Espersito: Dungeons and Dragons (In Space)

As the dwarves make their idiotically expedited exodus, an epic battle rages both within, and in the skies above the spaceport. With a flotilla of ships ready to escape the spaceport, and a number of inventive traps Home-Aloned to protect the defenders*, our adventurers must fight to try and save as many dwarves as possible. This may prove difficult, with interruptions from co-workers and partners...

The crew make preparations to escape... and not just by themselves! Having broken through the barricade with a surprisingly acceptable proportion of the dwarven survivors intact, our intrepid team find themselves in the spaceport (deftly adapted from an unused season one map, because we encourage recycling). As escape plans are made, follow our merry band of misfits as they drink rum coffee, discu...

As their real world avatars discuss 100 Seconds to Midnight in the relatively sane days of January 2020, the idiot crew prepare to besiege the besiegers.  Join us as we discuss the ballistic effectiveness of desks (both real and illusory), meet the Daniel Day-Lewis of the wasp people (an proceed to pop his friends like a vespidae piñata), and find out what on Earth ‘missing essential components’ m...

As the real world goes into lockdown, our sci-fi band initiates a plan to break through a looming blockade. Our team gathers to take a ‘completely unintentional’ long rest, before putting into motion a plan that will confuse - if not the enemy - certainly the players. Join us as we pedantically discuss xenobiological semantics, the plural for Thermos, and just how hard Dora can get a band of milit...

The team finds new allies, with questionable names, and varying levels of usefulness.  Having stumbled through a planetside firefight, our party makes friends with powerful weapons, hatches not entirely awful plans, and discovers pleasant revelations regarding Dwarven workspace accessibility. Witness Hud take charge, and spring into action to galvanise a ragged band of survivors, in a stunning dis...

In space, everyone can hear that you’re steaming drunk. Dear listeners, In the run up to Christmas 2019, the creators of this podcast decided to gather together in person (rather than on the safety of discord) and record a live session. What follows is the scrambled transmission of five drunken would-be-podcasters, who became actual-audio-criminals. Whisky was drunk in abundance. Mistakes were mad...

More toilet humour abounds, as the team travels back to a war torn planet. Having thoroughly embarrassed themselves in front of the Dwarven emergency council, our team prepares to travel planetside again, with an upgraded ship, and a mission to find out more about the mysterious force besieging the Dwarven homeworld. Experience the heated will-they-won’t-they sexual tension of the potentially forc...

Flying from the wreckage of a satellite, and into the flagship of ragtag fleet, our crew deal with the most insidious beings they’ve encountered thus far... politicians ! As they navigate a council meeting with the deft grace of (and - in fact - with) an inebriated Eldori, our adventurers seek answers: Why is the planet under attack? What is the difference between a forearm blade and a wrist blade...

As we on earth rocket into the futuristic year of 2020, our crew of misfits find themselves rocketing out of atmosphere, but running on fumes in terms of fuel, in addition to moral fibre. Continue our adventure as the party exploits failings in basic password security protocol, queries Dwarven space defense system design and discusses startling revelations regarding Dwarven physique. Dora finds a...

New friends and relatively recent acquaintances come head to head in an abandoned city. With the Dwarven world under attack, join our loosely defined ‘protagonists’ as they venture forth to find the source of the mysterious signal with a new party member in tow. Prepare to be amazed by the astounding new invention; the Space Escalator / Spacescalator (patent pending), and entertained by some on po...

As the party reel in the aftermath of a(nother) violent encounter, mysteries abound! WHAT was the mysterious signal over the comms-channel? WHO is this strange be-tentacled newcomer? HOW tall are Dwarvern ventilation shafts? And WHEN will the flammable properties of space hay cease to amaze? Find the answers, and continue the adventure as our misfits brave the shocking home comforts of Dwarven min...

Episode one may have seen our brave protagonists steal from the living, but just how much can they loot from the still warm bodies of the recently departed? Join them as they venture into the depths of a Dwarven mine (but it’s space Dwarves, because fantasy is for nerds), to competently stack boxes, incompetently drink on the job, and find out what it means to be ‘unmoving, but not in a panicky wa...

Welcome Back! It's time to familiarise yourself with a brand-new bunch of rogues and reprobates, as they are drawn together on a distant and forgotten world on the far-flung outer rim of the known universe. Will their blasé attitude towards local politics, eldritch abominations, and functional alcoholism land them in trouble? Almost certainly!    Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the b...

This is a little chat we had after finishing season one to talk about what happened between the end of season one and the start of season two. There are no big spoilers, but if your interested to know what happens in the intervening years, then this is the 11 minute podcast for you! This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of...

With The Shattered Tower blowing up around them and a lift full of villains between them and their escape route, will The Epsilon Shift get out in time or will their victory be their defeat?   This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have been framed for a terrorist attack. Follow them as they blunder through th...

The crew set foot upon The Shattered Tower, the Death Star of the Silrane Arc, the ship that destroyed the HWBC Caelistis and threw this rag tag group of idiots together and set them on the path to foil the plans of Zemir Ervos and save the galaxy. In what dashing, heroic and more thank likely idiotic way will they save the day? Lets find out... This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, t...

Having prepared as much as they can and pinpointed the location of The Shattered Tower; the super weapon being prepared by Lorendi fanatics, the crew set off. The first challenge facing them is how to get there without being spotted and destroyed on sight…    This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have been fr...

The crew handles the fallout of Pax’s terrible decision making and then gets back to the task at hand, finding out how to locate and destroy The Shattered Tower, even if it means starting a war…    This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have been framed for a terrorist attack. Follow them as they blunder throu...

The crew faces down mysterious assassins and finds out if the Infinity Corps will aid them in the hunt for the Shattered Tower. Can they work together to get underway and take out the impending threat to the galaxy. This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have been framed for a terrorist attack. Follow them as...

Whilst waiting to find out if the Infinity Corps will support them in the hunt for the Shattered Tower, so while they wait they get to explore the base... which almost certainly means getting into trouble and offending people. This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have been framed for a terrorist attack. Foll...

A Recap covering episodes 1 - 24. For those who need reminding, those who found the quality distasteful and those who are lazy. 

Whilst making plans to take down the upgraded and very dangerous ship, The Shattered Tower, the team decides they need to make friends. As we all know the best way to make friends is to antagonise, mock and then find common ground. This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have been framed for a terrorist attack....

The exploration of the Revosys R&D facility comes to a close, but there’s still one small thing in their way… the powerful, fanatical and intelligent Doctor Orvellus. But beyond that, there are plans to be made. They need to act quickly to stop the Fist of Goral from laying waste to the Galaxy, but they can't do it alone…   This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing s...

With all the immediate baddies vanquished the crew set about reclaiming the artifact stolen from the HWBC Caelistis an do a bit more exploring of the Revosys R&D facility before heading off into the sunset... but what twists and turns will they discover behind locked doors? Secrets, probably. This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an inn...

In the dark of the Revosys R & D facility the crew find some pretty exciting things, but what else is lurking within the facility? Bad guys? Good Guys? Space Cows? The truth about who's behind the attack on the HWBC Caelistis? Or maybe just a moral grey area... This, the first live action Esper Genesis podcast, tells the ongoing saga of The Epsilon Shift, an innocent group of idiots who have b...