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The DOtD lads run our very own awards show as we present our End of 2024 Bonanza! No director this time! What are you gonna do, tell on us? You’re not my dad. We talk through our favorite films that we’ve reviewed this year, give each other superlatives, and Nico and Dan reveal Justin Bingo. Spoilers for literally everything. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://w...

The DOtD lads rustle up some Christmas spirit as we review Tyler MacIntire’s “It’s a Wonderful Knife”! We talk through the movie’s best kills, how it stacks up as a Holiday movie and as a slasher, and we find out Nico and Justin don’t hate each other. Sometimes. Nico studies the blade. Spoilers in the aurora borealis. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdh...

The DOtD lads do a line of smelling salts as we review Ian Hunt-Duffy’s “Double Blind”! We talk, mention a couple other things, and Nico relates a sleepless weekend. Spoilers in your dreams. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.ins...

The DOtD lads take part in a Zumba class as we review Coralie Fargeat’s “The Substance”! We talk through the many themes in the film, the director’s vision for the ending, and Nico and Justin do battle once again. Must be a Monday. Spoilers at the aerobics show. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopentha...

The DOtD lads go thrifting as we review Curry Barker’s “The Chair”! We discuss the film’s outstanding camera work, try to put together what actually happened, and Nico realizes he might’ve missed some things. We still love him. Spoilers in this chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. THIS CHAIR. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook:...

The DOtD lads stuff some… turkeys as we review Eli Roth’s “Thanksgiving”! We talk through the film’s fun kills, what could possibly be in the sequel, and Nico takes a moment to be thankful for Dan. But not Justin tho. Spoilahs in the musket Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https:/...

The DOtD lads wrestle some goats as we review Robert Eggers’ “The Witch”! We discuss the film’s many themes, question if there even was a witch, and Justin hates everything Nico likes about this movie. Who could have seen this coming? Spoilers in the garlic paste. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopent...

The DOtD lads suffer an identity crisis as we review Brandon Cronenberg’s “Possessor”! We discuss the film’s corporate dystopian themes, how Cronenberg measures up to his legendary father, and Justin gives us some truly awful mental imagery. Spoilers in the lamp shades. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/don...

The DOtD lads get rid of their Halloween masks as we review Tommy Lee Wallace’s “Halloween 3: Season of the Witch”! We discuss the absence of Michael Myers, the film’s downright bonkers plot, and Nico absolutely loses his mind. Spoilers in the laser beams. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor...

The DOtD lads get stuck on the toilet as we review Rebekah McKendry’s “Glorious”! We discuss the film’s twist ending, mythological inspirations, and the lads get deep in the ‘what would you do’. Spoilers through the hole. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHo...

The DOtD lads prepare to sell a house as we review Andy Collier and Tor Mian’s “Sacrifice”! We discuss the film’s great use of color, its wild dialogue choices, and Nico hates on poor Isaac. Spoilers in the milk and toast. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDH...

The DOtD lads serve up some calamari as we review Stuart Gordon’s “Dagon”! We discuss the film’s unlikeable protagonist, a very specific scene involving faceripping, and Dan educates us all on Lovecraftian vs Cosmic Horror. Ia, ia, cthulhu fhtagn. Spoilers in Shou Tucker’s backroom Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.face...

The DOtD lads hike in Bhutan as we review David Prior’s “The Empty Man”! We discuss the film’s bite-sized pieces of cosmic horror, its amazing cinematography, and an unfortunate topless scene. The Empty Man made us spoil it. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitter.com/DOt...

The DOtD astronauts set foot into an alien megastructure as we review Ridley Scott’s “Prometheus”! We discuss how the film fits into the franchise, its similarities to Frankenstein, and Charlize Theron. Spoilers in the black goo. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitter.co...

Tilda Swinton plays all 3 DOtD hosts as we review Luca Guadagnino’s “Suspiria”!. We discuss the film’s striking differences from the original, our different opinions on its cinematography, and Tilda Swinton. Spoilers on the meat hook. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitt...

The DOtD lads descend into dark valleys as we review Bitgolem’s “Dagon”. We discuss the game’s storytelling and visuals, its great narration, and we learn that Nico doesn’t like the lapping of the waves. Spoilers coming at you… pause. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twitt...

The DOtD lads lie about their golf scores as we review yatoimtop’s “Greener Grass Awaits”. We run through our thoughts on the game’s core mechanics, its immaculate building of tension, and Justin learns how to sprint. Spoilers for Undertale, Star Fox, and Frozen 2.   Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontop...

The DOtD lads bust out some arcade tokens as we review Kevin Lewis’ “Willy’s Wonderland” We discuss how the film is a ton of dumb fun, its balance between horror and comedy, and how the main character is more than a little into pinball. Spoilers in the Super Happy Fun room. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com...

The DOtD lads hunt for some frescoes as we review Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s “Sweet Home” (1989)!  We discuss the film’s discordant tone, its influence on Resident Evil, and Nico gives a breakdown of all Japanese film music. All of it. Spoilers with the fake mother. Mamma Mia! Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dont...

The DOtD lads brush up on their detective skills as we review Osgood Perkins’ “Longlegs”!  We discuss the film’s balance between thriller and satanic horror, its commentary on parenthood, and Justin is a double-sucker. Spoilers in the Bill Clinton portrait. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor...

The DOtD squad watches some late night horror as we review Tom Holland’s (not that one) “Fright Night”!  We discuss the film’s portrayal of vampires and their lore, how we would take down Jerry Dandridge, and Nico gets a red card. Spoilers in the macadamia nuts. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopentha...

The DOtD farmers feed their problems to the livestock as we review Ti West’s “Pearl”!  We discuss the film’s bombastic sound design and visuals, Pearl’s self-realization, and Justin conducts the hate train. Spoilers in the choreography. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: https://twi...

The DOtD squad summon up some neighbors as we review Wes Craven’s “The People Under the Stairs”!  We discuss how the movie compares to others in Craven’s filmography, how racism is the real enemy, and Nico certifies his princess status. Spoilers in Daddy’s gimp suit. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontop...

The DOtD paranormal investigators grab some matches and burn a doll as we review Shawn Hitchcock’s “Pacify”!  We discuss how the game scares us, our history with the game, and Nico assigns Justin to knock out some chickens. Spoilers in the trough. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter:...

The DOtD researchers work on the weekend as we review John Carpenter’s “Prince of Darkness”!  We discuss the film’s theological musings, how it compares to other Carpenter works, and Nico captains the grievance gondola. Spoilers with Alien Jesus. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes! Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoor Twitter: h...