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There are few truly great things in life, but for the sake of ease, here are a few that might be on that list: A perfect macchiato. A beautiful woman. A well oiled shotgun. A winning hand of Blackjack. A chicken that lays packs of cigarettes. An arch nemesis who turns himself, and others, into snakes. Ah.... Heaven. What? What’s that you say? None of that (except for the beautiful woman and macchi...

This week on Distracto the boys are joined by the lovely Rachael from the Some Like it Smut podcast! Rachael shares her vast knowledge about the fast-growing world of literary Romantasy while Brian and Caleb make way too many jokes about bodily fluids! So strap in, or strap ON, because either way, it’s gonna get SPICY! Listen NOW on:Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora, I Heart...

It’s Episode 21 and that means our little podcast is legally old enough (episodically) to drink!  This week, Brian takes Caleb on a global booze cruise through the crazy world of Drinking Games! So set up your solo cups, grab a hammer and chug an irresponsible amount of alcohol and let's RAGE! **Please use discretion when operating a hammer while intoxicated…or, on second thought…just don’t us...

Hey there, Distracto-land! We've hit episode 20, so that means you get an episode where we watch another movie so you don't have to! Opinions were divided on this one, so we brought in an extra special guest to help Caleb and Brian figure out how bad (or good) this flick actually is! ...it was pretty bad, but in a good way? You decide! LISTEN TODAY!

If wrecked hotel rooms, stadium riots, casual arson and an endless supply of booze and drugs are all things you can mention on a resume, chances are you were a part of one of the most infamous and unhinged music tours in rock history! Join Brian & Caleb as we travel back to 1972 for the non-stop, insane, traveling party that was the Rolling Stones North American Tour! Neil Young famously said...

Ahhh, America. There’s a lot you can say about this nation. Good, bad, ugly, and fucking weird. While today’s America is full of cities, suburbs, farmland, and all manner of places, that wasn’t always the case.  Journey back in time with Caleb and Brian as Caleb leads us on an adventure into Americas forgotten places; lost to time and the elements. Be warned, however, some of these places may stil...

Do you ever feel like you are just trying to survive? Does it seem that despite your best intentions, that life has a way of pulling you back down towards some deep dark void and the only thing you can do is frantically kick against the undertow of existence in a futile struggle against time and gravity? You should relax…and play some PINBALL! This week Brian & Caleb take us on a weird and wil...

Are you a coffee drinker? Do you imbibe the bitter black brew? The Devil’s Cup? Caleb and Brian are both voracious consumers of the bean, and dedicate this discussion to some of the more noteworthy and ridiculous stirs surrounding the origins of coffee, and its journey from Ethiopia to the rest of the world. Pour yourself a cup, sit your ass down, and sip away as we talk about the history of the w...

Let’s face it, some podcasts over promise and under deliver. Here at DISTRACTO, we never want our listeners to feel like they have been cheated out of quality audio comedy. So, that’s why in this week’s episode Caleb and Brian are delivering on a promise made waaaaaaay back in episode 5. That’s right, this week DISTRACTO revisits STREET WINES! Dear God…what have we done?

What’s up, DISTRACTO-land?! It’s finally here!  The episode that was 14 episodes in the making!  It’s the topic that you’ve all been waiting for! …or at least the topic you’ve all been waiting for Brian and Caleb to shut up about. This is the week where thousands of nerds, geeks and delightful weirdos descend upon Atlanta and bask in the collective pop-culture orgy that is DRAGON CON! This episode...

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to walk through a forest of rave-lasers, drive a crescent moon shaped car or to be gifted a pair of Mariachi pants by a benevolent tree? We did too. That's why for episode 13, Brian and Caleb consulted an expert! This week Distracto! Welcomes artist, troubadour and friend of the pod, HASHIM as our spirit guide through the magical world of Burn Festivals...

Do you ever have the feeling like your coffee maker is trying to kill you? Or perhaps your smart watch is actively working to sabotage your relationship with that  cute barista? Maybe you have a lifesized portrait of Guy Fieri that seems to follow you with it’s hungry, flavor-craving eyes every time you use the bathroom? If you said “huh?” to any of these scenarios - you may be in the possession o...

