Death by Review

There's nothing quite like childhood trauma to really bring the spice to a horror movie. It might be the reason why I run out of the room after I turned the lights off. Gotta outrun the trauma demons. Tell us what you think!

If terrorizing children with horror stories before bed we're an Olympic sport, we'd at least take, like, bronze or something. Scare your kids. It's good for their bones.  Tell us what you think!

Nick and Jess dive into the sweet, sweet story of Candyman. No, not the sexy Tony Todd Candyman. The sexy Yahya Abdul-Mateen Candyman. Stupid sexy Yahya. Tell us what you think!

State of Emergency deserves a better review than the one we just gave it. Well, maybe not. But still. As much as we sh*t on this movie, we actually love it. Like a toilet. Sh*tty, but dependable.  Tell us what you think!

In this bonus episode, we sit down with the creator and writer of Avalon. A comic book series about a dysfunctional family stuck in the midst of the zombie apocalypse. Check it out, and please support our friends over at 1282 Studios by getting in on their Kickstarter. Tell us what you think!

Vicious Fun?! Oh yeah, it has actors in it, and it has a plot... about things.. that are fun??.. Oh man, it's so.. fun. And vicious!... Phew boy.. I just don't have the words to describe how fun it is.. Why don't you go first. Tell us what you think!

We'll warn you now, we're not sorry for this episode. We want to be, but we won't.  Tell us what you think!

I cannot express enough how much I wanted this to be about HELLFEST, the metal festival!!! Held in Clisson France every June. We can't always win I guess. Just like Gavin... What a dumb way to die. Tell us what you think!

We don't normally do this. Actually, we never do this. But we felt that you all deserved some additional insight to Possum. We loved it. We hope you loved it. For those who hated it, well, sucks to suck.  Tell us what you think!

No, this movie is not about the hissy little rodent. Why would they name a movie Possum when it's not even about Possums? I don't know. Why do they call shorts, shorts, and don't call pants, longs??  Tell us what you think!

Whoever let these dang nerds just live life like it's just a giant, unregulated science fair, I want to say thank you. Thank you for letting nerds do the weird shit they do. Like summon goo monsters and kiss each other in their weird BDSM outfits.    Tell us what you think!

Nic Cage has two sons. but like, not IRL. I mean, he does have two sons, but these are not his real sons. These are his fake sons. Anyway, that's not the point. The point is, Nic Cage... and his two sons... Fuck, I lost it. Just watch the movie. Tell us what you think!

If there was one word to describe this movie, it would be "thismovieisthegreatestmovieofalltimeandyou'rewrongfordisagreeing." Not even remotely bias.  Tell us what you think!

Contrary to common belief, No one actually takes Deborah Logan. They just do a really bad job at supervising her. Amateurs. Tell us what you think!

Cenobite, Cinna-bite. What's the difference? Both are covered in goo and you want to put them in your mouth... Maybe that's just us. Tell us what you think!

caveat noun ca·​ve·​at ˈka-vē-ˌät -ˌat, ˈkä-vē-ˌät ˈkā-vē-ˌat 1. a modifying or cautionary detail to be considered when evaluating, interpreting, or doing something Death by Review is fun to listen to, but the caveat is that Jess and  Nick have no idea what they are talking about.  Tell us what you think!

The House of the Devil is full of CHILLS! It's full of THRILLS! It's full of really bad PIZZA! And no, the Devil doesn't actually live here. That would be stupid. He'd probably live in a cabin... With a beet farm... Where him and his husband live a beautiful quiet life along with their cat, Pickles. Tell us what you think!

The Stuff is not only an awful movie, it is also terrible. If you subjected yourself to watching this, we are very sorry. No refunds. Tell us what you think!

Nick and Jess cover Rob Zombie's House of precisely 1000 Corpses. No more. No less. Trust me, we counted. Tell us what you think!

Nick and Jess dive into the movie that kicked off the Terrifier franchise, All Hallow's Eve. Some may argue it was his short films alone that started his career. We argue that you are dumb. Tell us what you think!

It's a metaphor bro. You probably wouldn't get it.  Tell us what you think!

Nick and Jess try to figure out what this movie is even about. Like serious, what is this? Tell us what you think!

Nick and Jess ramble ramble ramble about Grave Encounters while an all powerful edible takes Jess deeper into insanity. Someone give this woman a lobotomy.  Tell us what you think!

Nick and Jess discuss the iconic film, A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984. Debuting Johnny Depp and Nancy's stupid bangs. Tell us what you think!