Dice Punks

Nik returns to the GM seat for our third and final episode of Dreampunk , by Xavid Pretzer with design and development contributions from Sarah Grace Tuttle! Listen to see how the players get schooled, put down roots, touch grass, and more! Series content warnings: insanity, violence, body horror, gore As the poet said…  well, you know . Theme music for this series by  Ben Olendzski, AKA Thee...

Nik returns to the GM seat for our second episode of Dreampunk , by Xavid Pretzer with design and development contributions from Sarah Grace Tuttle! Tune in this time for Archimedes's death-rays in unexpected places, dreamlike travel, competitive cooperation, and much more! Series content warnings: insanity, violence, body horror, gore As the poet said…  "The Charm Of The Seer (The Final Experimen...

We're so excited to finally bring you Nik's podcast-GMing debut (though he's actually quite a veteran GM in non-podcast settings)! Get cozy and contemplative and settle in for our inaugural episode of Dreampunk , by Xavid Pretzer with design and development contributions from Sarah Grace Tuttle! Series content warnings: insanity, violence, body horror, gore As the poet said…  "The Effervescent Pow...

We're pulling a fun one off the one-shot pile for this twixt-campaigns season: Three Kobolds in a Trenchcoat by Andrew Fallows (with art by EldritchSmite )! Join our titular beasties as they try to DJ a wedding reception undetected... WARNING: We mention it in the set-up portion of the episode as part of a bit, but do not search up "Bad Dragon" if you do not want to see sex toys! Since this was re...

In this episode concluding the current arc of our adventures in Extreme Meatpunks Forever , our meatpunks try to manage the chaos they've unleashed, with... interesting results! Content warnings are given by Drew at the beginning, but include: body horror, dysmorphia, dismemberment, political violence, and gore. As he notes, we're not being edgelords, that's just the stuff you can expect when meat...

In this episode of Extreme Meatpunks Forever , our meatpunks watch some wrestle-queens, learn some history, and generally end up having a very different evening than they thought they would! Content warnings are given by Drew at the beginning, but include: body horror, dysmorphia, dismemberment, political violence, and gore. As he notes, we're not being edgelords, that's just the stuff you can exp...

Our newest arc in Extreme Meatpunks Forever continues as our punks depart Mas Dida! Tune in to see more of the Calli countryside, experience the Blood Station, and get a glimpse of Angel City! Content warnings are given by Drew at the beginning, but include: body horror, dysmorphia, dismemberment, political violence, and gore. As he notes, we're not being edgelords, that's just the stuff you can e...

Drew brings us back once again to the Extreme Meatpunks Forever universe, and to Mas Dida! Turns out that the Battle of Mas Dida and the death of the richest man in the world weren't the conclusion of our intrepid Meatpunks' adventures after all, and this is the first of a new arc of episodes that will take us beyond Mas Dida and into the history of Meatworld and the sun (bastard)! Content warning...

This final Hard Wired Island episode consists of some in-character epilogues, followed by a casual, Dice-Peeks-like discussion and Q & A session, so we hope you enjoy this celebration of our just-wrapped campaign! Since this is, in a way, a whole-campaign Peeks, there won't be an additional Dice Peeks for this episode, but we'll resume those with our next posted episode. Thanks for coming on t...

A mega-Peeks for our two final campaign episodes, shared with all listeners to celebrate concluding our second full campaign! We have a wide-ranging conversation, and warm up to being punchy, so come give the after-show a listen, patron or not!

The Famiglia Galleani delve further into the secret Asano facility, trying to get to the literal and metaphorical bottom of the Dreamer conspiracy... We mention it in the intro as well, but this is the super-length finale episode of Borrowed Light, and was recorded as the second half of a mega-recording-session, along with the penultimate episode! Therefore, among other small wrinkles, the bigger...

The Famiglia Galleani complete their preparations and launch their mission into the Asano secret mountain lair, expecting heavy resistance... We mention it in the intro as well, but this is the penultimate episode of Borrowed Light, and was recorded as the first half of a mega-recording-session, along with the finale, which you'll hear on 1 June 2026! Therefore, among other small wrinkles, there w...