Greetings SIGMAS ! This week on Distracto, Caleb and Brian are PODMAXXING hard by LEARNMAXXING all about LOOKSMAXXING! Witness as Distracto becomes the APOG (Alpha Podcast of the Group) by POD-MOGGING on all the LOW-TIER shows who don’t have the CHADS to tackle this topic! LISTEN NOW! P.S. We sincerely apologize for that description…please don’t give us Sub-5 reviews. Link to show notes is HERE:

It's our 10th episode! To celebrate, Brian and Caleb watched a bad movie so you didn’t have to! What movie, you ask? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! Seriously, listening to their breakdown of the movie is better than the movie itself. Sit back and relax because we took the hit on this one! Listen here: Distractpod.com

This week on DISTRACTO... Have you ever thought about where we get all of the wonderful colors  in our paintings, clothing, or other objects? If you’re like most of us, the answer is no, but Caleb sure has. In fact, the answers to these questions are about as bizarre, and downright messed up as you can imagine and probably a little worse than that too! SHOW NOTES: https://tinyurl.com/4xneh6e6

Trending Now! This week on Distracto, Brian and Caleb explore some of history's strangest trends! So grab your Rubix Cube, strap on your Crocs, and don't forget to feed your Ornamental Hermit! Let's get weird! Show Notes: https://tinyurl.com/3tx8vkxa

Weird creatures? Monsters?  Rose Bush aficionados?  Whatever you call them, Cryptids are the topic of the day for Caleb and Brian! Listen in as they talk all about their state’s specific cryptids, as well as what qualifies, and what doesn’t count, as these mythical monsters! Oh, enjoy this episode chilled with a nice Camembert or Brie. SHOW NOTES: https://tinyurl.com/3t3atvxx

Toys! From hula hoops to transforming robots, toys have bringing joy to kids of all ages for centuries! Toys can bring laughter and joy and inspire the squeals of pure unadulterated delight! Certain toys, however, can also cause squeals from broken fingers, howls from burned skin or quiet weeping from radiation poisoning! Caleb and Brian explore some of these more nefarious toys in this week's...

Hey! Welcome to part 2 of our deep-dive (or nose dive) on the wonderful world of Street Wines! Time to hydrate and shrug off that hangover from last week's cliffhanger, because we are partying some more! WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!! Has anyone seen our pants? SHOW NOTES: https://tinyurl.com/4wvme4zr

Happy Wednesday! On this week's Distracto! join Caleb and Brian as they get (mentally) tipsy on Street Wines! Time to scrounge for loose change between those couch cushions, head on down to the local gas station and pick yourself up a bottle of low cost - high alcohol fortified wine! Bonus points for the most intense color! *Paper bag koozie not included **Damage to your liver - guaranteed! SH...

Bananas! Umbrellas! Bras! If asked us to pick three items that you could find in vending machines, these things wouldn't be on our list.... or would they? In Japan, finding these things (and a variety of other things) inside vending machines are more common that you think! Join Caleb and Brian as they delve into the fascinating world of Japan's Vending Machines and the culture that surroun...

Music is the lifeblood of many humans on this planet. It’s everywhere. We’re saturated in it almost constantly, from product jingles, to live music, and everything in between. In all of this, in all of the songs you’ve ever heard, there are only 12 different tones. All those songs recycle the same notes in nearly endless variety. But what if I told you that there are notes you haven’t heard? Notes...

From transporting goods, exploring new lands, and waging naval battles, ships have been a crucial part of human history for centuries. Our mastery of the seas would never have been possible without these magnificent feats of engineering and the bravery of our sailing pioneers. Then someone asked, "What if we put some waterslides and a casino on them?" This week Caleb and Brian get distra...

DISTRACTO is here! I'm Brian, and that's Caleb and we are ready to DISTRACT you from the daily dumpster fire! Join us for this short intro episode, where we either entice you to listen to our ramblings, or annoy you to the point of canceling all of your audio streaming services! Either way, we love you! XOXOXOX Remember: DISTRACTO! can't solve your problems, but it can distract you fro...

Hey you there! Do you feel bored? Restless? Searching for a brief moment of escape from the nightmare hellscape our daily lives have become? Well have no fear! DISTRACTO IS HERE! Distracto is a podcast that distracts from the drudgery of the daily dumpster fire! Join hosts Caleb and Brian each week for a dose of pop-culture, reviews, comedy, deep-dives, interviews or just listen to them get lost d...