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Episode 32 - Favorite Things 27.08.2018 28:01 ↓

You know, I was going to make a Sound of Music reference in the title there, but I thought better of it. This episode is about objects we like.

Episode 31 - Did You Know That Some Foods Suck? You Do Now 20.08.2018 28:47 ↓

Apparently, and I was not previously aware of this, if you record yourself talking about food for a half an hour, you can legally call it a podcast.

Episode 30 - America's Next Top Marauding Psychopath 13.08.2018 24:25 ↓

What skills do you have that would be useful if and when the apocalypse happens? When the black exhaust from the charred wreckage of civilization blocks out the sun and strangles the life-giving force of the earth, what qualifications do you have to make yourself useful to the roving bands of bloodthirsty maniacs who rule in this new hellscape? Typing? Data entry? Our hosts answer these questions...

Episode 29 - Because I Need It, Okay! 06.08.2018 25:46 ↓

Who among us hasn't bought something completely unnecessary? None of these four gentlemen, I'll tell you that much. They had very, very good reasons for buying these things, I'll have you know.

Episode 28 - Shittin' Yarns: The Prologue 30.07.2018 24:14 ↓

This week the brothers tease us with just a few of their vast trove of shittin' yarns. They also discuss opening acts for some reason.

Episode 27 - The Siefker Brothers Shit on Everything You Hold Dear 23.07.2018 23:42 ↓

This week's discussion is about irrational things other people believe, and the exact extent to which we are superior to said people.

Episode 26 - Lame Champions of the Universe 16.07.2018 42:09 ↓

Who needs respectable, legitimate competition when you can instead compete in lame, baffling contests of questionable value? This week the discussion is about the lamest competitions that the brothers have won.

Episode 25 - Cory: In Memoriam 09.07.2018 31:55 ↓

This week we mourn the passing of our dearly departed friend and brother, Cory. He touched the hearts of so many blah blah blah, we will surely et cetera.

Episode 24 - If You're Going to San Francisco 02.07.2018 31:41 ↓

The brothers talk about what it is/might be like to leave your home and move to a new city.

Episode 23 - Surreal Happenings 25.06.2018 28:30 ↓

The brothers share strange stories that for whatever reason don't seem real.

Episode 22 - Grade 'A' Bull Plop 18.06.2018 29:52 ↓

This episode is all about bullshit, and those who trade in it.

Episode 21 - Wacky Foreign Stories 12.06.2018 30:34 ↓

This episode features stories the brothers have heard about other countries.

Episode 20 - Ninjutsu 04.06.2018 24:12 ↓

Do you like ninjas? Great, because that's what this episode is about. Do you not like ninjas? Great, because we definitely don't spend the entire episode talking about ninjas.

Episode 19 - Making Friends in Three Easy Steps 28.05.2018 25:19 ↓

Episode 19, or, How To Make Friends and Influence People.

Episode 18 - A Powerful New IP 22.05.2018 23:16 ↓

This week marks the creation of a brand new marketing entity, the likes of which will surely take the entire world by storm.

Episode 17 - The M.A.S.K. of the Red Death 15.05.2018 38:39 ↓

NOTE: THE TERRIBLE AUDIO QUALITY ONLY LASTS FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. This week, the first episode of M.A.S.K. is broken down in excruciating detail.

Episode 16 - Dumb Nicknames 08.05.2018 25:26 ↓

What are you talking about? This podcast has always been called Free Legal Advice. Anyway, this week's episode is about nicknames.

Episode 15 - Identifying with Fictional Characters 30.04.2018 22:06 ↓

This week the discussion is about which fictional characters you most identify with.

Episode 14 - A Fool and His Money Something Something 23.04.2018 28:46 ↓

On this episode, the brothers discuss some ill-advised purchases they have made.

Episode 13 - Fly Threadz with a 'Z' 16.04.2018 27:42 ↓

The brothers talk about items of clothing they thought were "off the hook" as kids.

Episode 12 - Educational Follies 09.04.2018 27:52 ↓

Today's discussion is about failing miserably at school.

Episode 11 - It Simply Isn't Done 02.04.2018 22:54 ↓

This week our intrepid heroes discuss accidental social faux pas.

Episode 10 - Never Did No Wanderin' 26.03.2018 22:53 ↓

The brothers guess what surprising things the youngest of them has never done.

Episode 9 - Conspiracy Theories 19.03.2018 28:29 ↓

The brothers discuss their favorite wacky conspiracy theories.

Episode 8 - Nerd Classification 13.03.2018 22:34 ↓

In this episode, the brothers determine what type of nerd they are.