Dollspace

A week late - WHY? Because I'm punishing you, MEOW! *Spanks you with paddle* XD -  Jk, it's because I got too sick to look at a screen for an extended period of time this week. I think we might be in the market for an editor - any takers?? Anyway this episode is really ramble heavy - not to the point where you shouldn't listen, but to the point where you might think "Why did sh...

Aloha fuckers. I'm writing this as I have an existential crisis because Al Pacino just did an interview where he said he died and saw no afterlife. Had to spend the morning restoring my faith in the supernatural while trying to figure out what consciousness is - anyway, here's a podcast where you can hear us talk about wheres sperm goes and also listen to Annie talk to the people measuri...

Sorry for the hiatus friends, I simply lost the ability to speak without gagging, and as an emeteph0be, I couldn't have that on the world wide. ANYWHO today we talk about how I exposed myself at my 12 week ultrasound, and also answer some questions about your lives even though the biggest question here is when will I stop feeling like a shell of a woman? I wish to god a podcast could answer t...

Gobble Gobble Canadian cucks! You'll notice today's episode is late - maybe that's because Sam had some logistical problems figuring out how to record it from the PITS OF HELL. Just kidding. Pregnancy is beautiful...For Annie. Why does everything always work out for her? Is it because she's beautiful and kind? We don't unpack that in this episode, but maybe I'll unpac...

For the big 4-0, Annie and I go to Niagara on the Lake where I can't stop yawning and we have to stop so I can eat. That's because I'm pregnant, although we don't talk about it in this episode. We will probably cover it in the next episode - so unless you're reading this you'll never know, UNTIL next week. This is why I encourage everyone to read the descriptions. Som...

dollspacepod@gmail.com  That's it. That's our email. So for those of you who are over our janky website that I personally coded on WIX, you can feel free to write into us using our gmail. Also, sorry this episode is late, I encountered a tech error like I do every week - and with that, I BEG you to  ENJOY ANOTHER EPISODE WITH AUDIO LEVELS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

YO YO FAITHFUL HOMIES - SO sorry we couldn't give you your weekly fix of 2 best friends yapping on a podcast last week, we know there aren't enough of those circulating rn. It's an untapped market, and that's why we are going to make millions. And when we do, I'm buying reconstructive surgery to look like Annie (brown hair, blue eyes, BBL). 

No seriously, wtf is girl code - this is urgent guys I just slept with Annie's husband - did I break girl code??? I honestly have no idea so turning to the internet - is this reddit? NO??? It's the Dollspace description? shit shit shit shit

Ok sorry today's episode was late - like one of our PERIODS. I was desperately trying to edit Annie's weird audio - but since they only use Cogeco (sp?) internet in St. Catharines - it was inevitable that one of these days her sound would be crap. Sorry for the glitch glitch, we are going to troubleshoot and fix for next week. In the meantime, enjoy this janky episode. ONE LOVE!!! 

Annie makes some BOLD CLAIMS about emotional unavailability and about how men use it as an excuse. I said to her, I said "Annie - why bring gender into it??" Call me Tana Mongoose because I'm throwing my co-host under the bus in this description! But actually, I agree with her - men love to lie and women love to bake and be perfect. In other news, I have been crying A LOT lately - I...

Since it's all Annie's fault that we missed last week, which I can say because I write these little blurbs - I needed to catch her up on what is going on in the TikTok world ie: Australian chick that vlogs a baby's funeral, Brooke Schofield and some other shit I forget about now but I'm sure is interesting! Back to our regular scheduled programming next week <3 

I love when the guy I'm dating suddenly realizes we're dating and then decides dating is too serious so then we break up even though we never made it official in the first place. It's times like this I turn to astrology. The idea that I was dating a non committal man child who doesn't want to work on himself seems too reductive - It must be the random alignment of stars and pla...

Welcome to our Baskin Robbins Episode - lucky number 31 - and for all the kids listening, know that your 31st bday is something to look forward to because that's the bday when you get to eat an entire ice cream cake IF YOU WANT. No pressure. That's just what I would do. Annie would never, because she "values the vessel that is her body" - not me. I like to smoke hash and do sti...

