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Robyn and Kody spend Christmas without the other Sister Wives...money. Kody is excited to spend Christmas with his fave wife and with all of their presents...he means to stay present. Tony and Mykelti have one Christmas wish, and that is to have more camera time. Christine is celebrating the Christmas season by talking about David, how beautiful David is, how perfect David is and how David is the...

Mykelti keeps on Mykeltiing and sharing she ate her placenta, but Robyn did it first. Breastfeeding is discussed while Avalon files a restraining order for Kody. Meri gets a spirtual release from her marriage from Kody on the grounds of abandonment. She would tell Kody but her number is blocked. Janelle and Gabe roast Robyn and Kody while eating eggs with spoons and Robyn realizes she can't give h...

Robyn shows how selfless she is is by sleeping on a mattress. She also shows off her psychic skills by predicting that a baby has to poop. Christine starts to date David and my psychic skills tell me this is the man that she is going to marry as well as have a 2 part wedding special featured on TLC. Kody and Robyn try to manipulate the audience with a scene that they rehearse but quickly falls apa...

The family reunites for a family wedding that we don't get to see...but Kody lets us know how ignored he was and how the rest of the family faked having fun without him. Kody and Robyn prove they can have fun too with their two grown daughter, the tenders and them playing a rousing game of Jenga on the floor with fancy Carmel apples served up on fine china. We get Janelle saying the quiet part out...

Its the finale of a season where not much happened to our Whitney but I didn't hate this episode. Isaiah shows us his mcblur on the beach. Karen is a big dork. Whitney shows remnants of her old self that we fell in love with for a brief moment in time. We have a dance with horses and a joint bday party with only one guest getting gifts. Whitney rediscovers her love for dance and I rediscover going...

Hey kids. The phrase of the day is "financial abuse" and this episode of Sister Wives is going to show you what not to do in a marriage. Janelle and Maddy go on a drive. Janelle is serving financial deets (FINALLY) and Maddy is serving face. Robyn says she doesn't understand why Janelle feels she is owed money...while living in the house that Janelle paid the down payment for. Christine lets us kn...

The gang gets together to travel 24 hours by plane ride to Spain for Whitney (and Todd's) but mostly Whitney's bday. I don't know if you know this but she is turning 40. And she is single. And she is childless. Whitney has been so busy she hasn't been checking all the Spanish men that have been messaging her but narrows in on Juan (aka El Bluro). Whitney wants a totally casual thing that involves...

We get a new opening with our OG 3 lighter and brighter and our black sheep of the family Kody and Robyn. 3 Rings have now dropped and chills. Kody and Robyn find out how loans work now that Janelle and Meri are no longer contributing to the family pot. Mykelti and Tony have a Vegas themed Baby Sprinkle filled with bagels and tension. Meri wasn't invited. Kody learns all about the happenings in hi...

Whitney decides to take another dance class with Todd after realizing that is how she got this show in the first place. Whitney makes a love connection with a beam. Todd can totally come to her bday party in Spain...with strings attached. Whitney is excited to get away since her privileged life has been so hard on her. Glenn prepares for his room reveal and can't wait to move back in and get away...

Whitney and Stockholm Syndromer Todd take flamenco. Whitney can't stop bringing up Kenny and how he won't leave her alone. Whitney turns her dating profile shoot into NSFW. The pickle makes another appearance. The gang heads to Jaime's wedding where Kenny keeps getting brought up by Whitney. Tal and Jessica wonder where their paycheck is this episode and Whitney wonders why her dress is too big an...

Matchmaker, matchmaker make Whitney a match! Alessandra Conti, matchmaker to the stars wants Whitney to ask a man to mansplain to her and take her dog to a dog park instead of just to the nearest couch or bed. Construction at Glenn's is going ok as long as Whitney stays 250 feet away from all of the workers. Whitney gets stretched and begs for compliments the entire time. Goosie Girl gets to final...

This episode was classic Whit. We had a nod to her affinity for peeing in water with other people in it and then telling them about it. We have her saying she is childless...almost 40...and single. We have her being a shit friend while stuffing her face with pickles. But as predictable as Whitney is, above all else she is clueless as to why she is still single, childless and 40. Lenny becomes a sh...

The ladies get together for the most boring flag football game of all time. Emily is feeling herself a little too much and her biggest story line is Shane and his Big Gulps. Gym drama follows Shannon and Alexis. Katie comes in with a plot to take Heather down for an instagram tag. My recap is less than 20 minutes for a reason. 5 star reviews and subscribe would ya? Follow on all the socials @fluen...

