Explain It Me

Have you missed us? Well we’ve missed us too! For our mini comeback we’ve got a classic that never needed to be remade but of course you know money speaks more than a classic can in Hollywood. This week Stephany does her drunken bestest to explain to Donna the 2024 garbage pile that is Road House. We’ve got open hand slap fighting, drugs, gators, no intimacy, boats on boats, night terrors, and dou...

Get ready for another bad movie with our favorite man, Nic Cage! Donna gets to tell Steph about this fever dream of a film and as we can predict Steph loses her mind. We got bad cops, guns, prostitution, lots of drugs, gambling, iguanas, and of course break dancing souls. It’s Nic Cage performing on a twenty for a film with no cohesion. Our favorite! Come along as we do our very best to make sense...

Are you ready for all the awful Russian accents we have for you in this episode? Yes? In that case get ready for Steph to talk about this gem, Eastern Promises! It’s all the plot points we love, mob families and abuse, grandpas having babies, drinking, stabbing, racism, and CHRISTMAS!!! Listen as Donna confuses this with A History of Violence and discusses the perks of getting a free baby. Stephan...

We’re back with a more “relaxed” movie, this time with a cast of over 100! The exaggeration is valid since we all know Stephany has problems following a film with 3 characters. That’s right, Donna is explaining the plot of Gosford Park and oh boy is it painful. Get ready for rich white people, gossip gossip gossip, and the traitor Pip the dog. We have a murder mystery where you’ll be asking “When...

Did you listen to last week's episode? You better have! This week we’re continuing our tiny series with Blade Runner 2049! Steph does her best to measure up to last week's classic with Donna. We’ve got replicants on replicants, flying cars, robot babies, slave labor, robophobia, and guns. Oh and did we mention blind Jared Leto? (Too bad not mute jkjk (not really)).  Get your glass noodles and AI b...

Get ready…for the ultimate beginning…of our first franchise!!!!! That’s right babbbbbeeeeeeey we did the amazing Blade Runner. Donna admits she cries at this movie as Stephany cries in pain trying to remember who is who. We have the sexy Harrison Ford as our main man and... some other people. We've got robots, robot animals, robot murder, robot sex? It's the first of our back-to-back series, so yo...

Who wants to see Nick Cage as a magician? We definitely do! This week Steph falls apart trying to explain the unnecessarily convoluted movie Next to Donna. We got time travel, nuclear bombs, Nicolas Jesusius Cagus, love that doesn’t seem right, terrorists, and runaway logs. Prepare yourselves as we go through this stupid plot till 2 AM and try to battle sleep deprivation, drunkenness, and Las Vega...

Get ready for Ohio wizards and nothing to do with deers! This week Donna Explains the complicated film The Killing of a Sacred Deer. It’s been a long time since Steph got a headache from a plot, and this is the one that brings that pain back. Get ready for murder, malpractice, and illegal motorcycle rides. This film is a psychological thriller mistaken by some as a comedy and we will bring you the...

Are you ready to get your identity stolen? With the way lifes goin, why not?! This week Steph has the honor of explaining to Donna,  Sandra Bullock’s least worst movie from the 90s (Donna’s words not mine) The Net. We’ve got floppy disks, hackers, a vacation to never forget, chat rooms, identity theft, a lot of running away, cops, more hackers, and did I mention floppy disks?! So get ready to yell...

Are you ready to be an island boi? Cause we all island boiz in this episode. Donna confuses Steph again this week with this crazy dumpster fire of a movie Serenity.  We got a boat, tuna, kid coders, that boat again, stepchildren, swordfish, murder, and more of THAT boat. Get ready to have your mind blown with all the simulations and crazy-eyed looks from your favorite man Matthew McConaughey and t...

Are you ready for a film with Silver Granddaddy and two fave mystical creatures, Bigfoot and Hitler?!?!?!? Today Steph gets to retell the romantic love story that is The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot starring the one and only Sam Elliot, and surprised to say Donna did not hate it but didn’t love it either. We got nazis, FBI, doggos, bigfoot, love, flashbacks, and we can’t forget - Hit...

Are you ready to barrel roll through space for this one? Well then, open the pod bay doors and get ready to get lost in space. This week, Donna does the classic 2001: A Space Odyssey where we all learn not to Google 2001 together and expect to get trivia on this film. We got giant black rectangles, lots of space shots, floating babies, and of course monkeys. (Which Stephany loves btw!) So come alo...

Welcome to season 2! Red pill, blue pill, Donna wishes she had a sleeping pill out of sheer torture. We’re back with the Blockbuster of the century, The Matrix! Keanu Reeves’s most famous role and we don’t know why. Stephany does her best to get through the expositional mayhem that has Donna questioning why she does this. (Seriously why does she do this to me?) We got AI, people goo, explosions, g...

