Functional Chaos Podcast

Welcome to another wild week and Holy Shit it’s a miracle we got all 3 of us in the studio again!! In the chaotic world of Kali, Dev and Jade we start the episode off with a “quick” game of word association. This game has been requested since we played it on our One Year Anniversary episode last year! Spoiler Alert, Kali is still terrible at it!😂 Our Individual topic for this week is all about th...

Hey Chaotic Babes! Remember how last week Jade was off the last week’s episode? Well, Dev is the one skipping out this week instead!😅😂 To be fair she’s out of town to visit some friends! So we can forgive her this time. So, mother has left Jade alone with an unattended Kali! This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter J, and as you can tell from the title of this week’s episode, is Jail! B...

Welcome to your next chaotic episode of your new favorite podcast!  Jade had to work this week so it’s a Dev & Kali chaotic party in here😅. This week’s topic is brought to you by the letter I! Since we have an individual topic week, it’s Kali’s turn to give it to us! 😂 As we know Kali spends a lot of time scrolling the multitudes of internet platforms and learns a lot of weird and insane thi...

Hey Besties! Can you believe we’ve made it a full 4 weeks without getting sick?! Whatever witchy thing y’all are doing is working 😂😂. But on a serious note, Kali brings the icebreaker this week and it is taken from the ever growing conversation about bears and men in woods all across TikTok. If you are experiencing any domestic violence of any kind, here is the National Domestic Violence Hotline...

Welcome Back Chaotic Creatures!🖤✨ And if your new here, welcome to this chaotic fam bam of weirdness! This week’s topic is brought to you by the beautiful letter, G! And since it is an individual topic week, Dev has brought us the discussion! GOSSIP!! Bouncing from categories to topics in pop culture brings lots of hot things to talk about and make a good laugh too! From Gypsy Rose to JoJo Siwa’...

*Trigger Warning: there are talks of eating disorders in this episode. We encourage you to check in with yourself before continuing. We always want everyone to put their needs first. If this is you, we understand, thank you, and we’ll see you next week🖤* Happy Birthday Kali! It’s another episode of chaos and Jade is back as she’s been relieved of her pain management duties!  For Kali’s birthday e...

Well Hello There! Yes, it has been a month since last we hung out besties! It was absolutely not planned but unfortunately it is what happened. We received so much incredible love from all of you so thank you for understanding and continuing to support this weird little podcast💋✨! This week Jade is out of commission so she can take care of her Hubs after surgery🙃! We miss her and hope that her...

Hey Chaotic Babes! Jade’s Back this week!! Finally we got our little Jadey Bean back in the studio! Dev is now feeling under the weather this week so we did not plan to have her on and did not prep an extra mic for her. So Jade and Dev are going to be playing mic grab this episode😂. Stay Tuned This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter ‘D’ so we are talking about Dragons!! Dev tells us t...

Hiii Chaotic Babes!🖤✨ (If you have Mesaphonia we apologies in advance and warn you there are some eating sounds that could not be eliminated. We understand if it’s too much and we’ll see you next week for new chaos!🖤)  Another week of February to grind through and thrive through!💋 It’s also another week of Jade being a sick little bug, so she wasn’t able to join us once again. It’s also anothe...

Happy Valentines Week Babes! We definitely forgot to talk about it all together 😅So, we hope it's a good one with your SO, or friends, or family, or pets, or maybe even your favorite book friend group! We don’t judge🖤! Jade is sick this week with a horrible stomach bug, so it’s just Dev and Kali today! We have to make a little PSA because the pervy and hateful comments have got out of contro...

HEYYY BESTIES! We’re back for a new season!!! Sorry we’re delayed 2 extra weeks, but as you’ll find out we had a huge ice storm and could not make it to the studio AND Kali has been having some graphic happenings with her stomach and digestion, so prepare yourself for that.😂 After catching up on the events of the last month and a half, Dev brings us to the wonderful world of frogs. Can you tell i...

It’s the end of another season!! Holy Titty Tats! Two seasons (rounds of the alphabet) down and only many more to come! In obvious FC fashion, something unexpected happened resulting in Kali missing our final episode of the year. She is feeling much better after much needed days of rest! SO don’t fret, Kali shall be back in 2024 back in health and sass. 🖤 This week Jade and Dev talk about the 202...