DO NOT PLAY A DRINKING GAME EVERY TIME WHITNEY SAYS SHE IS SINGLE AND ALMOST 40! Whit is unbearable in this episode. Whitney commits a misdemeanor on her niece while I can never eat a cucumber again. Also Whitney is single and almost 40. Whitney surprises her niece with a gift and making it all about how she is almost 40 and single. Whit takes the ladies on the town, and reminds them how she is si...

Whitney Way Thore is back to making everything about her. We get a whiteboard scene for the first 20 minutes of the episode and TLC is literally working with nothing. Whitney and Hunter plot to keep her father's house against his wishes. Whitney has the checkbook, Hunter has the guitar. Whitney plans for Jaime's bachelorette and body shames her fiancé in the process. Angie shows up and continues t...

Alexis lets us know how important a D can be. Shannon reminds us that her beef with Alexis totally isn't about her dating Johnny J and is about the lawsuit. Shannon also lets us know how Johnny Js smile is only bigger now because of his new teeth and totally NOT because of Alexis. We learn more about Katie and her life and its boring. Gina and Shannon have a moment. Gina and Jenn finally confront...

Another recap from my parents' basement and this episode Whitney is back baby! Whitney lets Glenn and Goose have some sunshine and exercise for good behavior. Glenn drops in on Hunter and Karen on a date while Whitney doesn't want her dad to not interrupt as she continues to interrupt them multiple times. Tal and Whitney share tears while looking at Balls. Whitney dresses like the Statue of Libert...

Join me in my parents' basement for another recap of this absolute whit show! Whitney continues to make everyone uncomfortable in every single way. Her romance is no more with Kenny and the squirrel in his pocket and is now contemplating Craigslist for a potential date for her niece's wedding. Whitney forces Glenn in a wig. #saveglenn. Hunter meets a...woman named...Karen. Whitney reminds us she i...

The Real Housewives of the OC are so back and so is Jesus Jugs herself: Alexis Bellino. Shannon reflects on her DUI and how it was meant to tell her who her friends are...not that maybe she should give the sober life a whirl. Shannon has an issue with Tamra, Tamra has an issue with Shannon, Jenn is getting evicted and now Gina is pissed at her. Oh how we missed our girls. Alexis and Johnny J are h...

Whitney Way Thore lasted one whole episode (but not really) without obsessing over a man but Kenny came into her life this episode with cap in hand and a squirrel in his pocket. The Thore family heads to Kentucky to hang out with the normal side of the family. Whitney makes out with a deer, bails on axe throwing once she realizes she isn't good at it, and tries to seduce Kenny over some tongue act...

Whitney Way Thore is back baby! How this woman has got a reality tv show for 12 seasons is beyond me but here we are. We are back in Greensboro with Whitney and she has just returned from France to visit her on again and now permanently off again boyfriend "The French Man". Things are going not so great for our Whitney as she goes through the episode crying from one ex boyfriend and his new bride...

We have a very PG-13 rated episode for you since my youngest was in and out of the room while I recorded this episode but the end of this episode and the cuteness was everything. Lauri is leaving the insurance business behind to make money with her hands and George is backing her. Jo and Slade meet up with Won G and Bob to produce her next megahit that nobody has heard of. Vicki and Duff make out....

Favorite Episode Yet! We continue our RHOC trip down memory lane and Oh Canada is playing in my head on repeat because Shane found a girl willing to fly from Canada to meet him and its Ms. Ontario South herself. Lauri and George ditch Josh and take the rest of the family to Hawaii. Jo is our first housewife transitioning to a singing "career". Duff is getting mixed signals from Tammy who is totall...

We Are Back!!! After a long hiatus, we are back to recapping our vintage housewives episodes from where it all started the OC and OMG this season was better than I remembered. Vicki and Donn fight over a pug. Tammy doesn't like pit bulls. Jo takes a job in LA. Lauri and Jo finally discuss the Slade of it all and his habit of double dipping. Jo replaces Slade for Shane and she is clearly attracted...

Jax's opening is coming and we are all excited that the gang is back together. This episode was worth the watch just to hear Zack call out "croc of shit boots". The confrontations of the group are great but the time jump is even better. Michelle asked for a divorce 3 days after filming wrapped, Brittany moved out of her house and into an Air bnb. Zack got a boyfriend. Kristen got lipo. I still thi...