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https://youtu.be/QEkbyKaXye4?si=hHPECk-t5-n2wfbe Woke in the night got out of bed. Went to the bathroom feeling half-dead. Looked in the mirror, what did I see ? Some crazy wierdo looking back at me. When I went to bed I was a girl with lots of lovely candy curls. Now take a look at tha big bald head, and my oh my, I got three legs ! That` s not my body ! I used to be thin, now i` m fat. I used to...

You say you wanna be green ! Green ? Like a runner bean ? You say you wanna be green ! Green ? Your new color scheme ? Well here`s what you gotta do, you gotta stop living in the human zoo.

Why do we keep on building walls no-one asked us for ?

LOOK INTO THE SUN by Da

https://youtu.be/d4BW15hcTyo?si=w4rmBT_hEuCFLNg9 The Queso from Queens, a cheesy kinda guy. Now they call him Benito, and it makes you wonder why. You made it big-time, on reality TV, Now you got a new game show And it ain`t on NBC. OMG. You wanna play Mr Big ! Heh Honey, you`re just another clown. Heh Honey, time you got outta town. Heh bride of chucky, Mr Barron Lord of the lies, Heh Mr Pork Dor...

WHERE THE SUN USED 2 BE by Da

YOU STOLE MY MIND NOW I WANT IT BACK [ 2026] by Da

Grey men in grey suits, grey faces on the news. Grey thoughts from grey minds making out like we were blind. Grey men who make the laws, who do you think you`re speaking for ?

Life is never what it seems, is it real or just a dream ? Every night you go to bed, who`s that running round your head ? Life is never what it seems, is it real or just a dream ? In the morning you get up, are you sure you`ve woken up ? Lovers walking hand in hand, leaving footprints in the sand. Life will wash your dreams away, love is only for a day. Children playing in the park run for home wh...

You said you`d fallen in love with another guy. Well, you didn`t have to tell me, cos I already knew. I saw you in the parking lot with someone I`d never seen before. Well Honey, haven`t we been here before ? You said you`d found the man of your dreams, well, you know, dreams aren`t always what they seem. Last time it was Rudy from the grocery store, you know Honey, we`ve been here before. You sai...

" Eh Mate, is it true Kemi Badenoch can flip burgers while standing on her head and singing Rule Britannia ? " " No, it`s not true Mate. " " And I heard she refused a place at Standfords cos she wanted to save Britain from Boku Hareem, or summat. Is that a pop group Mate ? "

I ``'M NIGEL FARAGE by Da

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I' m dreaming of a radioactive Christmas, like in a horror movieshow. We won`t need no Christmas lights or candles on the tree when everybody starts to glow. I' m dreaming of a nuclear winter, with heaps of radioactive snow. There' ll be carol singers with toasted fingers, and Santa, all crispy like a turkey roast.

CHRISTMAS LOVE STORY by Da

CHRISTMAS EVE by Da

HOME ALONE AT CHRISTMAS by Da

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR by Da

I' m just a lonely Christmas guy, I' m so lonely I could cry, Santa Claus just walked on by, I hung a a stocking by my bed, Put my arms round Little Ted, made a wish, lay down my head. I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy, Santa Claus just walked on by, I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy. I`'m just a lonely Christmas guy, I'm so lonely I could cry, Santa Claus just walked on by. No presents for you toni...

https://youtu.be/d2N1PAdJ5-M?si=Vb56j0id8TQpdpfr You said you were an alien from Alpha Centauri. You said you were a celebrity chef, well, that`s quite a story. Time to get real, no more lies. We sat in the bar. you said you were the King of Bohemia, and I was your Princess. Well Honey, I don`t believe ya. You showed me your selfie, it really was wild. You said you took it on Planet Mars, well, th...

RAIN KEEPS ON FALLING by Da

STORY by Da

Raindrops like tears from heaven falling. I looked in your eyes and saw them, and like all those lies I heard them, falling like frozen raindrops. Raindrops, like tears from heaven, falling, tears cried for no-one, I saw them, and like all those lies, I heard them, falling like frozen raindrops. Why does it have to rain ? Raindrops like tears from heaven falling, I opened my eyes and saw them, tea...

I Guess I gonna do some bio-hacking, don`t want my aura to end up cracking. I wanna win like Zohran Mamdani, why he`s the coolest kid in town, I just wanna party. I guess I`d better do some aura farming, well I`m so naturelle I`m avatarring. I`m playing Ninja Gaiden on my playstation, why I`m so hot I lost the plot, I`m going on coolcation. Just another game-boy odeed on hyperspin, changing my per...

TIME by Da