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Today we are diving into Chapter 2 of Whitney's book that has least sold one copy...because I bought it...and its all about her childhood. Tales are told, details are spilled and our takeaways are that Whitney grew up a rich bitch and kids are cruel. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo and please rate, review and subscribe.

After a much needed week off I am back for our first official Book Clurb meeting written by our beloved Whitney Way Thesaurus. We learn about Whitney's rebirth moment and get to read about her putting the Karen that changed her life in her place by writing a dissertation to her number 1 hater. Buckle up for the start of one of the greatest literary works of our generation. Follow me on all the soc...

It is time for Whitney to start her new life in Salem. She is ready for a fresh start and to find a man. Not just any man though, it can't be a Chadd with two Ds. Speaking of D, she is pissed there are no single men at the party that Sabrina threw for her so she sucks Sabrina's fingers in protest. Jessica turns up the Glam and Ashley needs to tear up her shirt. Glenn has a new nickname after his C...

I'm back after the summer cold that knocked my socks off and here to recap the last two episodes of My Big Fat Fabulous Life. Whitney discovers Matcha, Her cuddle coven discovers pregnancy roulette, Buddy and Ashley discover they still can't stand Tal and we discover that Whitney's moving boxes are empty. Come join me as I snark on this show!

Whitney invites then disinvites Jessica and Angie to her insemination, but she does leave the car running with a little pineapple snack. Whitney's BFF Maw-Bell visits and Whitney pulls out the red carpet and train tracks for a VIP tour of Greensboro. Ladies night has Whitney pouting over climbing stairs and a random guy in a hat and glasses. She takes her mojito and goes home when her dance card i...

Something witchy this way comes and its time for a GIRL'S TRIP. Whitney trades calling her friends bitches for witches. Jessica trades in her fucks to give for an eye roll for the ages. Ashley tries to give some good friend advice to Whitney but is met with pushback and a portable fan. Angie white knuckles her rosary. We learn the number one thing Whitney wants in a man if she can't have ghost sex...

Newly inseminated Whitney get stomped on by her 79 year old dad at a fitness challenge. Whitney thinks she is 3 days pregnant based on throwing up and wanting to nest. Angie and Karen come into town to hear Whitney talk about her daddy issues and tell inappropriate stories about Glenn. The gang gets together for Henchi's fune...and it is as cringe as it gets. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbra...

Whitney has narrowed down her sperm donor to 3 candidates and she lets Isaiah and Jessica select the lucky guy's swimmers and add to cart. Whitney starts to plan...for Todd to plan Henchi's funeral. Whitney continues to call her friends Bitch any chance she gets. Ashley holds a womb cleansing for Whitney and Jessica and sages Whitney's....flower. Whitney kicks out everyone from her room to insemin...

Whitney and the gang is back for Season 13 of My Big Fat Fabulous Life and I didn't hate this episode. Whitney hosts a BGDC in London where she body rolls, head circles and humps the floor. Greensboro awaits and so does the villain of the season...Tal. Glenn peaces out the second Whitney returns home. Whitney lets everyone know that London inspired her to artficially inseminate her Big Ben. Tal br...

Whitney Way Thore is back and so am I. Let's discuss the season 13 trailer of My Big Fat Fabulous life and I will give you some life updates. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo and follow the private facebook group Fluent in Bravo. Rate, review and subscribe!

20 episodes later we are at the Sister Wives mid season finale! Janelle, Christine, David and Truely hit the road and ditch a sister wives necklace. Meri bids adieu to her B & B cook and wants to ditch her B & B for a man. Robyn and Kody ditch any type of authenticity with a staged scene with Aurora. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo. Like, subscribe, review.

Janelle and Meri lawyer up. Christine and David Road Trip to Moab and show up why two Disney adults should never be allowed to decorate. Robyn gives us a sweet story of how her mom was the other woman. Ari is a child and gets reprimanded. Solomon finally gets to spend some time outdoors. Meri and Janelle start a game plan to get what's theirs out of Coyote Pass. We get an in depth analysis of each...