We have to apologize again to our audio listeners. The audio this week has a lot of room noise that was not caught during recording. However, the visual episode, available on YouTube and Spotify, seems to be a better experience! So sorry again! We talk a little bit about Yule; Kali teaches us some things about what the Yule holiday is and where it comes from. Dev starts a conversation about yieldi...

What a fantastic week for another episode of your favorite chaotic podcast! First we need to apologize for the sniffles heard in this episode, allergies were on a high on the day of recording. If it becomes a sensory issue please be sure to put yourself first and we will see you next week babes!😊🖤 We all play a game called Silly Goose for our IceBreaker! Basically, it's a card game to “xpose...

Dev’s BACK!!! We have missed our little, sexy hobbit! You’re in for an amazing treat with this one y’all! We really lean into our goofyness this week while we discuss how many tabs is an appropriate amount to have open at one time! We would love to hear your own opinion on this IceBreaker question.  The letter this week is, W, and the trend of absolutely no structure of what we talk about, Jade st...

Hey Baddies!! Welcome to the Sh*t show!🤪😁 Week 3 of no Dev!!!! I know this might seem like some kind of beautiful tea, but we promise it’s not. Dev is getting hit with the sick stick so hard this season! Hopefully this is the last week we shall deprive you of your weekly dose of Dev!🖤 We also have to apologize if the audio is again a little shawty this week. We tried some new microphones that s...

Goooood Chaotic Monday!🖤 Welcome to another episode of just Jade and Kali because Devy Dew is still very much sick! She is really getting hounded by the season sickness monster! BUT, the show must go on, or whatever they say! While following the newly adopted, random topic system, we talk about what it’s like to truly not know who you are or what it’s like to have your own made confidence. If you...

Hey beautiful handsome glorious besties!! Welcome to another week packed of chaos and talking about things and stuff and more thinnnnggggs! Unfortunately, Dev is fulfilling her turn in having the ick, because it’s just Jade and I this week😅🥺. The show will forever go on!!  Making our way down the alphabet, this episode is all about THINGS!  Bringing a few bullet pointed things we’ve heard or lea...

Wow Bestie! We made it another week, to another chaotic episode with your favorite, barely functioning, podcasters! And to our new listeners! HEEEYYYY! This week there is only ⅔ of the chaos, cause Jadey Bean is at home being a sick bean 😢! So you’re stuck with just Dev and Kali for our Halloween, not-so extravaganza. But hopefully we can do the episode justice as we talk about some spooky shit b...

Wholly-Molly-Canolly Jade is a married woman y’all! And Welcome to another episode Functional Chaos or whatever this Podcast is. 😂 On today's episode we reminisce about Jade’s gorgeous wedding. There are some things that will be revealed to her during the behind the scenes of getting everything ready. There’s sweetness, laughs, and of course chaos! Don’t worry your pretty little heads we also...

What a wonderful chaotic Monday to spend with your new Podcast Besties! Things might seem a bit different this week, cause for the first time Kali is not joining us! She’s on vacation with her hubby for their 2 year wedding anniversary!  Now you may notice we are not mentioning anything about Jade’s wedding that happened last week 🤭.Well,l that’s because at the time of this recording was before h...

Happy October Chaotic Besties!! Guess what!!! Jade’s getting married this week!! We are all going to puke and piss and shit😂🙃! In honor of this incredible time in life, we’re gonna talk about her Bachelorette party! We had such a bitchin’ time, from Kali’s house of games to skrippers, to dancing, to someone literally throwing F I R E C R A C K E R S at us! Just wait till you hear the night in it...

Happy Chaotic Monday Besties!!!! We need to start by announcing that the next 3-4 weeks will be a little different from what you’re used to. First we won’t be in-studio again for 2 weeks, so we’re gonna be all cuddled up on Kali’s bed. Although the audio and visual might be dicey on this episode due to some technical errors. Then Kali will be out of town and there will be an episode with Dev &...

Welcome Back Besties to another week of Functional Chaos!!  First, I need to put out an apology for all visual listeners! We had an unforeseen malfunction with our camera this week and we didn’t realize it till we were at the very end of the episode and we are so sorry! We understand that many of our listeners benefit from a visual set us and need to apologies for any and all inconveniences this m...

Heyyy Besties!! It’s been a whole year of Functional Chaos!! We started as 3 co-workers wanting to create an escape from the mundane and sad of life and be silly! It’s turned into a bigger vision with much more amazing people that joined the fam!! Thank you so much from us to all our OG listeners and all the new ones for sticking with us through the year and can’t wait to continue bringing wacky,...