Dollspace

I'm just that kinda gal. I don't block my stalkers. Quite the opposite, I make love to them! The most lovers I ever had was when I was Fiona Coyne on Degrassi. 

Had no idea what to call this one. Is this what they call "burnout"? 

The title has nothing to do with what this episode is about - it was truly a stream of consciousness. I realized hey, this might be episode 90. But it's actually probably episode 100 because if you go through the episodes we have a lot of doubles. I don't check! Sometimes I'll throw up 2 episode 87's. WHO'S COUNTING!!! No seriously, who's counting? Can someone tell us...

HERE WE ARE!!! Sorry for playing this PROLONGED game of hide and seek, but you see - last week we were riddled with tech issues. The week before that? Just didn't feel like it. Sorry :P Should we fuck around and do a live show? w/e

ANNOUNCING OUR GIVEAWAY WINNER FRIDAY, MAY 15! GO FOLLOW STELLAR EATS AND DOLLSPACE AND TAG A FRIEND! THIS IS A LEGIT BASKET OF GOODS! BLESSINGS BLESSINGS BLESSINGS! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Yeah I know, Annie hates the title of this episode. And I also know my voice is way louder than hers in this episode. Just listen on half volume. The vocals here were a shitshow, but that's because I haven't been able to see for weeks. What?

I'm not lying... I don't remember anything about this. I recorded it last week and now it's Tuesday (I really just chose whatever day to upload this eh) and in between when we recorded this and when I'm putting it up, I actually got my first ever migraine. Recovering from that. No clue what we talked about last week. Hopefully nothing FUCKED UP??? 

I'll say this with my chest - BEWARE OF THE SHOWERS AT EQUINOX, they will play tricks on you. They are wicked and sinister and that space is not for the weak! I'm sweating just typing about it. 

Who wants to fight us? Everyone? Come for me first, Annie is 2 lbs soaking wet because she lives at pilates now. I'm dense, I can take you all. I am EASTERN EUROPEAN. Shit one sec my kid just fell brb. Oh he's fine. Whatever I have nothing else to say anyway. Enjoy :) ha :) 

PEAKABOO! Sorry, that's the only word I say now because I hang out with a fucking infant all day. I have one brain cell, and I used it on this episode (you're going to listen and be like THAT'S A BRAIN CELL?????????) Anyway, we explore the option of re-using our Patreon.... pls let us know what you think of this... and don't hate us heh :) 

Sorry for the haitus everyone! Let me explain why here in this episode description that no one reads. Firstly, baby Bennett caught a nasty cough that caused him to barf every time he coughed. THEN, I went to Bahamas where it was -40 degrees and I went on the biggest bender of my life at 34 years old. THEN I had a funeral - so needless to say, we've been STACKED with hardship!!! Especially my...

No idea what episode we are on- but let me just tell you something. We allude many times to you listening to this episode on Sunday (my birthday) - but that is not the case, as I am uploading it on TUESDAY - so NO NEED to DM me with your bday messages. SAVE IT. You can say it next year. Anyway, who's team are we on in the Beckham case???

The title of this episode has nothing to do with the episode. We don't say what's up craplord even once, but I'm lying next to Joe in bed and I have stage fright trying to come up with a title. Like he's watching me type and backspace. Is there anything worse than this? I know there must be but I'm struggling to think of an example. If I announce a divorce it was NOT my ch...

80? Is that right? That seems crazy. Whats really crazy is as I type this I realize it's actually like 81 or 82 because I've misnumbered a few of these eps. I'm a working Mom, some things are gonna fall through the cracks. In this episode some cheesehead asks if she should STOP hooking up with a SAILOR. The answer is basically always no. Sailing is a lost art, like beyblades or list...

Annie and I let our husbands watch our babies and they scream the entire episode in the background, and by "they" I mean "MY CHILD ONLY", but don't worry I'm so good at editing that you barely hear it and instead you can hear us tell someone to divorce their husband. 

HAPPY CHRISTMAS HARRY! Happy Christmas RON. I am typing this on my dads weird small keyboard so I can't do this for too long it's giving me a stroke trying to figure this out but happy christmas everyone ok got to go i hate this thing.

In this episode, I touch on one of my favourite things in the world, gay porn. I only touch on it because Annie quickly skates over it so she can talk about her favourite thing in the world, regimented naps for her child. UGH I love her!!! Opposites truly do attract! 

This title has nothing to do with the episode, this is Annie typing this and I just want to let everyone know that my gag reflex is back - especially those closest to me (family) - I love when they listen to this podcast and read what I write here. 

Annie tells me about the deranged children's music class she pays to go to, while I stare at her and wonder if I've ever heard anything more pathetic in my life. TRUST ME, this makes for GOOD LISTENING. Then we answer a couple questions and almost get ourselves cancelled in the process. Hope you're still a fan after this one!

I haul my dog and child back to Santa Caterina to record Dollspace, while Annie sits pretty in her big country style mansion. I'm a fucking PAUPER compared to this chick. In this episode, Annie tells my fave story of when she was locked out of a townhouse in Notting Hill and shacked up with a stranger on the street. Wow. I pray to God my child doesn't do stupid shit like that. And we ans...

Well, the title says it all - now you just have to guess which one of us wrote it. I'll give you a clue: she's hot. Based on that clue alone I'm sure you guessed Annie, and you're right. She's a capitalist! She's a consumer! She's for SKINCARE, she's for LOVE. Unrelated, but I (Sam) have such a bad cold right now like wtf I guess it's going around eh. A...

In what is possibly the worst episode quality and content wise we have ever released, Annie and I have had ENOUGH! We have had ENOUGH with the tech issues! This is the episode we vow to figure out a better way to record a high quality remote podcast! Unlike the answer to the question "WHO BUILT THESE PYRAMIDS???" we WILL be able to figure this out! We answer one question in this episode,...

This episode is late, and sounds like shit. Still subscribed? We often wonder why we have the fans we have, but especially on days like today when our recording software FAILS us. Listen to this at 50% volume so you don't blow out your ear drums. ANYTHING about this appeal?? it IS funny though

I went to the Lady Gaga MAYHEM concert last night and I am forever changed. I know this description is supposed to be about our podcast - but I can think of nothing else! Shouts out to the LGBT community for raging. I was unfortunately in a box with a bunch of straight people, so I was the only one standing up the whole time - I actually lost on feeling in my left leg. Concerning, or just a result...

This isn't a rhetorical question - I wanna know if you would take your son to the strip club. This is the kind of crap I get up to when Degrassi's Annie Clark (SORRY- GINNY AND GEORGIA'S ANNIE CLARK) - is away. My husband and I... will play ;) (NOTHING SEXUAL, DW). Anyway, Joe's on this episode. Love him. He's helping me raise my son!