The Famiglia Galleani gather their allies and resources as they plot their strike into the heart of the Offworld Cartel's abuses of humans and machines... A quick note: we ended up addressing it okay in the editing and production, but there were some audio issues in Adam's recording this time, so apologies for any unusually rough edges -- hopefully everything's clear and audible in this version! A...

The newly christened Famiglia Galleani try to find out what hacktivist Leetboy knows that made Goliath kidnap and drug him, which turns out to be a bit involved... As the poet once said… "Gimme Shelter" by The Rolling Stones . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at dicepunks.com and on BlueSky...

The Frontispiece Four finish their exile in the Scrungle Pit, and prepare to strike a blow directly against the Offworld Cartel... As the poet once said… "Strange Machines" by The Gathering . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at dicepunks.com and on BlueSky & Tumblr at @dicepunks, or...

The Frontispiece Four initiate burn protocols and find a new place to lay low... As the poet once said… "Anywhere But Here" by Rise Against . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at dicepunks.com and on BlueSky & Tumblr at @dicepunks, or email us as dicepunks@gmail.com! Our Patreon...

The Frontispiece Four are ready to escape Goliath HQ with their various acquisitions, but they'll need to go out with a bang... As the poet once said… "Be My Escape" by Relient K . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at dicepunks.com and on BlueSky & Tumblr at @dicepunks, or email us a...

The Frontispiece Four fight further on the fifth floor of Goliath HQ... As the poet once said… "Lucretia, My Reflection" by Sisters of Mercy . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at dicepunks.com and on BlueSky & Tumblr at @dicepunks, or email us as dicepunks@gmail.com! Our Patreo...

The Frontispiece Four make their way into Goliath HQ, and things get loud... As the poet once said… "Boom" by P.O.D. "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at dicepunks.com and on BlueSky & Tumblr at @dicepunks, or email us as dicepunks@gmail.com! Our Patreon is www.patreon.com/...

The Frontispiece Four and their new crime-friends set out to rescue Haru Hiryu from Goliath custody... Adam is still experimenting with some new editing/production approaches this time, so please let us know what you think of those in this one. As the poet once said… "Bouncing Off the Walls" by Sugarcult . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne,...

An early Happy New Year, and an early episode to all our listeners! The Frontispiece Four converse with Canopus Hiryu, Apatea, Slagpie, and one another about the Dreamers and their plans, as well as what to do about a captured friend... (Bonus New Year's alternate title in the filename!) Adam is still experimenting with some new editing/production approaches this time, so please let us know what y...

The Frontispiece Four try to escape the basements, and run into more friendly faces than they'd expected... Audio in this one is affected by 4 of 5 Punks recording in one room on temperamental equipment – Adam did his best in the edit, and it turned out pretty well, but you may notice some differences in the way it sounds! Adam is still experimenting with some new editing/production approaches thi...

The Frontispiece Four comb the basements for their friend, and find more than they expected... Adam is still experimenting with some new editing/production approaches this time, so please let us know what you think of those in this one. As the poet once said… "RAT KID LIFESTYLE" by Ada Rook . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything S...

The Frontispiece Four search for Apatea, and find her... other friends... Adam is still experimenting with some new editing/production approaches this time, so please let us know what you think of those in this one. As the poet once said… "Cat Guy" by Propagandhi . "Augment or Die" is by Emerson Boatwright and Drew Messinger-Micheals. Cover art by Joanne, aka Anything Sews. Visit us on the web at&...

Content Warnings: violent/disturbing imagery, loss of limb, consumption of things that are not food Adam GMs another ~Halloween Special~ in Alex Black's A Walk in the Forest of Arms , a short, light game meant to evoke the feelings of Rankin/Bass animated films watched as children and half-remembered as adults. Listen to hear the journey of four Lost in the Dark Wood as they seek the Arms Queen an...