Get Out The House!

This week Nick, Zannie, and Ash discuss why you could only make this movie with a white family, what kind of jelly is best, and just exactly how we'd react if a tree reached inside the window to pull you out of bed.      Intro: Nick Jones Outro: Pat Buono  Artwork: Calvin Gallion III

NYC-Based Comedian Maddy Smith (That Time of the Week Podcast, MTV's Wild 'N Out) joins us to talk about 1997's offering to the "beautiful teens make mistakes" horror category, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Let us take you to the mountains of North Carolina for this harrowing tale- This one's for fishermen Twitter, shout out the fishermen.    Intro: Nick Jones Outro: Pat Buono Cover Art: Calvin...

For our first episode in our lord's year 2021 we tackle the wonderfully cheesy 1987 vampire film The Lost Boys. Ah, Corey Feldman, Corey Haim, Keifer Sutherland all on the same set...? What could go wrong? We're joined by comedian Wanjiko Eke (Limestone) while we unpack the individual traumas we each own that this movie brought to light.    Intro: Nick Jones Outro: Pat Buono Artwork: Calvin Gallio...

Hi, Hello, and Happy Holidays! For our last episode of this god-forsaken year, we will be taking a look at the cult classic Italian slasher, A Bay of Blood! This movie is like if someone saw Clue and was like huh, that made way too much sense! Let me take a crack at it! And also, I'm gonna show the murders baby! B-Plot: Zannie has some interesting stances on Entomology, the man hates bugs! Can you...

Now that October is behind us, we return this week to get on track with our bi-monthly release schedule! We're talking Clive Barker's 1987 showstopper, Hellraiser. This movie is, quite frankly, the horniest movie we've ever seen. Everyone's horny! The main characters, the villains, the demons (who are kind of separate from the bad guys I guess?) And out of all that horniness comes a movie that is...

One last Halloween treat, just for you! We close out spooky season with a discussion on 2009's The Collector. Man, what were they trying to do here? Is it a heist movie? A horror movie? A (pretty good) slapstick comedy? I guess there's something in this one for everybody. Shoutout Shreveport, Shout out Hurricane Chris. 

Our October weekly releases continue, this week with 2014's The Taking of Deborah Logan! What an absolutely reckless depiction of both physical and mental health issues. Did you know spitting snake venom and teleporting are symptom's of Alzhiemer's? They're not, but no one tell this movie that!   Artwork by Calvin Gallion III. Intro Theme by Nick Jones, Outro by Pat Buono.

This week we discuss Wes Craven's 1977 thriller The Hills Have Eyes. Is this even a horror movie? We're not sure. This entire movie could've been avoided the family had just stayed on the main road. Nick had no issue with them going exploring, even though that got half the family killed by mutants? Cannibals? Maybe they were just people, and we were the real monsters all along... also there's a ba...

For our first review we start with an undisputed classic, John Carpenter's game changing film Halloween. Ash and Zannie have 101 problems with how the sheriff did his job in this movie, questions about how Laurie took a nap after seeing Michael Myers 3 times (3 times!), and Nick explains that white people's favorite thing to do is dress up as someone other than themselves. Damn.  Cover-art by Calv...

Hello Killers, Queens, and everybody in between! What is this podcast about? Well in this episode, we'll tell you! Your hosts Ash, Zannie, and Nick discuss horror movies through a racial lens, paying attention to (and laughing at) the decisions made by white people. The catch? Our resident white person must defend every characters' decisions. So lock those doors, bolt those windows, light a candle...