Don’t Wreck Yourself

Cap shows Ryan how easy it is to follow a promise to listeners by bringing getting the scoop on wombat poop and that dude who appeared to be in the throws of passion at the time of his death in a terrible tectonic conflagration. Mostly they just kick it like youths. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can also find us o...

Ryan and Cap are joined by a storied figure in our podcast history, Maurice, who is fit to join any adventuring party of 4th level in need of a rapscallion, scalliwag, or any other sort of nautical ne'e'r-do-well. This episode hits the ground with Questionable Headlines, discussing a controversial gift the Russian government gave to symbolize its thanks. Then they try to spot a scammer with a sus...

Ryan and Cap unearth the facts about an r/conspiracy claim linking historical genocidal knobwobble Andrew Jackson to socialite friend to "you know who" Jeffrey Epstein (you know what he did, we really don't need the heat from that SEO) by way of necromancy (This is fine for SEO) and stacks of cash (This is great for SEO). Then they tackle some LinkedIn lunacy in the form of a pair of pie charts pu...

Ryan and Cap are back for a third season of fact checking, chilling personal anecdotes, quirky highlights, zany soliloquys, feral grunts, vaguely coded threats, and painful audio mishaps. In this episode, they discuss what to do if your wife won't let you play a little Switch-a-roo overseas when they answer a question from r/AITAH. Then they tell you what those nerds at the Yakuza are up to now......

Ryan and Cap officially launch Season 2 of Don't Wreck Yourself by reintroducing themselves and the show to you, our audience before discussing Stephen King's novel word for breasts, fighting bears, and the (at the time of recording) ongoing hunt for the United Healthcare CEO. Please remember to rate and review our show. Tell your friends, and look for us on social media @wreckyourpod. You can als...

Ryan and Cap take stock of all the things they're grateful for before breaking the news that their side did, in fact, lose the election. If you heard it here first, that's both dope and sad. Cap gives Ryan three minutes to say his piece on fascism before they turn to Turkey-day topics. Somewhere along the way, Ryan recounts his run in with the Turkish mob during a college trip to Istanbul. Find us...

Election Day Eve Surprise Drop! Vote for Kamala Harris, because we don't want a racist schemer for President. This episode covers a Day Light Savings question from r/NoStupidQuestion, and then Cap proves a practiced listener as Ryan airs all of his anxieties about the election. Be your best selves. Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky) Find our Discord here. https...

ONE FINAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE FOR 2024! Cap and Ryan talk about the horror of the Presidential Race andRyan's recent brush with uncouth AITA behavior. Then they delve into a bunch of tangents, a mysterious grave marker, the man of all of our dreams, and they perform a deep legal analysis of witchcraft laws in Pennsylvania. Find us on all social media at @wreckyourpod, and on BlueSky at @wreckyourpod...

Ryan and Cap take on some super spooky current events, before talking about a mysterious dark figure in a classic fedora who keeps showing up when no one can prove it. Then they rip apart an Edward Scissorhands fan-theory that will scissor this community in twain! Find us on all social media @wreckyourpod (wreckyourpod.com on BlueSky) Find our Discord here. https://discord.gg/4tjn6NHzen Connect wi...

Ryan takes Cap, and guest hosts Mo (from The Squonk and the Hag) and Ian Mauldin (from Shrimp and Crits) back in time to the dusty trails of the American West in a table top roleplaying game of his own design. Cap takes on the role of Coop, The Trailblazer; Mo plays Eleanor, The Doctor; and Ian introduces Sturgil, The High Class... as they brave a section of the Oregon Trail and blaze a trail thro...

Cap and Ryan scratch feverishly at the earth to dig up a couple spooky season topics before the conclusion of Prisma's Diner starring Quinn Majeski, Jess Sparks, Cap, and our hosts! Huge thanks to our friends! @MonsterHourPod @JessSparksNotes Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/3hfMjhXN

Cap and Ryan are letting the Devil take the wheel for all of October. NOTE: We're not literally consorting with any demonic forces. It's October 2024, and polls are saying it's a coin toss whether Ted Cruz gets to preside over my witch trial... so to be clear, it's just a Halloween goof. But that goof is going to transition us from the Oktoberfest Devil's Wheel into the first half of an Actual Pla...

