DiceSized

Drop into this Arthurian-lore-inspired adventure where our players take on the role of knights in a grand tournament featuring special guest Max Volpert of Rivers of Confluence. ... To Sir Knight, being noble of four quarters and honorable of house and deed, and having been recognized by the Seelie House of Midnight. The storied deeds of your knightly virtues have traveled far and into realms beyo...

The Gals of Gals & Goblins join the DiceSized team in this extra special two-part adventure. Bigfoot is missing. And with him, a legendary Cryptid artifact known simply as The Talking Stick. And all signs lead to one place. The Bigfoot Center in Boring, OR. Join this crew of cryptid companions, as they use their cryptid skills to execute a daring heist of the Bigfoot Center. Together, they mus...

The Gals of Gals & Goblins join the DiceSized team in this extra special two-part adventure. Bigfoot is missing. And with him, a legendary Cryptid artifact known simply as The Talking Stick. And all signs lead to one place. The Bigfoot Center in Boring, OR. Join this crew of cryptid companions, as they use their cryptid skills to execute a daring heist of the Bigfoot Center. Together, they mus...

The year is 1943. Paris is in flames. And all that stands in Hitler's way is the crack squad of vampire commandos falling from the sky who have only one mission: Drink all of Adolf Hitler's blood and fatally destabilize the Nazi war machine. Welcome to EAT THE REICH by Grant Howitt with art by Will Kirkby. ... CONTENT AND TRIGGER WARNINGS This episode contains: Dark humor in violent contex...

The grand finale! Episode 3 of Camp Second Chance features more chaos than ever for troublemaking teens Joey, Goodie, and Monty. Confrontation abounds as this trio faces their foes (including camp staff and counselors) head-on through trickery, bravery, and daring acts of heroism. Tune in to join this wholesome (and unhinged) group of new friends on their biggest adventure yet: getting to the bott...

*EXTRA EPISODE* *PATREON PREVIEW* Welcome to RnG where storytelling meets sound design, and two brothers pull back the curtain on the chaos of producing an actual play podcast. Join Rob and G as they hyperfixate on editing tricks, musical motifs, emotional scoring, and the endless process of shaping Wish Hunter into the cinematic audio adventure it became. In this episode of RnG, the brothers chat...

Troublemaking teens Monty, Goodie, and Joey wake up in the woods after a night of intrigue and mystery along the Lantern Path. As they attempt to put together the curious pieces of this Camp Second Chance puzzle, they encounter odd behavior from counselors and suspicious activity among camp staff — but what else is new?! On a mission to put a stop to wrongdoings, trouble always seems to find this...

The first full day of Camp Second Chance brings dawns on our trouble-making second chance campers Joey Trombone, Goodie Twoshoes, and Monty Sterra. From the rude counselors to the rough conditions, our campers face many new challenges. Amongst those challenges, one at least seems to boast a worthwhile reward... The Talent Show. For the winner claims the first walk along the Lantern Path and an uns...

Night falls on Intake Day at Camp Second Chance, and our campers Joey, Goodie, and Monty. What follows is night of the devil's lettuce, angel's dust, and a way-too-big welcome bonfire. With the S'mores supplies at risk, our campers must decide: is anyone sober enough to save the snacks? ... DiceSized is produced and designed by Robert Whitehead, and brought to life by: George Maya Sava...

Summer. The bus smells like vinyl and regret. Up ahead, at the end of the seemingly endless gravel driveway, you see a wooden sign that reads: CAMP SECOND CHANCE. The paint is fresh. The wood is not. And a counselor is waving way too enthusiastically as the bus pulls to a stop. Welcome to Camp Second Chance, a summer-camp-style story that uses the Roll for Shoes rules system to take players throug...

With the weight of the world upon them, our heroes spoke thus: “I wish for something new.” With these words of power, Parable, Zin, and Cassi felled the first domino that would culminate with the creation of an entire cosmos. They now ride this surge through the Root of all things and into the unformed universe that awaits their touch. They know only that this fledgling universe, born from the cro...

Our heroes find themselves within an odd place within an odd plane. Having freed the Wizards Luck and Time from stasis, they now must face the mad god Crave, who was once known as the Wizard Wish. Broken into 1,001 versions of himself, this version craves a way to fix everything, and believes himself to be the only possible solution. It is up to Parable, Zin, and Cassi to show this mad god that th...

