First Down Dawgs

Welcome to Episode 89 of First Down Dawgs – the only football podcast where smelling salts, Tinder conspiracies, and Tyreek Hill legal drama all exist in the same 45 minutes. 🎙️ This week’s hosts:Johnny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h (fresh off the plane from Italy 🇮🇹). This Week’s Highlights: 🏈 NFL Week 2 Picks – Underdogs, Locks, and Homer team chaos 🔥 Josh Allen drops a historic 4th quart...

Week 1 is HERE and the chaos is beautiful. Smelling salts, lost remotes, missing co-hosts, drunken Uber rides, and degenerate gambling... just another week with the First Down Dawgs 🐾 In Episode 88, the gang recaps Labor Day misadventures, dives into the latest NFL conspiracy theories, makes Week 1 picks, and debates everything from Tyreek Hill’s future to subscription overload just to watch foot...

Welcome to Episode 87 of First Down Dawgs! In this wild preseason edition, the crew dives headfirst into everything from smelling salts gone wrong to Super Bowl predictions, with plenty of hot takes in between. We break down:🏈 Micah Parsons’ contract drama🔥 Is Taylor Swift really headlining the Super Bowl halftime show?💰 Betting talk with our favorite robot handicapper Dan Gamble AI😳 Shilo San...

Join Jonny Parlay & Kurt Money as they dive into another week of football banter on 'First Down Dawgs.'  This episode, they tackle everything from hair product disasters to controversial Super Bowl hosting proposals in London (gasp!). The hosts recount their grand tally of 86 episodes, walk you through their favorite sports bets, and even entertain wild punishment bets like man bun makeovers a...

Welcome back to First Down Dawgs with JK and Kurt—the only sports show that’s equal parts football analysis and Brooklyn sarcasm. This week, the NFL dropped its latest genius idea: banning smelling salts unless players BYO-sniff. George Kittle is already threatening retirement, which is exactly the kind of hard-hitting, season-defining storyline the league needed. But that’s not all—we torch the C...

You ever draft a guy who’s never called a snap in his life and think, “Yeah, this is our franchise savior”? Welcome to the NFL in 2025. On this episode of First Down Dogs - your favorite football therapy session with a heavy dose of sarcasm - Kurt, JK, and Katie dive headfirst into the madness of this year's NFL Draft and the quarterback (yes, that quarterback) who clapped his way through coll...

Welcome to First Down Dogs - the only show where sarcasm is a sport and football is life (until it’s not, and we’re betting $200 on a random Tuesday baseball parlay instead). This week, JK and Kurt do what Goodell won't: put the Tush Push on trial. Is the play unstoppable, unsportsmanlike, or just straight-up unfair? The guys break it all down with the surgical precision of two guys who once f...

It’s the offseason, which means it’s time to reflect on life’s biggest questions: Do we stay loyal to our terrible football teams, or is it finally time to break up? JK, Katie, and Money sit down to discuss NFL heartbreak, offseason rumors, and whether Katie is officially leaving the Jets for Cincinnati (spoiler: she’s been eyeing Burrow like a high school crush for years). We also tackle: 🔹 The...

🔴 The 2024 Super Bowl is in the books, and we’re breaking down ALL the biggest moments! From the Eagles’ dominant performance to Patrick Mahomes’ struggles, we cover every angle of Super Bowl LVIII. Plus, we take a deep dive into the controversial halftime show, questionable play calls, and what’s next for the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles heading into next season. 🏈 In This Episode...

🏈 SUPER BOWL SHOWDOWN! 🏆  Chiefs vs. Eagles is set, but is anyone actually excited for this matchup? The First Down Dawgs crew is back to break down the big game, make some (probably terrible) betting picks, and go completely off the rails in the process. 🎙️ In this episode: ✅ Super Bowl hype—why does it feel so low this year? ✅ Chiefs vs. Eagles: Who has the edge? ✅ Over/Under 48.5 – Can we...

In this episode of 'First Down Dawgs', hosts Kurt Money$, Katie Ka$h, and Jonny Parlay passionately delve into a wide array of topics surrounding the NFL. From discussing scenarios about a beloved dog named Joey to hilarious takes on gas station experiences, the conversation shifts fluidly. Key discussions include potential romantic and travel scenarios, the mystique of the Eagles' season, gas pum...

In this episode of the 'First Down Dawgs' show, hosts Jonny Parlay and Kurt Money dive into a variety of lighthearted and detailed discussions about football and the playoff season.  The episode kicks off with some playful banter about background music, jazz, and former athletes like Bernie Williams. The conversation quickly transitions into in-depth discussions on recent football games, player pe...