WHO’S READY FOR THE 50TH EPISODE WITH ALL THE STALKING AND LISAS YOU CAN HANDLE????? That’s right folks, we have officially recorded 50 episodes and this one is certainly a banger. Donna tells Stephany about Wicker Park, the movie that makes stalking look like a sport. We have confusing plot lines, Josh Hartnett breaking into everyone’s apartments, sniffing fetishes, and everyone sleeping with eve...

Welcome to NOT our 50th episode! (we messed up, nothing new) Are you ready for more Tom Cruise? Stephany does her best to explain the crazy future that is Minority Report to Donna. We've got almost murder, full fledged murder, drugs, dead kids, crazy bosses, new eyeballs, and future cops. Get your Precogs ready to solve the crime of the century, this movie! Hosted on Ausha. See ausha.co/privacy-po...

Get your phones out and ready cause this episode needs Jesus and PETA! This week, Donna explains Sleepwalkers to Stephany who questions everyone’s choices in this movie. We got bear traps for cats, cat werewolf vampire people, cat magic, cat cops, mother/girlfriends, MURDER BY CORN, bang lights, and ultimate hunger rage. So get your catnip and cuddle up by the fire as we dive into Stephen King’s g...

Are you ready for some video game body horror? Well get ready cause this one’s extra juicy! This week Stephany does her best to explain the craziness that is eXistenZ to Donna. We got fleshlight game controllers, bone guns, umbilical cord penitration, back booty holes, mutated lizards, and anything else you have in your nightmares. So get your spine holes ready cause we’re getting plugged! Hosted...

Guys, buckle up, this is one of our best episodes yet! Have you ever wondered if you were missing something in life, like your leg? Well, we think Lindsay Lohan has a fetish for it because this week's episode is definitely the unofficial darksided sequel to The Parent Trap. This week Donna does a great job at making Stephany lose her stuff over $11 dollars, missing limbs, and dumb jock boyfriends...

Are you ready to have a baby? What about a mutilated one? Well sometimes you need a little weirdness in your life, and we’re hear to give it to you! This week Stephany explains the movie Lamb to Donna who was not expecting all these rams! We’ve got cute babies, rams, fish, more rams, the middle of no where, nips that can cut diamonds, and yet again more rams. So get your rifles and gaurd your fam...

Have you ever wanted to watch your partner get disco stick blasted by another person? Well, it’s not our cup of tea but we don’t shame here. Get ready for the mayhem that is The Canyons. Donna tells Stephany all about the sexual escapades, cheating, two-somes, three-somes, four-somes, and soap-opera drama. Join us for James Dean’s horrible acting, and Lindsey Lohan’s muppet performance in this wee...

Do you have your Multi-Pass ready for this week's shenanigans? If you want to go to Flosten Paradise you better! This week Stephany does her bestest to explain The Fifth Element to Donna. We’ve got elemental stones, cigarettes on planes, over-barring moms, and leotard Radio Show Hosts. Come join us on this interstellar Indiana Jones rollercoaster ride of an episode and let's all go to Flosten Para...

Are you ready to join Satan's book club? Get ready for the best book of this millennium! Join us as Donna does her darndest to explain this week's movie The Ninth Gate to Stephany. We got demons tagging pictures and wheelchairs moving on their own, and another geography lesson for Donna on where Portugal is. Steph wants to see that map of circles if she gets the chance. So come for the confusion o...

Are y’all ready for spaceships, licking ass, and burning into crispy pieces of bacon?!?! That's what’s in store for this episode while Steph discusses the movie Sunshine! Donna only cares that Cillian Murphy is in this film. Listen as she asks “How hot is the sun?” in the most deadpan serious way. Stephany fights for her life to argue that this movie inspired Pixar’s Wall-E. This episode is all ov...

Strap in folks we are in for a crazy episode today! We are doing Steph’s favorite director (sarcasm) David Lynch and it is none other than his masterpiece Mulholland Drive. This movie makes absolutely no sense to either of us and one of us watched it! You got dreams, Hollywood, crow people that live behind dumpsters, and of course lesbians. So come along and get ready to not understand this film e...

Are you ready for this weeks time travelin’ craziness?! You better be cause it’s a lot! This week Stephany has the task of explaining to Donna the insane time jumping sensational movie that is Edge of Tomorrow. It has it all, romance, drama, death, aliens, and of course time travel. Join us as we discover yet another place we didn’t know had an underground garage, how to fall in love with someone...