Dollspace

In this episode, Sam accidentally reveals that she was once an absolute psychopath who stalked her ex for.... 3 years? Whatever, what are you gonna do about it, CANCEL ME? The entire male population of Toronto tried to cancel me before they realized this gorilla grip Pu$$y cannot be beat!..... Annie wrote this description by the way. What a weirdo. 

Annie is finally back from here pilgrimage - I MEAN HONEYMOON - so the girls are gabbing again. We discuss Annie's Royal Wedding, and what's more - this episode was recorded on Annie's birthday, so there's just a hint of birthday FODER. I am NOT googling how to spell that, I just hope that's right. If it's not, just know it's pronounced "Fau-der""....

SO sorry for leaving you guys hanging for 2 weeks - as you may know, Degrassi's Annie Clark was busy getting married - and then she was busy on her honeymoon, and then she was busy getting her flight home cancelled and driving home instead, thus missing our recording session. So just me today folks. TW: I sound like the Joker having an unhinged pep talk to himself in the mirror this whole epi...

Sam and Annie break down the types of guys they've come across, as well as plot to have a falling out for clout. I would write more, but I got a paper cut under my nail yesterday and the pain isn't worth bringing you up to speed here. Just listen to the ep pls I cnt type nomore ,.. @@!!

Is it cheating if it's at Tao? Is it cheating a boat? Is it cheating on a moat? What is cheating? Who is cheating - and who...am I? Are these my hands?... uh oh I'm disassociating while I write the podcast description, it's almost like I should stop typing  and come back to this when I'm of sound mind but *Ghoul Voice* IT'S  TOOOOOOO LATE I'M ALREADY UPPPPPLOADDDDINNN...

Are we the only two podcasters in the world who can't figure out how to do this remotely? Perhaps, - but are we also the only two podcasters in the world with a quirky best friend dynamic? No? Ok --- but SURELY we are the only 2 podcasters that gives advi- oh - that's every podcast? BUT TELL ME THIS - what other podcasters do you know who are unpaid but keep fucking delivering - a lot? O...

Annie and Sam never claimed to be Women in Tech, which is why they missed last week (We were trying to record "remote", which ended with Annie in tears. Actually we both have been crying a lot lately, but no need to get into that here in the Episode Description).....Tune into this FUN ep, where we discuss Annie's Bach in VEGGGGY, Sam's intolerance for ballet, and of course, we...

Annie bravely continues to make a podcast with Sam, even after her massive TikTok scandal. Sam considers hiring a security team. Meanwhile, someone who wrote in might have to have a sleepover with her boyfriend and his dad? And FINALLY, we launched our Patreon! Join for the tea :) xoxo

Annie got her extensions back - which means she's pretty again. Unfortunately, she is was both hungry and late when she got to my studio, and therefore not on her A game for this pod. I can go on and on about the ways she leaves me to pick up the pieces,  but I won't. Not here. We will fight publicly on our patreon. I LOVE WRITING THE DESCRIPTION!!! ALL HAIL ME!!!

Annie and Sam FURIOUSLY discuss TikTok drama "DRESS-GATE" - where a bride was forced to spend SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS ON A DRESS THAT DIDN'T FIT HER. I'M STILL SO ANGRY EVEN TYPING THIS!! I shouldn't be in charge of the episode description. Badabeep badaboop honk honk.

Couldn't possibly think of a description right now I'm having a panic attack. 

Sam tries out a new microphone without a pop filter, so be prepared for a lot of letter P's exploding in your ear (just kidding... but there will be a few). Annie wonders if Sam is aware of Evolution. We also talk about trad wives, and of course, provide advice to our desperate listeners. We love you losers! 

On lucky episode 13, Sam finds out her script got rejected by 20th Century Fox - Annie makes her a smoothie to console her, but it's too late and Sam loses her ability to give advice - everyone suffers! Also someone should date Sam's brother. Enjoy :) 

Annie and Sam discuss Japan-gate, wherein Sam was temporarily the most famously stupid person on the internet, before seamlessly pivoting into how hard it is to be a lesbian, and how to make friends as an adult (we have no idea!!!!! GOOD THING WE HAVE AN ADVICE PODCAST!)  

Annie took her hair extensions out and now thinks she's the ugliest woman alive - Unfortunately, she's right! Beyond that, the girls yap about latin lovers, middle school bullies, and whether or not her fiancé will ever listen to this podcast. We also answer one question! JUST ONE. 

After taking a brief hiatus wherein Sam got married and Annie watched like a cuck, the girls are back for a catch up episode! Join us as we debrief on Sam's wedding, our new studio, the Scammy's, and Annie's new fascination with the sun! 

Annie and Sam post on Sunday's... for now. We couldn't possibly stick to a schedule - anyway! In this episode we kind of help a person who's sad about a breakup, and we KIND OF help a person who's going nuts planning a wedding -  but then we really DON'T really help a girl who's dealing with mean girls. Sorry. We didn't really know how... but still listen! 

Sorry for missing last week and being late this week - we don't get paid for this so it quickly falls behind in terms of priorities. Also, Sam kept rejecting Annie's advances to record. Why? She's a bitch. Plain and simple. ENJOY!

After 3 cocktails, Annie and Sam are not operating at their usual caliber - but who gives a sh*t! Questions today include wtf is an intramural sport, should you have allegiance to your job (no), and how to meet men (the teachers parking lot at a high school). BUCKLE UP! And don't forget to write in at www.d0llspace.com <3 

Sam takes a road trip to record with Annie in her country home - can you say... dedication to the pod? Join us as we solve more of the worlds problems, like how to NOT get back together with someone who has dumped you 4 times, and how to decide who comes to your wedding, and HOW ON EARTH TO DEAL WITH MEN LIKING RANDOM GIRLS PICTURES!!!!!!!

Guys, we miscalculated. We thought it would be a great idea to wake up and do this podcast with our morning coffees - how wrong we were. In this sleepyhead episode of d0llspace, Annie & Sam attempt to stay awake while advising on issues such as: what to do if your partner wants to move you both to a different city, whether or not to leave someone who says the "connection is gone", ho...

Sorry we missed last week, we are delinquents who suck.  This week we conquer some philosophical questions while giving the high caliber advice we've been giving for weeks. 

Annie and Sam somehow continue their weekly posting schedule despite the fact that Annie now lives in the country and neither of them are TECH SAVVY - Idk what else to write in this box. Someone wrote in about having sex with her cousins boyfriend. If you're interested in that, press play! 

Sam and Annie attempt to answer innocent subscribers questions, but as usual, berate them for their choices posing the question: Should they even have an advice podcast? 

Annie and Sam struggle to introduce their new podcast, before answering some harrowing questions (why did my bf become a new person in his new relationship? can I be friends with someone who called me a bad mom? can I be in a relationship with someone who has what I would consider a disgusting kink?) - all this and more in EP 1 OF DOLLSPACE! <3