Dollspace

The title says it all - we don't care about chlamydia. We don't care about a lot of things actually - for example Annie has lost the ability to care about showering and I no longer care if people can hear me pee. This description will make perfect sense if you listen to the episode! And if you don't, why the hell are you reading this you FREAKIN WEIRDO??? GET MEDICATED.

Who deserves to go to heaven more than nurses? Now zoom out and ask yourself - nurses help everyone - but who helps nurses? Us. Annie and Sam. That's the answer. So if nurses go to heaven, we must go to an even crazier plane of Nirvana. (A never ending loop of when we lived together? I'm just throwing out ideas for GOD or whoever if they don't want to put in the legwork). Anyway, 69...

MAMA Annie and MAMA Sam reminisce on how fun going out used to be before we met our fucking husbands. Oops! One Sunday, we didn't even know it was our LAST Sunday morning debrief after a night out. We didn't even know. Because I foolishly went on hinge and met "the one" and introduced Annie to her husband a week later. IDIOTIC. Anyway, these are the kind of fun thoughts you hav...

With zero warning or marketing whatsoever, we are back! And believe it or not - we barely talk about our children in this episode. We mostly give harsh advice to the ONE question we answered. The rest of the episode is talking about the Tommy Lee / Britney Furlan drama and me doing a really good Annie impression - so to recap: we answer one question on our advice podcast, and then talk about inter...

Finally we hear from the elusive LUKE. Sorry this is a shorter one, we simply have no time anymore!!! I, for one, can't wait for Sam's return. It just ain't the same with out my fellow MAMA. And y'all know I'm not bringing the same kookiness to the descriptions. She is the backbone of this whole operation. Though I did learn to edit this week so that's a win. Oh no, d...

Todays episode is hosted by Degrassi's Annie Clark and her sister, The Quiet Beatle herself, Ali - (A sophisticated treat for all, as these sisters know the Queens English!) - while Sam enjoys her mat leave. (And by ENJOYS, I mean she lives in a COT at the hospital with a gaping stomach wound,  but anyway I'm not supposed to even be writing this, I'm just doing it because I had a fr...

Ok who's reading the description? Who's the lucky fucko who's reading this who gets some TEA before even listening to the ep? Sam here, posting this at 5:39 AM because I have to go to LA SHPITAL (which is what my Italian sister-in-law calls the hospital) - to see wtf is going on with my puffy body. Will I get induced? Will I get sent home? It's anyone guess. All I know is my fa...

IMAGINE we got political on main. We only do that occasionally on the Patreon where you have to pay to hear our half baked ideologies (SPOILER: if you're not a member, Annie is practicing Scientologist. She hooks Bennett up to random machines that monitor his soul and makes her whole family pray to XENU or whatever). In this episode we have a fun CAMEO from THE Katie - yes, that Katie, derang...

Why do people in relationships love to say "I didn't know we were keeping score" when you bring up an issue? This is something that has haunted Annie and I both for YEARS, it's actually all we talk about. We haven't talked about anything else since we became friends (17 years ago). Should we do something for our 20th friendship anniversary in 2028? Like go to MEDIEVAL TIME...

Well, I'm not surprised we are releasing an unhinged and not well thought out episode for our 60th (a milestone we had no idea we were hitting, and Annie still doesn't, just me who's typing this after counting what number to put at the end of the title). I guess..... congratulations to us. 60. Wow. What an accomplishment. I'd like to thank the academy of FREAKS who listen to th...

Annie and I sit on her couch and take turns breastfeeding her child while we unpack who we would be married to in a parallel universe and also discuss how to discourage the younger generation from doing party drugs. A fascinating spectrum as usual! 

In this episode of Dollspace, we are at the mercy of a BABY. Baby Bennett that is! Bennett rightfully dictates when Annie is allowed to speak, and when she must SHUT THE FUCK UP and FEED HIS ASS. I love this kid, he's a total tyrant. I feel like I could learn from him. We should all be vocal about our boundaries and needs. When we are allowed to speak, we discuss when it's ok to get back...

Been waiting over a year to say: THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU (FOR REAL!!!) BY OVRY! A CANADIAN COMPANY THAT MAKES PREGNANCY, OVULATION, AND SEMEN TESTS  - ALL IN CANADA! CODE IS dollspace15 if you want to try them out! This inspirational episode also features Annie bouncing a baby the ENTIRE time - but you'll be none the wiser, because my perfect nephew was a silent bear for this entire 1:...

