, and maybe even feel a...

Welcome to Gotta Go with Mary Poopins, the podcast where we flush out the fascinating stories behind all things bathrooms. It’s especially exciting to see new subscribers—thank you, your support means the world! Today that means some world travel and a bit of cheeky humor. We’re headed to a toilet so stunning, it might just make your bucket list—or should we say, your porcelain throne list, where...

Lil Jon, the undisputed King of Crunk, is taking his iconic beats from the dance floor to the doctor’s office, proving that no topic is too taboo for a party anthem. In a health revolution no one saw coming, he’s teamed up with Cologuard to remix his legendary track “Get Low” into an unforgettable colorectal cancer awareness campaign. With lyrics urging people to “Poop. Ship. Screen,” Lil Jon has...

Waffle stomping is an act so peculiar and taboo that it inspires equal parts laughter, revulsion, and curiosity. What began as a fringe term circulating on forums and meme pages has now stepped into the mainstream, becoming a symbol of humanity’s secret oddities and the internet’s capacity for turning even the most awkward habits into viral content. With its humorous name, unexpected environmental...

We’re hitting the front row of concert culture—where bathroom breaks are the ultimate buzzkill, and the Pit Diaper might just be the VIP. From Taylor Swift superfans to headbanging metalheads, we’re exploring how die-hard music lovers are changing the game—one absorbent garment at a time. So sit tight, stay hydrated, and maybe even rethink your next concert outfit. This is a public episode. If you...

Today, we’re asking the kind of question you didn’t know you needed answered: How much poop can your body hold? Spoiler: it’s enough to make you rethink that scale reading and give your colon the standing ovation it deserves. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and learn as we explore just how much your gut is capable of holding, why your poop weighs what it does, and what happens when things overstay the...

Life is unpredictable, messy, and sometimes literally crappy—something everyone has experienced, whether they admit it or not. In this episode, we dive into the universal (yet often unspoken) moments of pants-pooping, from embarrassing junior high incidents to celebrities like Jason Kelce, Joe Jonas, and Al Roker hilariously owning their accidents. We explore navigating these moments with grace, h...

Hello, my fabulous pooping pals, and welcome to another episode of the Gotta Go with Mary Poopins Podcast ! Today, we're flushing away boring traditions and diving into something truly extraordinary: a holiday log that poops. Yes, you heard me right. POOPS! It’s Catalonia’s quirky, hilarious, and downright delightful Christmas tradition—Caga Tió! Forget everything you think you know about holiday...

Highlights of This Episode 1. Why Is Pooping at Work So Awkward? Societal norms and childhood potty training create a stigma around natural bodily functions. Office culture amplifies the discomfort with shared bathrooms and the fear of appearing unproductive. “Stealth pooping” and unspoken bathroom etiquette emerge as survival tactics. 2. The Four-Day Poopocalypse Meet the sales legend: a former M...

Show Notes: Welcome to the Gotta Go (All Things Poop) Podcast ! In this episode, host Mary Poopins, aka the Queen of #2, takes you on a wild ride through the hilariously taboo yet surprisingly insightful world of poop. Get ready to laugh, learn, and flush away the stigma with this award-winning writer as we explore: Highlights: * The Legendary Viking Turd: * Discover the incredible 1,200-year-old...