Funny Girl

I needed to decompress via complaining today. Consider these complaints officially filed and signed by my notary who are my listeners. Thank you for your cooperation at this sensitive time! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

And to that I say —- well, a whole podcast episode of things. But among them, it’s kind of like a thank you. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

It always starts with looking at photos from my past which turns into a moment of clarity and then, often, spirals into a lesson or five. Here’s one from today. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Life is chaotic right now (cue the 10 minute rambling about how I’m moving as my opener.) So, to recenter myself, I’m sharing what my goals and “vision” is for my 35th year of life (I’m 34 so it’s my 35th year —- pls don’t let your brain crunch on that for too long if it’s confusing.) This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes...

I’ve been wrestling with these voices in my head because the Christians are still messaging me, “Hey, friend, can you meet for coffee?” Oop. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Yep, it’s time to plop down on the same digital couch as me and have a chat about what ‘having a hard week’ means to me, how I ‘get through it’ and why I’m thankful for the ways my life flexes to fit my ‘depressive mood swings’ hehe This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Yeah, I said it!!! And I mean it! How an adventurous, tabletop rpg entered my life many years ago and lead up to the last year of transformative experiences. The hero of the story? Imagination. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Okay, not *entirely silent* but just *podcasting silent*. Let’s talk about where I’ve been, where I am, and where I’m going!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

After a short daydream stopped me in my tracks, I had to have a self-discussion about why I’m feeling lonely. And maybe how I always have been. Here’s what came of that. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

I’m talking about myself with an especially jazzy voice like always. This time it’s about coming out as bisexual, my un-faith-ing journey, and the big ass question mark that my brain is right now. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

I had a bad day. A really bad one. High stress, lots of sweating, hate-scrolling, and crying, wishing for a reprieve. So, I crawled into my closet, got out my podcasting floor pillow, and spoke into my phone again. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

I was a Christian... not only that, I was a BAPTIST. A Republican!! Oh god. Here’s some stories. Admittedly *not funny* and probably emotional and frustrating. Let’s do this. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

I start from my earliest memories of being obsessed with Santa all the way to my intense Virgo energy about Christmas this year with my little bubble of friends. This... episode is a doozy. Buckle up. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Listen, I know that it’s been a minute, but I have been GROWING AND CHANGING! AF! I’ve got a new found love for my Peloton... I’m that girl now. And I’m a n00b, but ready to talk about my health journey’s starting line. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

I decided I wanted to talk to you at length about my childhood, but in a way that isn’t linear at all and mostly flows like leaves in the wind!! If you don’t know about leaves and wind, just watch Pocahontas. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Listen, ugh, I know I said I would little take a dump on a large I-wanna-say marble seal that exists in the middle of a courtyard at my Alma Mater. And I’m here to tell that I meant it. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

What a YEAR we’re in!??! Let’s talk about the real stuff!! Also, don’t skip the ad? Maybe? I put it at the end bc I love you, so just let it play, it’s SHORT and makes me MONEY!!!!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Yep. I’m oversharing after an emotional and exhausting week, simply because I can!! I want to to help you get after what you want in life, tackle that dream and make it your beech. And I guess I just wanna talk about the gunk in my brain that has been clogging my pipes so we can Drano that sh*t together. Beware!! This may make you emotional! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss t...

Listen, I’m not here to behavior-shame, but also, yes I am! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Listen here, bud, I’m not holding back on ANYTHING in this episode. This is ALL the stuff your mom warned you about, and also a few jokes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

I am a connoisseur of the American rendition of The Office, and in these trying times, I’m mediating on a few of the lovely, simple things I’ve gleaned from it’s episodes. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Can you handle the heat? What about the cold? Large gusts of wind? How about that humidity, huh?? Anyway, this is a Q&A episode where Jonathan (@jo0o0nathan) my best friend of NINE YEARS HOLY SHARTS writes questions so he can learn new things about me, and get to the BOTTOM of it all. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes...

The long awaited Q&A episode! You asked, I answered—- well, I *asked* you to ask, so let’s be real about who is the narcissist here, Cheryl. It’s me. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

Okay guys, I’m walking you through what I’m learning in this one. Learning PAINFULLY, and trying to laugh my butthole off as I go. Join me, won’t you!!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com

If you’ve ever wanted to hear me say “holy balls” twice in half an hour... here’s your chance! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit brookologie.substack.com