Dungeons of Regret

It's a rough cut.

Featuring Tess.

The Whole Gang Gets Back Together, The Party Expertly Avoids Plot Hooks and Lays Siege to Ravenloft Instead, The Difficulties of Falling While Invisible, A Knife Fight, Strahd's Lieutenant Doesn't Understand Action Economy, Wash Absolutely Slaughters A Demon, Willy Steals a Skull and the Party Hides a Body.

Blame Brock. A Well Worn Path, Wash Has so Many Cloaks, Wartle Doesn't Know What it Means to Be Alive, The Vistani are Still Jerks, Defensive Moonbeam, Roasted vs. Toasted, The Vistani Retreat, Eluned Does Eluned Things, Wartle Kills with a Steam of Piss, Willy Holds Three Actions, Advanced Geometries with Moonbeam, Willy Make Fun of Everyone Pants, Wash is Extremely Frustrated with the Limita...

The Party Finds a Friendly Evil Dead, Wash Looks for Eluned and Inspects Curtains, More Vaporous Dragons, Two Entirely Unrelated Conversations do a Great Job at Filling in the Blanks, I Can't Hear you Because I'm Asleep, Eluned Attempts to do Eluned Things, Marko Knows What Time it Is, Wash Saves Esmerelda, The Vistani Continue to be Villains  and Claim to be Heroes, The Party Really Struggle...

Willy is Flashing Back, Exploring Argynvostholt, Wash Cant Look at a Chandelier, A Lengthy Discussion of Doors, Bustin' Ghosts, "Screw it, Let's Do It", Finger Arrows, Eluned Continues to Pretend to Have Religion, Wash Has a Stained Glass Related Existential Crisis, Follow the  Smoke Dragon, Willy's College Course Load Continues to Grow, Eluned Does Eluned Things, The Group Has Become Shockin...

Zombies or Poor People?, Wolf Skaggi, Introducing Marko and Wartle, Marko and Wartle Druidcraft Each Other, Brock Violates So Many Copyrights, Birch Bark Pants, Martikov Reunion, Wash Gets Unejaculated, Eluned Fakes More Emotions, Gerry is Finally Helpful, Marko and Wartle Get Weird with Peasant Kids, Harrison Does Accents, Fresh Metal, Lesser Restoration Weight Loss, Stop Gendering My Tree, The D...

A Mysterious Mansion, Counterspelling a Cantrip, Eluned Sees Through the 4th Wall, Wash Sits on a Copper Throne of Dreams, A Library of Disappointments, Van Richten's Backstory, Esmerelda Becomes an Ally, Willy Plays with the Mad Mages Big Organ, Resting Montage, Willy Gets Cut, Wash Paints a Picture, The Guy Who Could be Extremely Helpful Will Not be Helpful, Back Into Borovia, Eluned Loots Dead...

Yes, we are still alive. No, there are not excuses. Blame Brock. Apologies of all kinds. One member of the party (blame Brock), decided to zoom in from work. It has been nearly insurmountable to edit out all of the HIPPA violations. I hate my life. I don't honestly think anyone is listening to this podcast. This episode is choppy as hell and I put it through about 15 filters to try and fix the lev...

No One Knows How to Fight a Fire, It's Not the First Time We've Seen Vallaki in Flames, Abandoning Wachter House, Wash and Gerry Create Hallowed Rubble, Two Maids, a Cook, a Bloody Boy and a Hippie Walk into a Bar, Eluned Does Eluned Things With the Cook, Davide Catches Horn, Wash Doesn't Trust Vasili, Eluned on Vasili: "I Think We Can Trust Him," Flipping Papers Sound Effects, Wash Doesn't Trust...

A Conversation with Corander, Somehow No One Wonders Where Mandolf Went, Sexy Evil Cultist, Barovia's Most Helpful Vampire, Sexy Undead Cultist, Willy Makes a Floating Stomping Statue and Wash Really Wants it to Pee on Someone, Eluned and Bran are Basically Useless the Whole Episode, Wash Rolls a 1, a 1, a 1, and a 4, Sexy Flameskull Cultist, We Win?

Introducing Bran, Eluned Thought is was a Trap, Von Holz House, Bran Tries to do Eluned Things, Mandolf Tries to do Eluned Things, Cool Dead Kids, Somehow Vallaki is Worse Every Time We Walk Through, Wash Doesn't Understand the Silver Dragons, The Pentagram Lives, Mandolf Fights a Stick, Bran Doesn't Understand Strahd, Typical Wachter House Nonsense, Mandolf Becomes Arnauldo, Wash Recognizes a Vam...

The DM actually dies during this session. Walk with him through the first two days of a head cold in three hours. A Surprisingly Respectful Looting and Mutilation of an Old Friend, Willy is Basic, Level Six Willy, I'll Believe That When I Don't Believe It, Mandolf Feels Himself, Hag Sniper, Eluned Does Eluned Things in the Woods, Weird Glowing Lights, Wash Desperately Tries to Figure Out Hag Pins,...

