Functional Chaos Podcast

Welcome to another chaotic episode! This was recorded a month and a half ago… We are again sorry this has reached you so late, but we hope you can forgive us with being here now. Life be f**king us hard y’all, we can’t even fully express all the turmoil that has been thrown at us. We love our podcast, and bringing new episodes to escape into and girl talk with a couple goofy dumbasses! This episod...

Wow!! It’s been a little minute since we posted a video. Fun fact, 2 days after this episode was recorded, Kali’s sweet grandma passed away and there have been a lot of stuff happening in life. So we needed to take a couple months off. BUT!! We are back! This episode we finish up the Houses of astrology! Houses 7-12! We also give insist to what that means for our specific chart and how you can fin...

Full Disclosure, we tried our very best y’all🙈😅! But if you didn’t want chaos, why are you here?😂🤭 Truly one of the most complicating things we ever attempted to learn happened on a day where Kali’s chronic illness brain would not allow her to be a person. So I’m sure you can guess how this might have gone as we dive into part one (1-6) of the houses of astrology and what they each mean. Hones...

Over the weeks of us talking about all the signs in the zodiac, it’s time we dive a little deeper and find out how each of the planets in our solar system says about you.  Dev is also going to be discussing what the “big three” means (i.e. sun, moon, & rising) and why it’s important to know where and when you were born to get an accurate reading on your full natal chart.  We are learning along...

After 5 episodes of seriousness, or as serious as we are capable of presenting, it’s time to play a little game! Dev and Kali come up with silly little questions and the other person has to answer which zodiac sign the question is asking about. And as a reminder, this is a fun silly little podcast of chaos, so not all question will fit all signs.  We love all our listeners and want to hear form yo...

The second part of describing personalities of the zodiac here for you! LIbra, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus, Virgo, and Cancer you’re up! This has been a very fun project for us and we hope you have been enjoying it as well. We want to hear what you think of these descriptions and how much they speak truth so be sure to comment below! And if you want to see the full description about you zodiac pers...

WooHoo we’re here for another round of the zodiac! Now it’s time to find out the personality traits of each sign in astrology! We wanna know what you all are like according to your sun sign. Now this doesn’t necessarily mean everything will align with you because everyone’s chart runs so much deeper than we are diving. We just scratch the surface! This episode we find out the personality traits of...

Happy New Episode Besties! Last round of 2025 predictions for the zodiac signs. So if you didn’t hear your prediction last episode, then you will be happy to know it’s all about you this episode! Jade was unable to grace us today because she had to hustle her bustle! We wish her all the stability so she can join us again! SO it is just Kali and Dev giving the last 6 signs and what is to be expecte...

Good Chaotic Monday Babes✨ As promised, this episode is the first part of the 2025 year predictions of the zodiac🖤. So that we don’t have a 2 hour long episode we decided to split them in 6 signs in two separate episodes. If you don’t hear your zodiac sign on this episode, be sure to check back in for part two!✨ We start these predictions with the 3 signs of our hosts (Aries, Capricorn, & T...

Hello and Welcome Back Chaotic Babes! After our holiday break we got our incredible host, Jade, back for our newest season of chaos, human things, and cringe, at times. Cause how could you expect anything less! Sticking with our alphabetical topic cycle, we’re doing a full big topic per season! For example, this season is about all things Astrology! We talk about it but we definitely couldn’t pass...

Hello Chaotic Babes! The last episode of season 3 is here and we bring you an hour of weird, hilarious, and wikipedia informative.  The last episode of this season ends with the last letter in our alphabetical wild show, letter Z! It took us way too much brain power to come up with a Z topic, but we finally landed on Zoos!!  Zoos have been a huge topic of conversation lately, with climate change a...

We missed you Chaotic Babes! 2-weeks of being hit with illness and symptom flares, is not recommended! But here we are again with a new episode of weird, wild, and wacky! As we get to the end of the season and alphabet, the topics tend to get a bit strange and might be descfribed as “a bit of a stretch”. BUT! It’s our show and we don’t know how to do anything normally! So here we are✨. This week...

**Trigger Warning** this episode has a moment of talking about suicide and we always encourage our listeners to prioritize yourself first. The moment is between the time 50:50 to 55:10. Please skip if you need to🖤. Happy Chaotic Monday Besties✨! This week’s episode is brought to you by the letter X for our group topic! Now obviously excuses doesn’t start with an X, but damn this is a hard letter...

