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Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from Tim’s real-life emergency room nightmare straight into a parade of fraud, surveillance panic, pervert-tech horror, and an anime-themed masturbation tie-in, with a quick stop to roast a 90s infomercial goblin in a question-mark suit. Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Personal Horror […] The post Pe...

Episode Summary: It’s the Friday show, freaks! Tim wraps up the week with a late-night prank-call experiment alongside Brad Carter, a woman accused of stabbing her boyfriend and cutting off his penis over a pregnancy that apparently didn’t exist, and perhaps the most environmentally responsible idea of 2026: sending your piss to AI data centers. […] The post The Great AI Data Center Piss Dri...

Episode Summary Tim checks in with Apple Podcast paranoia, a failed attempt to terrorize a sponsor’s sister, Mead Skelton’s latest accidentally revealing sermon on effeminate heterosexuality, and a news lineup featuring burger-related hard time, hotel coffee makers full of underwear sludge, Columbia House finally flatlining, and a Detroit anchor absolutely losing it over fat beaver […] The p...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida dog-poop […] The post Your Assh Hair Acts As a...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Monday’s show opens with fake Christian butt-rock, rolls straight into disorder fakers melting down on TikTok, a bus weirdo blaming lesbians for the birth rate, a furry performance called King Meow Meow, a Brazilian wax allegedly turning quiet farts into public announcements, and a Florida […] The post Your Asshole Hair Acts As...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Friday’s mess features Ted “Golden Voice” Williams slipping back into hard drugs, a Christian TikToker taking relationship advice from Dorothy via a direct phone line to God, Scientologists getting publicly humiliated at a recruitment table, VRChat psychos fighting fake CPS over fake children, and a […] The post Stop Showering...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s slightly storm-damaged episode checks in on Meade Skelton after yet another romantic failure, laughs at a panic-stupid conspiracy that claimed Earth would lose gravity for seven seconds, and heads to Texas where saying bullshit at the wrong public meeting can apparently get you hauled […] The post Meade Finally Admi...

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with yellow jacket warfare, slides into Katie Souza’s alien egg-harvesting nightmare, detours through a body-cam meltdown over a nonexistent stop-sign conspiracy, and wraps with a Texas man allegedly threatening public officials because his precious anime got blocked. Just a very normal start to the week. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights […] The post A...

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a glorious freak parade featuring Mead Skelton’s employment delusions, a Florida stalker who thought stealing a dead child’s ashes might win back his lady, rage-filled clips from the internet’s least stable weirdos, and a sponsor message that proudly kicked off the Summer of Jimothy. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks […] The post Stealing A Dead...

Episode Summary This Best Of trip back to 2014 revisits the moment Pastor Manning first decided Starbucks was basically a gay Ebola delivery system, with bonus stops at a snot-dripping breakup, a maniac at In-N-Out, and a British porn case so stupid it somehow involved a tiger costume and the legal system. Opening Chaos Tim […] The post Before Semen Lattes, Starbucks Was Brewing Gay Ebola fi...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show salutes women’s baseball with a truly punishing national anthem, checks in on Meade Skelton’s latest rich-guy bootlicking and suspiciously gay style analysis, and lets Alexis K. Tyler once again use her supernatural gifts to confirm that dead men are still hanging major pipe. Opening Chaos The brand-new Women’s Pro Baseball League […] The post Spirits Of The...

Episode Summary Monday’s show lurches from a four-butthole demon sex nightmare to Christian car-paranoia, Rachel Gerster wishing chemo-baby horrors on a woman with cancer, and a Florida nursing assistant who decided a 93-year-old patient’s naked body was somehow worth texting as a joke. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And Updates ️ Distorted News Listener […] The post The Fou...

Episode Summary Friday’s show celebrates birthday-week filth with Tonetta tributes, Pastor Manning’s truly graphic anti-gay sermon work, a plane passenger who got booted for preaching while an actual leather gimp got treated like helpful cabin staff, and Miss Princess AZ returning with enough drunken sex audio to make the Discord blush. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights […] The post Pastor Du...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show serves up a beautiful buffet of fried-condom panic, erotic stump appreciation, J.K. Rowling’s toilet-spy fantasy, hood justice with fake gasoline, and a police officer who looked less “medical episode” and more “absolutely not fit for duty.” Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks And […] The post Fried...