An Extremely Suspicious Tree, Elaborate Surprise Plans, Utter Surprise Failure, Zombie Arnauldo Appears, My Armor Class is Tiny Hut, Bra of Holding, Willy Makes a Huge Mistake, The Hag Blows Wash and Willy, Mandolf Plays with His Sticky Balls, Mandolf Tries for Multiple Turns to Put Metal on a Guy Already Wearing Metal, Eight Full Minutes of Arguing About Heat Metal, Arnauldo Dies Retroactively.&n...

There is a bit of a time drop after the break. You don't miss much, but feel free to blame Brock. Assault on the Windmill, Bardic Regret, Butter Teeth and Butter Eyes, Eluned Does Eluned Things in a Windmill, Willy UNderstands Magic, Hag Trick!, Top Half Defenestration, Everyone Mutilates Corpses, Willy Kills a Barrel, Cute Evil Dolls, Somehow More Orphans, The Taming of the Broom, Rictavio Bravel...

Werebattle Aftermath and a Typically Over Complicated Plan the Achieves Nothing, Eluned Spends Most of the Session Carrying 1000 Copper Coins Somehow, Mandolf Doesn't Tuck, More Teeth Hijinks, Wash and Eluned Try to Understand How Exhaustion Works, Strahd Appears Again and is Charming, Willy Hits Bats for Only 5 Out of a Possible 32 Damage, Eluned Sells Out Irena Again, Strahd Has a Sissy Run, Man...

You guessed it. Brock deleted another episode. Prepare to miss out on all of our combat comedy stylings. Also, Eluned does Eluned things and finds closure. There is a pretty thorough recap in the next episode so just use this extra time to relisten from the beginning.

We're Fighting Werewolves, Alone with a Flute and a Dead Body, Kids in Cages... Thanks Obama, The Party Hatches an Elaborate Plan to Trick the Wolves into Fighting Each Other, Orphans Are Terrible at Looting, Fearin (Ferrin? Feeryn?) Admires Kiril's Skin Curtains, In the End the Plan Comes Down to 'Run Away,' It Works, Eluned and the Critical Critical Hit, The Packslayers Live Up to Their Name, Th...

Brock Works Really Hard to Not Ask a Question That He Ends Up Asking Anyway, Wash Returns Some Videotapes, Shakira Gets a Chicken, Rictavio Lore Dumps on the Party, Dag Brings Exciting News About the Werewolves, Mando Defenestrates Himself, Scaffolding Made of Crossbows or Crossbows Made of Scaffolding, How to Sink a Magic Tower, How to Beat Strahd: Cheat, Consequences Have Consequences, Eluned Do...

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The Party Recovers and Important Artifact, Cronenberg Monsters Are People Too, Esmerelda Gives Mandolf the Cold Shoulder, Mandolf Just Wants to Sleep, An Average Night in Krezk, Willy Makes a Baby and Gets Possessed, The Party Has No Idea What to Do, Eluned Does Eluned Things with a Wolf, Wizard of Wines, A Plan to Spy on Werewolves that Involves Two or Three Different Kinds of Birds, Eluned Finds...

Shoutout to Tess for the Best Audio Capture of a Die Roll in Podcasting History, Bad New About the Abbott, 'Scuse Me, Pardon Me, Emotionally Difficult Terrain, The Slow but Inevitable Beating to Death of a Holy Man, A Surprising Amount of Foreskin, A Heart Attack, An Abbott an Angel and a Spinning Ball of Rings Walks into an Immovable Bar, Willy is a Necrodancer, You Wake Up and Gerry is Touching...

Apologies to anyone who wanted to follow the plot this week; there is SO MUCH TABLE TALK. The movies always show people biting on a stick or a leather strap to get through unbearable pain, but I recommend a jute cord. It is so much easier on the teeth and with any luck you will still have teeth at the end of this session. That is, unless Wash finds you unconscious.  Entry into Krezk, Hot Whit...

This one is a bit of a mess, boys. We start off with recording errors that give some sections a very 'sudden' feeling. And, there is SO MUCH TABLE TALK. I cleaned up a couple sections, which now also sound cut together, but there are some pretty large chunks of pure nonsense that I left in just to short circuit the question of "Wait, what happened in that hard cut?" with the answer "We have no ide...

Morning Breaks over Borovia, Helping Poisoned Drunks (Not Eluned), Midsession Lifeless Recap,  Gerry meets a guars and Goes Walkabout, An Ambiguous Bag of Jerky, Eluned Invents the Term "Sus," Eluned Does Eluned Things at a Brewery, The Party Destroys a Local Business, The Party Falsely Imprisons a Local Man after Blowing Up His Home and Business, The Party Misses Clues About the Bagman, Zahn...