Five's A Crowd Podcast

Was Halloween actually better in the '90s—or do we just miss being kids? We're revisiting homemade costumes, pillowcases full of candy, classic Halloween specials, and the neighborhood traditions we'd bring back. Plus, we debate trunk or treat, where pranks cross the line, and finish with two-sentence horror stories that get darker than expected. Tell us which Halloween tradition deser...

Welcome back to the table! Today, we are kicking off spooky season with a chilling challenge: reading 10 terrifying internet stories from the depths of Reddit and guessing which ones are actually true and which ones are completely made up... Timestamps: 00:00 - Start! 00:20 - The Scary Story Challenge Explained 00:57 - Why We Love Scaring the Neighbors 03:06 - Story 1: The Unplugged Baby Monitor 0...

This week at the table we dive into the wildest local and global stories. From surviving a massive Utah tornado and golf-ball-sized hail, to the shocking secrets uncovered at the bottom of the drained Pineview Reservoir, things get crazy. We also discuss a leaked audio recording regarding 3D-printed meat in your soup, the massive FBI data hack, and the discovery of what might be Noah's Ark. Plus,...

Today we dive into some of the most unhinged end-of-summer horror stories and Reddit AITA posts on the internet! The absolute craziest story of the week: a woman who sued her best friend for skipping her destination wedding in Bali, only to uncover a secret affair! Grab a seat at the table and join the conversation! 00:00 - Start! 00:12 - Coneheads & Border Fences 01:15 - Yo Mama Jokes & W...

The best kind of compliance is malicious compliance. This week on Five's a Crowd, the guys are sharing the most unhinged, petty, and brilliant stories of people giving entitled neighbors, micromanaging bosses, and out-of-touch HR departments exactly what they asked for. From a student bringing a typewriter to a college lecture, to a neighbor who chopped down the wrong plants and lost 11 feet of hi...

Today we dive deep into the harrowing details of the Lindsay Clancy trial, discussing the failures of the medical system, the complexities of postpartum depression, and the shocking online reactions defending her actions. The table also addresses the tragic passing of Hayden Panettiere, revisiting the dark superyacht allegations she exposed about Hollywood just months before her death. The convers...

Today we deep into the internet's favorite game: the "Hear me out" challenge. We are exposing our weirdest, most questionable fictional, animated, and non-human character crushes. Prepare to look at your childhood favorites a whole lot differently. Don't forget to drop your weirdest "hear me out" down in the comments before you judge ours! Tags: Hear me out challenge, f...

Things get heated when the table debates these extremely popular unpopular opinion posts! Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/ Chris - https://www.instagram...

Today we dive into some of the most horrifying Reddit posts on the internet. This conversation is not for weak stomachs. We break down the absolute grossest things people do regularly, the filthiest houses ever witnessed, and the insane family rules that had guests running for the door. Grab a seat, but maybe put your food away for this one. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Sub...

In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the most unhinged, infuriating, and unbelievable HOA horror stories on the internet. Thank you for being part of this crowd! Reddit - Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd - Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcast Follow Our Personal Accounts Austin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomer Cam - https://www.ins...

We dive into the nightmare of credit card fraud and how Zach's identity got stolen for Uber rides and Texas Roadhouse gift cards. We also tackle the massive price hikes hitting the tech and gaming world thanks to AI data centers buying up all the hardware, the reality of the Dead Internet Theory, and GTA 6's insane presales. Plus, we finally address the logistical mysteries of the men'...

Buckle up, bucko! Today, the table is taking a deep dive into the chilling mysteries of Northern California's Mount Shasta. We're exploring the terrifying Missing 411 phenomenon, where experienced hikers vanish without a trace, sometimes reappearing miles away, or in areas already cleared by search parties. From telepathic interdimensional Bigfoots guarding the mountain to cloaked UFOs hid...

Welcome back to Five's a Crowd! This week, Austin, Cam, Chris, Tony, and Zach dive into one of the most insane true-crime internet dramas happening right in our backyard: the Bricks & Minifigs $200,000 Star Wars Lego scandal. A dying man's life savings, SWAT teams, a fake decoy business, and massive corporate greed—you literally can't make this up. Before we get into the heavy stuf...

We all knew her as the lovable Chloe Sullivan on Smallville, but behind the scenes, Allison Mack was hiding a deeply disturbing secret. In this episode of Five's a Crowd, we dive deep into the sick reality of the NXIVM sex cult and the sinister figurehead, Keith Raniere. From executive success seminars to the terrifying dark underbelly of DOS, blackmail, and human branding, we break down how a...

The gang is back! This week on Five's a Crowd, I am sharing the wild story of my recent anniversary cruise to Cozumel with Jess. What was supposed to be a relaxing Western Caribbean getaway turned completely chaotic when a medical emergency forced our massive ship to turn around—and exposed a blatant lie about a secret helipad. We also dive into the terrifying feeling of a mega-cruise losing power...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** With Chris out this week, Austin, Cam, Tony, and Zach take over to talk movies! Austin finally breaks his years-long drought with a massive late-night movie marathon. We break down what he watched, debate the *Jumanji* sequel, and tackle...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Welcome back to the table! We've been gone for a minute, and man, do we have some catching up to do. This episode is a wild ride through a gauntlet of family medical nightmares. We're talking torn biceps and rotator cuffs...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this wild and unfiltered "Ask Men" episode, the guys tackle some of the heaviest and most hilarious questions submitted by the crowd. We kick things off with a heartbreaking question about surviving a 15-year sexless...

This week, the guys are diving into some serious real-life drama. Austin kicks things off by explaining how a DIY electrical job ended with him taking a massive 240-volt shock to the chest, tasting metal, and spending hours getting hooked up to machines in the ER. Then, things get real as Chris opens up about a terrifying medical scare and a potential ear tumor. For our In The News segment, we bre...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** Welcome back to another highly requested episode of Ask Men! In this episode, the guys sit down to answer your most vulnerable and honest questions with no holds barred. We dive deep into the heavy realities of marriage and relat...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this wild episode, we dive headfirst into the biggest "In The News" topics shaking up the world right now. We break down the bizarre conspiracy that Jim Carrey was replaced by an imposter in a mask at a recent award s...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** What is really buried beneath the ice? We're diving deep into the frozen unknown, exploring whispers of forbidden diaries, ancient maps, and the sprawling worlds that might exist right beneath our feet. From classified operat...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, Austin shares the absolute nightmare of his recent vasectomy—a story involving a pop-up women's spa, zero numbing, a mechanic's creeper chair, and 10 minutes of pure agony. Once we recover from the sympat...

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** In this episode, things get a little... artificial. We dive deep into the rabbit hole of "Molt Book," a secret social network where AI agents are allegedly talking to each other, creating religions, and even starting th...

We dive into the childhood myths that traumatized us all, debate the legality of interior car lights, and open a folder of videos that probably should have stayed private. You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 ** 00:00 - Start! 00:43 - Welcome to the crowd! 02:24 - Top...