In this episode of 'First Down Dawgs,' hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h dive headfirst into the frenetic energy of the NFL playoffs. They kick off the show with a light-hearted discussion about Canadian tuxedos and last-minute wardrobe choices, before quickly shifting focus to the heated debates surrounding playoff chances, previous game outcomes, and some humorous hypothetic...

In this episode of First Down Dawgs, hosts Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, and Katie Ka$h dive into the NFL playoff predictions, share betting insights, and engage in lively discussions.  From heated opinions on team performances to light-hearted banter about hats and personal quirks, this episode covers a range of football-related and offbeat topics.  They analyze key matchups, discuss memorable moment...

In this episode of First Down Dawg, hosts Jonny Parlay and Kurt Money$ navigate through a plethora of topics, starting with a personal story about attending a Christmas party and dealing with family.  They then dive into an animated discussion on NFL football, addressing team performances, betting strategies, and quarterback dynamics. Highlights include debates over the potential of young quarterb...

Get ready for a wild ride through the NFL’s latest drama! In this episode, the Dawgs dive into: - The holiday madness with family traditions and football chaos. - Aaron Rodgers’ enigmatic personality and his potential as a mentor (or not). - Tyreek Hill’s surprising step back and the Dolphins’ cold-weather struggles. - Record-breaking quarterbacks like Caleb Williams and their impact on the league...

In the latest episode of First Down Dawgs, we dive into a recent visit to the Army Navy game, exploring the vibrant pre-game festivities and the unfinished structure at Washington Stadium in Landover, Maryland.  We then transition into a peculiar discussion about mysterious drones appearing in New Jersey, and the public's reaction to them. Finally we delve into recent NFL games, team performances,...

In this episode of First Down Dawgs, we dive into Tyreek Hill’s unbelievable off-field stats—five newborns, four touchdowns—yes, you read that right! The crew also breaks down last week’s games, discusses NFL conspiracies, and makes their picks for the upcoming week. With heated debates, bold predictions, and a whole lot of laughs, this is one you don’t want to miss. Plus, we explore which NFL tea...

First Down Dawgs: Week 12 NFL Recap, Bets, and MVP Odds In this episode of First Down Dawgs, hosts Jonny Parlay and Kurt Money dive into the latest NFL action, discussing their betting results from last week and predictions for the upcoming games. They reflect on team performances in games such as the Dolphins, Bears, and Chiefs, as well as key player highlights. The duo also debates the NFL MVP o...

Our NFL week 13 episode is packed with everything NFL fans love: heated debates, hilarious sideline stories, and in-depth game analysis. The whole crew(Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, Trip's Picks, and Katie Ka$h) dive into wild weather games, Tua Tagovailoa’s unforgettable plays (and unspellable name), the resurgence of running backs, and bold Thanksgiving picks. From locker room laughs to strategy tal...

Join the "First Down Dawgs" crew for our annual lively discussion about Thanksgiving traditions, football teams, and crazy family stories. Jonny Parlay, Kurt Money, Trip's Picks, and Katie Ka$h dive into their favorite Thanksgiving foods, share some hilarious family quirks, and make our football game picks for the holiday weekend. Plus, we debate potential coaching changes and share our hot takes...

Join Katie Ka$h and Jonny Parlay as they discuss accents, hosting dynamics, and dive into the NFL's past and upcoming games.  They review team performances, including the Steelers, Bengals, and Niners, and give their game picks for week 12 of the NFL season involving the Lions, Colts, Eagles, Rams, Ravens, Chargers, and more.  They also touch on topics like fan loyalty, referee decisions, and the...

Grab a seat and your phone (because who uses paper anymore?), as Jonny Parlay & Kurt Money take you on a snark-filled journey through the week in the NFL and surprisingly, technology & life.  From the chaos of NFL betting (cash-out debates included) to existential crises over gadgets, this episode is peak East Coast energy.  Expect heavy sarcasm, bad math, and a rundown of games that make...

In this episode of the 'First Down Dawgs' show, hosts Katie and Trip dive into multiple topics. They criticize other show hosts' picks, discuss their weekend experiences, and share their latest football betting strategies. Listen in as they debate about live betting frustrations and the unpredictable nature of sports bars. Trip shares intriguing stats about NFL favorites and underdogs, while Katie...

In this episode of First Down Dawgs, hosts Kurt and JK delve into several engaging topics. They discuss their ongoing debates about the Yankees' management and team structure, analyze betting strategies and rules, and provide updates on their season standings. They explore the impact of live betting, alternative lines, and strategic withdrawals on their betting outcomes. The conversation shifts to...