We are finally at the point of the timeline where we are past Christine and David getting married. Jenn and Meri are just sittin there on the porch with Meri's new pooch Zona and Kody lets it be known that Meri needs to ditch that bitch, and he doesn't mean the dog. Meri sends an email and CCs Janelle. Kody meets up with a realtor who he mistakes for his new best bro and therapist. Janelle buys so...

Wrapping up Christine and David's wedding episode (finally) and I share a little family story about the cringiest thing I have ever seen with my eyes. Follow on all the socials @fluentinbravo Join our private Facebook group @fluentinbravo

Love is Patient and so are you guys for waiting forever for these episodes to drop. Also this is in two parts because my laptop is on its last legs. I don't know if you know this but Christine is Getting Married. I start the episode dumping all my medical trauma. Mykelti tries to steal the spotlight multiple times. Kody has FOMO and Robyn "wishes them well". Tony tries to produce. Honestly the mos...

It pays for Robyn to have no muscle tone to tense up because she flew off that ATV with a vengeance. Robyn is acting harder than she does daily that she loves Kody. Kody proves that he hasn't take the basic of first aid courses. I don't know if you know this, but Christine is getting married! But not this episode, next episode. Meri proves how Kody is no longer pulling the strings and controlling...

Meri is on her "Kody is going to want me back so bad tour" with her parading her babysitters...er, I mean friends and with her parties and Karma shirt. She throws herself a party in Parowan cracking herself up with screw jokes and draining pickles. Christine and David have another wedding shower. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Christine tries on her wedding dress for her daughters, it just needs a little cin...

Romance is in the air, with a hint of bullshit as Kody and Robyn head to date night and give the 15th version of how they met. Christine and David are setting world records left and right for how many prewedding parties you can have before a wedding. Meri hits the bottle and the road with Jenn to visit their friend Brandi in Vegas. The trio shit talks Kody and Robyn while just sittin there. Please...

Well if this isn't the biggest snooze fest of an episode? Meri listens to self help books for 3 hours to chat with her friends about leaving Kody. Christine goes wedding dress shopping and cake tasting for a wedding we HAVE ALREADY SEEN! Robyn's grown ass daughters ask permission from Mommy to go to church. Please follow along on all the socials @fluentinbravo

Meri wonders if she made the right choice after Kody gets "emotional" in front of the cameras. Jenn tells Kody to back off her BFF. Our little Savannah graduates from High School and Kody isn't invited but Grandpa David is. Coyote Pass is paid off and never have we seen our lil gold digger Robyn with such a smile on her face. Even stuffed Jesus is impressed. Kody tries to math his way out of getti...

Meri will find any way to spend her anniversary with Kody, even if its tricking him into moving her out of state. Meri takes it from the back. Christine surprises no-one with her engagement to David. Janelle lets us know once again being the family treasurer gave her a drinking problem. Robyn kills the vibe by making it all about herself.

Christine may have fallen love with David at record pace but David has my heart after this episode by roasting Mykelti and Tony and accepting are feral Truly just as she is. Meri laughs to not cry, and lets Robyn, Kody and the tenders (even though she never gets to see them) know she is leaving in mere weeks and all she wants is Kody to drive her truck up to Utah. David proposes to Christine and b...

This episode had it all. Janelle and Meridian having a sit down. Christine and David and Meri having a moment. Kody and his shy wife Robyn meeting David. Oh and a horrible intermission of House Hunters: Sister Wives Edition. Follow me on all the socials @fluentinbravo fluentinbravo@gmail.com

We got a traditional Brown family meal of Haystacks and Japanese Sundaes with Christine's side of the family. Christine tongues David and Tony tries to shock. Janelle is ready to lawyer up to get her stake of Coyote Pass and has a sit down with Kody who is trying to salvage his relationship with Janelle's bank account. Meri celebrates her birthday with her chosen family with the reveal of her carr...

Kody jumps for the opportunity to help Meri pack her shit and get out of state. Kody thinks Meri feels lighter as she keeps drinking out of her cup. Christine and David look at wedding venues despite being together after only 6 weeks. Kody lets us know multiple times how the only thing he is guilty is not marrying for love and obligation and how offended he is. Follow me on all the socials @fluent...