Dungeons of Regret

News from Borovia, The Windmill and the Standing Stones, Gerry Does Eluned Things, A Highly Debated Gibbous Moon, Teeth, The Return to Vallaki, What We Need is More Cowbell, A Respectful and Somber Funeral Devoid of Manic Hijinks, An Extensive Discussion of Powdered Silver, An Extensive Discussion of the Meaning of DnD, House Keeping in the Wachter Manor, Bagman and/or Bagmen, A Noose Tied with Fo...

Cyrus and the Chilly Tower, Eluned Starts a Diary, Willy Talks to the Dead, Reading Vampire Smut, Wash Meets the Raven Queen and Skaggi, Willy Gets Possessed, Wily is Dumb in a Way the is Hard to Explain, Mandolf and Wash Attempt to Redecorate the Tower, Wash Pioneers the Luge, Mandolf Kills a Stew, Sweet Sweet Human Blood, The Long Walk Home, Standing Stones, Cliffhanger Running Feet Sounds.

Winning Hearts and Minds, The Taking of the Wachter Lands, Copyright Free Group Names, Finding a Notary the Easy Way, The Party Becomes Landed Gentry, Mr. Wachter Talks, Taking a Long Rest as Measured by Distance Not Duration, Gerry Exists!, Wash Gets Crabs, No One in the Party Knows How to Sit in a Carriage, New Ethical Conundrums, Willy Makes a Hell of a Fine Point and Then Has an Episode with a...

Lady Wachter Explodes on Wash, Willy Plays a Little Music to Take the Edge Off All the Murder, Mandolf Quits in the Middle of a Set, The Taking of Wachter House, Eluned Kills a Dead Guy, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wash and Mandolf Kill a Symbol, The Party Inspects Eluned Box While She's Unconscious, Eluned Fights a Cat, The Tome of Strahd.

Shia Surprise, An Inconceivable Series of Rolls, Shia is Immune to Fire Damage, The Unbearable Lightness of Beheading.

No joke, this is our best episode yet. The first day is a tense smolder as we reconnect with Vallaki and attempt to do some good. The next morning is a frantic crescendo of explosive energy that threatens to flatten everything you think you know about the concept of soup. Your Church is Broken, The Party Houses Orphans, Willy Sexually Assaults Wash, Eluned Assassinates Everyone (It's a Mercy), Arn...

Willy Eats a Sour Grape, Wash Explains How to Make Oily Rags, Highway to Hill, The Party Finds a Talking Spear, The Party Finds a Talking Axe, Evil Blood Tree, Eluned 1v1's Strahd, Eluned Gets Charmed, Strahd Becomes a Meteor, Vineyard Montage, The Gang Gets Served.

Blame Brock. When in doubt, blame Brock.

Ahrnoldo Antagonized Wash, The Other Martikovs, The Further Adventures in Table Noise, Wash Turns Poison into Wine and Commissions Some Wire, Harry and Taylor Swift Return, 2/15ths of a Mile, Yesterhill. 

Druid Fight, Barreled Doors, I Wanna Rock!, Arnaldo Keisters a Witches Staff, Willnardio, Speed Looting, Human Teeth, Exploring the Vineyard, Religious Prolificators. There are a few minor instances of table noise this week. See if you can find the time stamp when Dominic actually eats chips inside the microphone. Blame Brock.

There are a couple of audio drop outs this session, Blame Brock. The Party Searches for Meaning,  A Chicken and a Cat, Bookclub, Majestso,  Ned goes to Church, Willy Plays a 90 Minute Guitar Solo, Wash Pawns Off a Chicken, Eluned Mounts a Dead Horse, Twiggies, Get 'Em.

I don't know what else to say. We learn something about hags but don't do anything with the knowledge. Maybe next week we can abandon a quest more quickly and really get back to some good bickering.

Vistani Bad at Finding Children, Elves Bad at Throwing Spears, Wash has the Same Fight with a New NPC, Every Party Member Leaves the Party, Eluned does Eluned Things, Dead Man's Boots, Is This a Real Business?, Wash has the Same Fight with a New NPC, Willy and Wash, Fat Rictavio, and Big Brassieres.

A lengthy recap, Investigating a crime scene, Barge Sarge, Fire on the Floating Dial!, Prince casts Eyebite, The continuing adventures of Guy Greyhammer fighting Siril, interrogating a prisoner who sings like a bird, a minor victory?

A summary of sessions 000 through 020, non or which are recorded. I intentionally inserted a bunch of speaking errors into the audio for your entertainment.

A strange looking bird, Eluned stirs the pot, Willy flies!, Sirens, Researching hags, avoiding Irena, Eluned and the room of dolls, Roll Tide, The Great Wire Hunt, Docked ears, and a focused and respectful visit with the Vistani. This is a first attempt at normalizing the volume on the audio. Also, we get pretty drunk and punchy by the end. Blame Brock.

Antler Dust, A talk with Rictavio, Conversions rates with drones, A Nice Meal with a Nice Lady, Eluned does the Sensible Thing, Arnauldo Literally Falls Asleep, Skeletons in the Undercroft.

Children who change size, Jeeyax, Puppeteering, Shopping Spree, Eluned goes to Church, Rictavio, and a Bevy of Plans that Will Soon be Abandoned.

Dream Pie Fighting, Blue Otter Inn, Father Lucien, Issak (Essick? Easich? Eezak?), Irrational Exuberance, Blinski's. Some very low audio in this episode. Blame Brock.

Baby noises, body temperature soy sauce, foot prints in the mud, Vallaki! Audio is a bit rough.

Nothing got recorded. This is just a recap. Blame Brock.

Wash hates the Vistani, a pile of birds, omens, a chance meeting, beauty in darkness and frustration.

A montage, a purloined letter, skeletal whores, feats of strength, PO-TAY-TOES.

Vampires, undead baby jokes, tripping holy men, ravens that sound like police sirens, fake dads and real friends. 

Woof the audio is pretty rough on this one. Hang in there.