I've never met a guy friend I haven't wanted to f*ck! Just kidding. And if I'm not kidding, I have a lot of explaining to do. Because I'm flush with male friends. I'm like... one of the guys. I play COD, I eat burgers in front of the boys, I crush brews. Anyway here's our advice podcast. Annie wrote this one. Lol what a pick me. 

NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN - you don't believe in marriage, but you believe in long term monogamy? Walk us through that my guys - or rather, we will walk YOU through it because this is a Podcast where WE talk and YOU listen, SIMPS! Anyway, we also discuss what colour each month of the year is - and yes, in Canada we spell colour with a U. Same with favOURita. Zed. Hoose. Aboot. Bye!

Honk....shoooo.... mimimimi-- what? Where am I? TYPING THE DOLLSPACE DESCRIPTION? Insane, I thought I was taking a depression nap on my couch, but that's human perseverance for you! Today we have a really LOW ENERGY episode which is still somehow really funny and good. I don't know how we do it. I think later in life we're both gonna try for an EGOT.

Wow, 2 girls who have never committed to anything seriously in their lives make it to episode 27. Will we make it to the 28 club???  Guys, a side note that has been plaguing my mind lately is that Dr. Dre used to make like electro weirdo 80's synth rap - listen to Surgery by World Class Wreckin Cru - you'll be like THATS DR DRE? I want people to know that, but didn't know where to s...

In this episode, Sam accidentally reveals that she was once an absolute psychopath who stalked her ex for.... 3 years? Whatever, what are you gonna do about it, CANCEL ME? The entire male population of Toronto tried to cancel me before they realized this gorilla grip Pu$$y cannot be beat!..... Annie wrote this description by the way. What a weirdo. 

Annie is finally back from here pilgrimage - I MEAN HONEYMOON - so the girls are gabbing again. We discuss Annie's Royal Wedding, and what's more - this episode was recorded on Annie's birthday, so there's just a hint of birthday FODER. I am NOT googling how to spell that, I just hope that's right. If it's not, just know it's pronounced "Fau-der""....

SO sorry for leaving you guys hanging for 2 weeks - as you may know, Degrassi's Annie Clark was busy getting married - and then she was busy on her honeymoon, and then she was busy getting her flight home cancelled and driving home instead, thus missing our recording session. So just me today folks. TW: I sound like the Joker having an unhinged pep talk to himself in the mirror this whole epi...

Sam and Annie break down the types of guys they've come across, as well as plot to have a falling out for clout. I would write more, but I got a paper cut under my nail yesterday and the pain isn't worth bringing you up to speed here. Just listen to the ep pls I cnt type nomore ,.. @@!!

Is it cheating if it's at Tao? Is it cheating a boat? Is it cheating on a moat? What is cheating? Who is cheating - and who...am I? Are these my hands?... uh oh I'm disassociating while I write the podcast description, it's almost like I should stop typing  and come back to this when I'm of sound mind but *Ghoul Voice* IT'S  TOOOOOOO LATE I'M ALREADY UPPPPPLOADDDDINNN...

Are we the only two podcasters in the world who can't figure out how to do this remotely? Perhaps, - but are we also the only two podcasters in the world with a quirky best friend dynamic? No? Ok --- but SURELY we are the only 2 podcasters that gives advi- oh - that's every podcast? BUT TELL ME THIS - what other podcasters do you know who are unpaid but keep fucking delivering - a lot? O...

Annie and Sam never claimed to be Women in Tech, which is why they missed last week (We were trying to record "remote", which ended with Annie in tears. Actually we both have been crying a lot lately, but no need to get into that here in the Episode Description).....Tune into this FUN ep, where we discuss Annie's Bach in VEGGGGY, Sam's intolerance for ballet, and of course, we...

Annie bravely continues to make a podcast with Sam, even after her massive TikTok scandal. Sam considers hiring a security team. Meanwhile, someone who wrote in might have to have a sleepover with her boyfriend and his dad? And FINALLY, we launched our Patreon! Join for the tea :) xoxo