Deconstructed and hurled through space by the telescopic teleporter, Parable, Cassi, and Zin can only hope they will arrive safely upon the sliver of Solaris that remains in time to stop the mad-god who was once the Wizard Wish. With generations of hope upon their shoulders, our heroes must enter Wish's domain, face the deific destroyer that awaits them, undo the Wizard Wish, and do what he co...

The past meets the present, as Parable speaks with a grown-up Five and continues his hunt for a secret hidden within his shipwrecked shop of curiosities while Cassi and Zin uncover secrets of their own at Starwatch Tower. Displaced across time and fate, our heroes must wonder - how can they succeed when they are now so separated? They know only that they must believe they can still yet find a way....

With little time to spare the Greater Domain's collapse, our Wish Hunter heroes separate, Wishjamming toward their destinations. Parable and Wishbeard set sail for Two Wells and the secret that lay there, hidden within the mast of Parable's shipwreck shop. Cassi, Zin, and Cephandria take flight for Starwatch Tower, hoping to shut down the Bounded Field and gain access to the Telescopic Tra...

Callum’s Crossing surges to spelljamming speed as the party learns the Greater Domain of the Lands Apart is failing, allowing Eldari demons to slip through. Parable realizes these moments echo a long-broken cycle, one of nine turns, one even the Wizards Three failed to stop. Zin faces the truth of her patronage and learns that the new gods can only be challenged by the old. Meanwhile, a stolen lul...

The fledgling domain stirs. As Callum’s Crossing faces its first true trial, Parable, Zin, and Cassi find themselves caught between demons of seeking shadow and a presence vast enough to blot the astral horizon. Old powers awaken, drawn by the new power our heroes wield. And somewhere beneath the swaying branches, a secret waits to be claimed… or stolen. This episode brings with it dark star-song,...

*EXTRA EPISODE* This is not a story that ends well. This is not a story about Wishes — though Wishes there will be. This is a story lost to Time and given to Luck. This is the story of the Wizards Three. In this special fable flashback, we dive into the past of Cassi’s mother Soraya Serein and the founding of the Wizards Three. The Wizard Wish: Ezereza Odd The Wizard Luck: Soraya Serein The Wizard...

Before wishes reshaped the world, there were three who dared to make them. In this mini session zero, we craft characters for a special fable flashback set in the past of Cassi’s mother, Soraya Serein, and the legendary Wizards whose fateful wishes would forever change the face of their world. Join us as we meet our Wizards before they've even met one another. The Wizard Wish: Ezereza Odd The Wiza...

The sun does not rise, yet the astral waters shimmer as if in expectation of day. Within the Great Willow of Callum's Crossing, our heroes wake in a world of their own making. Across the brightening void sails the Bottle Breaker , along with the infamous Wishbeard, and his half-living crew. He brings stories of lost worlds, broken gods, and the truth behind the Wizards Three. He warns of demon...

Amid the calm after the clash, old bonds are rekindled. Zin is reunited with Igor and Ester, friends who once thought her gone forever. Revelations are bottled up, new bonds are forged, and our heroes make a home. But peace is fleeting in what remains of the Lands Apart, and a ship approaches sailing the astral waters—its tattered sails marked with a broken bottle. The infamous pirate captain Wish...

We’re putting our improv skills to the test! In this episode — inspired by one of our favorite series from Dropout TV — Sav leads the table through a you an adventure of epically improvised proportions. George, Rob, and Maya roll to claim partially-built characters at random, and they’ll bring their personas and backgrounds to life on the spot! Through a series of exercises, questions, and scenari...

The world alights with lightning and flame, as our wish hunters clash with cultists and sages beneath a broken sky. Wishes are stolen, freed, and fought for, while Parable, Zin, and Cassi soar upon dragons, striving to defend the wishlings. As the sky fills with wishes once more, bonds are tested, as fathers falter, friends reunite, and a dying star is hurled into the void. And just as the tide be...

The sky is falling and living wishes scatter like shooting stars and drifting snowflakes. All descend with a promise of power. Desperate factions collide, allies and enemies alike seeking to claim this power. Starcaller cultists march out of Domi from the West. Sages of Starwatch Tower fly from the East. Amidst this clash, our heroes create a symphony of chaos and disorder, as Dragons rise through...

In the quiet aftermath of the Wishdrinker’s demise, the world holds its breath. Above, the frozen star stirs. Fractures spread, light spills, and something long-dormant begins its descent. The heavens themselves shift, and with them, the balance of all things. Old omens rise from the pages of prophecy, and distant powers converge, drawn by falling light. A sky undone. A star unraveled. A world cha...