Dummies With Dice

Today we take a break from our regular scheduled dummies adventure for a very merry or scary Christmas? They will be goblins anyhow trying their best to "save Christmas so please enjoy, and Happy Holidays from the dummies! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. This episode of Dummies With Dice features Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers a...

The dummies have began a journey to Phandalin seeking Varrin Axebreaker hoping to gain some insight on getting home... but things take a very dark turn as we journey through the trauma inside of Duke Crystal Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as...

The Dummies went into the depths of the dungeon below the church in Darkhaven and fought with their brains and brawn to victory over Big Bones lair! But what will happen with their new "friend" Mr. Riddles? Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as A...

In the aftermath of Camp Clearwater the dummies minds are little foggy on what happened.. but they know they need to check on their friend Archie back in Darkhaven. Lilith Darko is surely in need of help while the dummies wait for more information on their diminsional problems.. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Ha...

The dummies begin their investigation of Camp Clearwater's dark secrets lurking in the shadows, the danger is real but will the dummies be able to overcome the evil of this camp... Ryan Hart was not able to be apart of this due to his work had him out of town and working lots of hours! The group is ready for his return. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug an...

Halloween is the time for all manner of horrors to arise which means we are releasing part 1 of our halloween special on halloween day! The dummies have been asked to help save a summer camp from a horrible fate from an otherworldly terror... (part 2 will release Nov. 4th) Ryan Hart was not able to be apart of this due to his work had him out of town and working lots of hours! The group is ready f...

Adventuring into the tomb of the dragon slayer has turned out to be more problematic than the dummies expected being attacked by a strange wind creature and now collapsing tunnels coming down on helpless Hazel the kitty... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crysta...

The Dummies decided they wanted to explore and go on an adventure to see what more this world has to offer.. unfortunately they found what this world has to offer and that would be an invisible stalker protecting a dragon slaying sword!! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers...

Murder at Sea is a murder mystery created by Venice Hartwell of Hartwell Press where the players must prove their innocents. Trapped on a yacht with guards and an inspector who wants them persecuted for their crimes.. find out if our dummies can succeed in wiping away this false charge. You can get your own copy of murder at sea here to try out yourselves for your own campaigns or one shot for you...

Duke Crystals mind and body are broken after the violence that occurred against Orctagon. Miss Muffin is upset about their new friends death. What will come out of this for Darkhaven? Find out now on Dummies With Dice! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ry...

Our party of dummies trapped in the Orctagon fighting for their lives, the struggle is real and the blood surrounding them is very real... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by T...

Darkhaven is darker than usual with blood filliing its streets. the party is faced with more challenges with now knowing there may be a bigger threat stomping around the forest.. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as F...

The wizard of light Aethon the Illuminated is dead at the hands of our delightful dummies. Next step is to get info from Lilith Darko about a way home now that Aethon is eliminated... along with a mysterious secret hatch hidden by the emos. Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chamb...

The dummies head out after the wizard of light to breach his tower and stop the bright lights casting over the darkness in hopes that Lilith Darko will give information on way home... (APOLOGIES FOR DOG BARKING) Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart...

The Dummies take on trying to stop a dark ritualist known as the poet and things go very wrong quickly... but the group may gain friends out of this or just inflict more violence! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as...

The dummies emerge from the underdark and are hit with sunlight for the first time in days and arrive on a shoreline with a big, dark, twisty forest ahead that lies with more mysteries... and emos? Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ort...

The Dummies made a narrow escape from a tunnel collapsing on them and have met an unusual creature known as Glabbagool! Their journey through the Underdark continues in strange areas and new friends or foes along the way... Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Cryst...

The Dummies are traversing the tunnels and passages of the underdark with their fellow prisoners to find a way out. (Sorry for the sound in this episode some background noise made the sound a little funky it’ll be fixed for episode 3, thank you!) Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate...

Four not so average dummies are caught in a storm and transported to the world of dungeons and dragons! Content Warning: Violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Dummy Master is Trisston Hayes Kelli Lee as Miss Muffin Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as Fleastick Sockjelly Edited and Mixed by Trisston Hayes Theme song is “The In...

Welcome to our first trailer for our podcast Dummies with Dice! we are so excited to get started and have our adventure. Our story follows four not so average people who get transported to the world of dungeons and dragons their objective is to survive this world and find a way back home or get lost forever.. -Trisston (DM), Kelli, Nate, Ryan R1, Ryan R2 Want more from us? check out our Patreon at...