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, and Good Evening Chaotic Babes!! This all new episode of your favorite chaotic ladies. We discover at the beginning that Dev hates jokes with this weeks IceBreaker: What’s the best joke you know? We would love to hear yours in the comments! ✨ Ever been thinking with the lights off and wanted to know things about weeds? This week’s individual topic is brought to you b...

What happens when two chaotic weirdos look up things about Vampires on wikipedia? This weeks episode of Functional Chaos!!🤭  It’s another chaotic week without our Jadey Bean, but Kali and Dev are still trying to bring you an hour of escapism of random, laughable weirdness! Episode 74 is brought to you by the letter, V, and the group topic is vampires!!  Kali gives us a few true crime stories that...

Welcome back to a new week of chaos! BUT! We don’t have our Jadey Bean this week, cause she’s out at the beach for a little get away✨! While we miss the person that brings function to this chaotic silly ol’ time of a podcast! It is a bit of a shorter episode but that doesn’t take away from the stories in Kali’s individual topic. Brought to you by the letter, U; she tells us a bunch of Uber storie...

We Missed You! Did You Miss Us Chaotic Babes?!🤭✨ Life has been absolutely trying to show us who is boss lately causing us to have to take an unplanned 2 week break. But we are back this week with a whole new episode of your favorite brand of chaos! We have to put a huge WARNING for anyone with misophonia, because this episode has some great/horrible mouth sounds and we understand if this one is...

The chaos continues but with everyone's favorite guest, Karl!!  If you’ve missed the other episode’s with Kali’s little sister Karl, have no fear for this episode shall rid you of that deprivation🤭! On top of the news that Karl got a new cat, we spend about 10 minutes talking about the 2024 Olympics that were going on in Paris and gradually circle back to the olympics near the end, (warning t...

We Back Chaotic Nerds! We are missing Jade this week because she is sitting on some animals all week🙃 so Kali and Dev are going to bring you your topic inspired by the letter, R. 😁Though there is no function to this chaos, they deliver on this ADHD brain relatable episode about just random shiz! It is a groups topic! While Kali brings us a combination of something that has her pissed, something...

Happy Chaotic Monday Babes!🖤 In casual Functional Chaos fashion we switch our studio location this week, cause Kali’s a/c broke and her room was the only room with the portable a/c in it. So here we are, apologies for the terrible lighting for those watching this weeks episode, her room needs a serious makeover🤭🙃🤷‍♀️. Aside from the visual, our audio was finally working (other than the first m...

Hey! Disclaimer! 🤭 As you can hopefully tell by the title of this episode, this chaotic trio is shamelessly talking about periods! So if you’re not a bestie that wants to hear non-professional, professional uterus owners talk about their experiences with period based diseases, birth control, and the weird unnecessary shame that surrounds something half of the world's population has or does ex...

Hey Chaotic Besties! We have to start this description with a warning and apology🤷‍♀️😅… There was a super embarrassing error made on Kali’s part🤭😅with the audio; so this means the audio was recorded on the phone rather tha through our normal microphones. While extremely embarrassing, I will say it is very on brand for us 😅! What are you gonna do😂. So so sorry, I hope you can forgive us🙃💋!...

This week we come back after a much needed week off. Kali had an accident last week that prevented the episode from being edited and released! We hope you can forgive us with this extra special edition of Functional Chaos! Not really but it’s longer than the episode have been in a while 😅🤷‍♀️! BUT, we do have  a chaotic little game for you; brought to you by the letter N, we play the spin-off ve...

Happy Pride Month Gay Chaotic Besties!! We got a whole new episode full of chaotic goodness for you! This week we’re ALL here too!  Remember a couple weeks ago when Jade talked to us about Killers of the serial variety? Well, it must be the season to talk about true crime cause Dev decided to go with the same theme! Dev brings us our, M, topic in the form of talking about murder cases from the sho...

Well hello there beautiful people!! It’s amazing to be back with another episode of FC goodness! Although Jade is not on the episode this week! She went out of town on a day trip with a friend she doesn’t get to see very often! So you’re stuck with the Dev and Kali show this week😅! Dev brings us our ice breaker for this week. Inspired by a new TikTok trend, What is something your ex did/said and...