Cult Fiction

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss dead babies and fecal matter as they review Danny Boyle’s TRAINSPOTTING. Andy almost forgets why we have the podcast and Stephanie explains why we like Danny Boyle. Plus, this movie is giving such Leo energy.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss girl gangs and Shakespeare as they review Jack Hill’s SWITCHBLADE SISTERS. Andy doesn’t believe any one in the cast is in high school and Stephanie makes up a drink that will hurt you.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss cringe humor and underwear as they review Bruce McCulloch’s SUPERSTAR. Andy forgets which Belushi is dead and Stephanie sends her twins to boarding school. Plus: Sister Christian fixes everything!

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss ghost shenanigans and radio as they review John Carpenter’s THE FOG. Andy points out the most disgusting close captioning ever and Stephanie gives a lecture on Samuel Taylor Coleridge. Plus: new segment and a cocktail!

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss puppet operas, on screen dicks, and How I Met Your Mother as they review Nicholas Stoller’s FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL. Andy counts how many assholes we have on the cast and Stephanie defends Muppets in Space. Plus: Bill Hader, Paul Rudd, and Jack McBrayer are charming.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss ghosts, Catholics, and snot marbles as they review Guillermo del Toro’s THE DEVIL’S BACKBONE. Andy has a crush on Ron Pearlman and Stephanie might want to fuck a fish man? Plus: is this a crossover episode?!

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss glam rock and Ewan’s cock as they review Todd Haynes's VELVET GOLDMINE. Andy only talks about Bowie 17 million times and Stephanie tries to be respectful of the dead. Plus: the best gay movie quadruple feature lineup.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss leg lamps, getting your children guns, and decoder rings as they review Bob Clark’s A CHRISTMAS STORY. Andy reveals that this movie is in the Library of Congress; Stephanie retells her soap story. Plus: let’s treat women bad and make Peking Duck a surprise!

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss metaverses and fart jokes as they review Kevin Smith's JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK. Andy creams over Hollywood critiques and Stephanie wants to steal Silent Bob’s thief moves. Plus: Stephanie has a husband!! Reading Recommendations: _ The Not-So-Silent Friendship of Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith by New York Times

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss dead wives, atheism, and Hugh Jackman’s decreasing amount of hair as they review Darren Aronofsky’s THE FOUNTAIN. Andy draws a really long chord from Aronofsky to Tick Tick Boom and Stephanie immediately shits on it. Plus: Stephanie’s thoughts on bathtub sex.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss lizard people and drugs as they review Terry Gilliam’s FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS. Andy fanboys and Stephanie invents a new game - it looks like Riff Raff if… Plus, did you know who Johnny Depp’s best friend is?

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss post 9/11 comedy and 100% good boys as they review Adam McKay's ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGANDY. Andy reminisces about his teen years and Stephanie shares that NASA doesn’t know how periods work. Plus: Stephanie’s butt touched Kevin Bacon’s butt via the transitive property. Reading Recommendations:  More than Just Men: Women in the Newsroom

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss Doordash and incels as they review Ben Stiller’s THE CABLE GUY. Andy reveals he has been to Medieval Times too many times and Stephanie takes it there. Plus: why cell phone stores are the worst.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss Barney the Dinosaur and vegan hot dogs as they review Danny DeVito’s DEATH TO SMOOCHY. Andy marvels at how disappointed he was in Danny’s Devito’s directing and Stephanie loves an Irish Mafia Mommy, Tommy. Plus: a peek into children’s media. Reading Rec: The Unbearable Blandness of Barney, a Review of I Love You, You Hate Me Watching Rec:  Kidding,...

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss portals under passenger seats as they review Goran Dukić's WRISTCUTTERS: A LOVE STORY. Andy has ennui and Stephanie starts a cult turf war. Obviously, a good part of the episode is spent mooning over Tom Waits. PLUS: The return of Stephanie’s dream interpretations, brought to you by Carls Jr.! Reading Recommendations: Etgar Karat's "Kneller's Happy Campe...

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss theatre and improv as they review Christopher Guest’s WAITING FOR GUFFMAN. Andy discusses mockumentaries and Guest’s crew of actors and Stephanie goes to Steak and Shake. Plus: did you know that this movie has three ways to do the Kevin Bacon game in one? Because Stephanie didn’t.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss Netflix Christmas Trash as they review Alex Zamm's A CHRISTMAS PRINCE. Andy wonders how many people Rudy has killed and Stephanie HAD to bring up Die Hard (against her better judgment). Plus: Andy is mad that all Romanians don’t look like Vampires.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss Chicago, rock and roll, and cocaine as they review John Landis’s THE BLUES BROTHERS. Andy hates on the director and Stephanie shits on the Catholic Church. We’re on a mission from God.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss blonde twinks and baby Jim Carrey as they review Julien Temple's EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY. Andy pines for Rocky Horror Picture Show and Stephanie needs a Valium (or five). Plus: a live reading of Julie Brown’s lyrics. Reading Rec: Earth Girls are Easy Watching Rec: Angelyne , on Peacock

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss Lord of the Rings and old white ladies as they review John Boorman's EXCALIBUR. Andy talks mosquito bite sex scenes and Stephanie discloses aspects of the director's will. Plus: a watching rec! Watching Recommendations: Cursed, on Netflix

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss Home Alone and revenge plots as they review Jeremy Saulnier's BLUE RUIN. Andy discusses the career of Saulnier and Stephanie does it in one. Plus: Toxic Avenger news!

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss hotel ballrooms and 1984 as they review DEATH RACE 2000. Andy swoons over Roger Corman and Stephanie calls out political satire. Plus: nakkies blur!

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss six fingered men and gentle masculinity as they review Rob Reiner's THE PRINCESS BRIDE. Andy reviews adventure as a genre and Stephanie shares Mandy Patinkin's motivation. Plus: Andre the Giant is the sweetest human, and Cary Elwes is America’s sexual awakening, and Stephanie is not excited for the next movie. Reading Recommendations: THE PRINCESS BRIDE...

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie discuss phone sex and PonyFlans as they review  Jamie Travis's FOR A GOOD TIME, CALL. Andy coins the phrase “sex comedy frosting” and Stephanie misses rom coms. Plus: Stephanie quits after Andy makes a bad pun.

In this episode, Andy and Stephanie wax on and wax off philosophic about the nature of 80's sports movies in all their problematic wonder. Join us in a rumination on nostalgia, toxic masculinity, performative racism and the crane kick - the greatest stupid finishing move of all time.