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off birthday-week narcissism in style, then slides into intersex conspiracy sludge, satellite-tooth sabotage, horny foot-sniff field recordings, and a pair of news stories featuring a murdered influencer and a two-year-old who absolutely should not have been anywhere near cocaine. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks And Updates ️ Distorted News [&#82...

Episode Summary Friday’s episode is a classy little sewer dive into porn preservation, sugar-baby road rage in Florida, Christian men too horny to survive a normal gym, and the shocking rise of the butt crack as porn’s next great frontier. Basically, DV stays committed to public service. Episode Highlights Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks And Updates […] The post Erotic Fracking and the Year of...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show splashes into trans piss porn, a pronoun meltdown that ends in tasers, a Toronto escort who just wants to get eaten out, a country concert urine attack, a mime covered in cooking oil, and one very naked man surfing a moving train like his life was sponsored by vodka and poor […] The post Stalked By A Mime Covered In Cooking Oil first appeared on Distorted Vie...

Episode Summary Monday’s show kicks off with fish-juice vomiting, rolls through a wearable laundry basket infomercial, stops for a painfully sincere queer-podcast apology, and somehow still finds time for a deformed raccoon hero, a burger slogan censorship fight, and Florida fentanyl stashed in every available body compartment. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks and Meltdowns […...

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a beautiful trash fire of broke-guy financing, vegan dick songs, Meade Skelton losing his mind over self-checkout, a naked gun-runner, an Uber scissors stabbing, and ChatGPT allegedly cheering on a woman’s delusions all the way into traffic. Real feel-good summer material. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks and Updates Episode Highlights ️ […] The post Cheese, Glor...

Prefer to listen? Play the latest episode below. Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real sampler platter of beautiful American rot: autistic train ecstasy, woodland white-pride poetry, a fat-fetish social network full of horny weirdos, a military asshole-blister crisis, Chuck Schumer possibly farting on C-SPAN, and a Florida woman accidentally rolling around with a license […] The post Bl...

Episode Summary Monday’s show has everything a civilized brain rejects on contact: Pastor Steven Anderson getting hauled off to a psych ward, Galileo2333 defending Somali child brides like a speed-freak lunatic, horny old-man pet-store behavior in Florida, and a Disney-area creep getting romantic with a vacuum cleaner. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates Episode Highlights […] The post So...

Episode Summary This Best Of installment is a glorious grab bag of old-school DV filth, featuring a Thai prostitute speed-reading her menu, a hospital that promises to de-drunk you in ten days, Rain Florence offering foreskin restoration counseling for cash, and multiple people getting obliterated by trains because apparently railroad tracks remain irresistible to the […] The post All Juiced...

Episode Summary Friday’s show is a greasy buffet of hotline perverts, Andy Ditch getting busted over his diffuser stink offensive, a man who used his severed penis like a flammable prop, and a whole lot of gay panic disguised as patriot masculinity. Opening Chaos Episode Highlights Ongoing Freaks / Updates ️ Distorted News Listener Interaction […] The post Diaper Boy Finally Gets Busted firs...

Episode Summary Wednesday’s show is a real bouquet of rot: maggot-filled cat litter, horny Florida lesbians, self-righteous robo-taxis, one woman’s passionate defense of her pubic hedge, and a pair of preachers who sound like they both need to be tranquilized before Sunday service. Opening Chaos Ongoing Freaks / Updates ⛪ Holy Shit Department Performance Art […] The post My Pubic Hair Is a...

Episode Summary Monday’s show is a beautiful sewer of American decline, featuring dumpster-based pedophile discipline, a polyamorous armpit-sniffing crisis, a guy blowing up his own asshole for the Fourth of July, a meth casualty who treated his own body like a carving station, and one idiot whose Verizon burglary was interrupted by karma stealing his […] The post America Celebrated 250 Year...