Ryan and Cap talk about the most recent episode of Drag Race Global All Stars, what they learned about the origin of drag houses. Then they move on to discuss the dated notion of Gaydar, whether it exists, and where it is taking us in the future. Then they dig into the statistics around stereotypes about gay promiscuity and attraction. If you're picking up big gay energy in this episode, your Gayd...

Ryan and Cap talk about the scientific awards nobody puts on their CV before opining on the state of global drag. Then they blabber about politics and why Donald Trump is racist, and why Laura Loomer is a victim of her own schtick, and how you should definitely vote for Kamala Harris in November. Holy smokes. Don't panic. But if you do feel a sense of panic, that's okay. We're just primates, and e...

Ryan and Cap become Nutty Putty buddies while studying a strange death in a Utah cave, then they talk about other cave related topics covering everything from limestone cenotes to ready-made man-caves. They also discuss a "new" system of government being promoted by America's number one caveman, Elon Musk. Join us for discussions on our show Discord Server at: https://discord.gg/Ytkf7aY7XJ  

Ryan and Cap read through a bunch of Apple reviews, and discuss user feedback. Then Ryan introduces a new segment called Questionable Headlines leading to in-depth speculation about the corn sweat threatening the midwest. Then they discuss a map Ryan found detailing the search engine history of conspiracy enthusiasts around the country.

In this week's episode, Ryan quizzes Cap on previous episodes of the show. He does okay. Unfortunately due to platform limitations, we were unable to publish the quiz at the time of the episode launch. The link will be updated... soon? Finally, Cap delves into the truth behind a Reddit comment, presenting a tale of a house divided to bolster his co-host bona fides. Don't forget to leave us glowing...

Ryan and Cap give you a leg-up on legumes, addressing a pair of Reddit inquiries at the intersection of humans and beans. Then they discuss the aftermath of beans by pondering flatulence in philosophy, politics, and the sciences. Along the way, Cap quizzes Ryan. We learn a lot about beans, a little about toots, and a lot about our own humanity. Find us on social media at @wreckyourpod On Discord a...

Cap and Ryan offer a retrospective of strange Olympic history discussing the utter chaos of early Olympic events, from the long hard, traffic clogged, rat-poisoned slogs, to the whimsical dismantling of France's signature coifed canine at the hands of a farmer's wife. Finally, they address accusations that Imane Kalif of Algeria should have been barred from competition for crimes against the patri...

In this episode Ryan and Dr. Brad talk coinage trends, probability, and youth culture before segueing into accounts of an ancient Mesopotamian demon whose victims were always taken on the commode inflagrante delicto. Take this opportunity to learn a thing or two from Brad, who unlike virtually everyone else on this show, is an actual expert. Subscribe to Brad's channel, Artifactually Speaking at:...

Ryan and Ian tackle the conspiracy that Taylor Swift and the NFL are rigged in Joe Biden's favor. They also weigh in on some pop culture questions and explain the differences between First, Second, and Third World countries. Eat up, slop's gettin' cold. Find the show on all social media platforms @wreckyourpod Find Ryan on Instagram but not on Twitter @foodicide Chat with Don't Wreck Yourself, and...

Ryan takes to the streets with Cap to patrol the internet in search of questions and topics in need of vigilante illumination. Ryan provides an update on the state of the show, before they dive into the hows and whens of doing the gritty at a funeral, taking breastmilk baths, before ruling on whether there is a connection between Impossible Meat and Planned Parenthood. TW: This episode does featur...

The lights are off. You knock anyway. Silence. You wait a month. The light comes on. The terror begins. Enjoy your tofurkey stuffed with candy corn, you freaks. This year's Halloween episode is grossly late, but worth the wait! Join Ryan, CJ, and Cap for all the tricks, all the treats, and all the human skin based fashion apparel you can buy on Etsy! Find the show on all social media platforms @wr...

In this wild episode Matt and Ryan discuss deeply personal healthcare stories, tease a whale milk topic that you heard last week, and generally conduct themselves like over-caffeinated class clowns. But in the process they help an r/nostupidquestions asker embrace their inner Mandolorian. Then they weigh the pharmacological benefits of hotboxing crustaceans, before discussing how to make the human...

Ryan invites Ian Mauldin to dust off his microphone to talk about all of the internet's hottest topics from several weeks ago! First they throw a wet blanket on Burning Man, before discussing the impact the Taylor Swift Lifestyle can have on a relationship. Then they discuss whether a human being like you and me suffering from lactose intolerance can safely pop a big old rubber whale nipple in our...