HERE YE HERE YE - The queen has returned, with a bundle of joy on her breast! In this episode of Dollspace, we answer 3 pregnancy / postpartum related questions, so not our usual content, but hey, one of us just became a FUCKING MOTHER so what did you expect! Back to our usual cornucopia of topics next week! Happy to have my queen back on the pod <3 

Sam is back with her twin brother / husband Joe! Fans of getting 2 birds stoned at once, this episode also doubles as a counselling session for themselves. Some topics: how to watch TENET without fighting (we don't know), how much sex you should be having in your relationship (we also don't know), how to tell your significant other they smell like shit (listen to find out). I love having...

Hope you're hungry, because MS. STELLAR EATS COOKING HERSELF, THE EMMA KULA is on the pod today. Emma is a crucial member of the pigs, because she keeps us fed, (and she keeps us humble as she is currently the hottest pig. Like, we take turns but this is definitely her time to shine). Weirdly enough, I don't think we have EVER given so much advice on this podcast. Emma rly set the tone h...

OINK OINK PIGGGGGIES ASSEMBLE! Since Degrassi's Annie Clark is still in the throws of maternal bliss (which hopefully she remains in, since I think this decision she's made is for life!) - I got a couple of our STY-MATES AKA 2 of the PIGS, Katie & Liz on the pod. They were very nervous but I assured them everything would be fine. And it kind of was, but also, the sound quality is kin...

If you're not living under a rock, you know that Degrassi's Annie Clark has formally changed her name to MAMA ANNIE CLARK. Which I thought was extreme, but she's a method actor so it kind of checks out. Her beautiful baby boy is HERE and ON INSTAGRAM, Zuckerberg saw him and said "holy crap, the God's have blessed us with a real one. I love men!" Anyway, this episode I...

Something was in the water last night because Annie and I were on some type of GIGGLE BEAT. I can't listen to this episode, because I laugh so hard, I shake my baby up and my OB told me that's bad for it! JK, she didn't say that, she actually doesn't give me the time of day. I went in today and she didn't even sit down, she just went "everything good?" And I went...

Wtf - it's our 50th episode? We didn't notice because as pregnant women, we are constantly losing the "grey matter' in our brain, or at least that's what "EXPECTING BETTER BY EMILY OSSLER" told us. It also told us we could get hammered if we want to. What is grey matter? I'm picturing wet cement. What are you picturing? Just kidding, don't answer that....

DOLLSPACE? On a TUESDAY? Not like anyone would notice, but Dollspace is usually released on a THURSDAY! Thursday is named after Thor, God of Thunder. Sunday is named after the Sun and Monday is named after the Moon. Saturday is named after Saturn. The rest of the days are named after random norse Gods. Trudeau resigned. BING BONG I can do whatever I want here!!!

Another humiliating day in Canada for Sam, as her father once again comes face to face with a cock ring that doesn't belong to his wife (he wishes!) but instead, his pregnant daughter. Yuck. Times like this I thank God I don't have a child to traumatize me - oh wait, I have one coming in May. I'm an idiot. (Also, we answer your questions AND you get to hear someone hammering a baseb...

Ok naughty listeners, not enough of you wrote in so we had to talk about RECYCLING this episode. But don't worry, as usual we spiralled into a fascinating conversation that lead to what I believe is a world changing idea - shooting garbage into a black hole (or Jupiter's red spot) - but ah! I've said too much. Listen for yourself and decide if you think I'm a genius and if Anni...

Peasants? Is that you peasants? Sam here with another unhinged episode description - let's see, what did we cover... Annie wants all of you to watch her movie Ghosts of Christmas past (her words, not mine!), a girl asked us if she should have bridesmaids who don't text her on her bday, and I reveal that I once hit a man with my car - never turned back to see if he lived or died. Jk... or...

Ding dong! If you're reading this, please know that we know the first 12 minutes are kind of boring, ok? WE KNOW THAT. But we kept it in because if you get through them, you get some tea and gossip. Tea and crumpets. We wanted to know who the real ones were. Real recognize real. Listen to us talk about our home rennos and be rewarded with a little GOSSIP.