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Are you ever going to text me? This episode is running hands free. Jason, Jim, and Joseph recall their favorite TV series to revisit. Murky flush. "Old Man" Joseph is complaining (about everything) again. Jason is unrestrained with the puns. I am a white man with hair in America.  I can do anything. Jim may have a case of "wired connectivity". Jason admits to being a real life...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is unofficially sponsored by Uncle Ed's Crawfish Boil. Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to figure out the best Disney animated movies that are not based on a book (or done by Pixar). We don't need that “hack” Steve Jobs! Forget the child pornography controversy, the ride just sucked.  Joseph gives some of the best parenting and uncle advice. I don&ap...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies. The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies. Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions. The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old. The Do...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt. Bad AI! Bad AI! Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure. Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke. Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot). She can take a punch. ...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks. Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them.   May your first child be a masculine child. Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite. Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor. Alcoholism is just not as funny...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode gets a little verklempt. Jason, Jim, and Joseph get a little teary eyed over their choices of best emotional movie scenes. Jim describes his triumph at South by Congress. Talk amongst yourselves.   Joseph is a kvetch about getting verklempt.  Jim ran the Philidelphia Museum steps like Rocky and was promptly ridiculed by the locals. Jason boldly accuses S...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn’t like taking naps. Jason, Jim, and Joseph try to find happiness by selecting their favorite depressed characters in movies. I’m Joseph Johnson.  I’m an AV man. Prozac and Skittles I misjudged you. I’m not perfect. Buy the box. The best grandparents take their grandchildren to see movies about sex and suicide. The power of the ham sandwich! Oh, Bot...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is very sweaty (or at least has a lot of sweaty references). Jason, Jim, and Joseph rumble over the best jungle movies. But the ass is real. Joseph reveals his youth ambition to be Boy, but he just ended up being a monkey dancing to a singing orangutan. Jim gives some love to Eddie Grant's rejected theme song to great jungle movie. Jason takes offen...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode was made by humans (sort of). In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners. AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking. Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode. It's singing.  It's not real acting. Scarlett O'Har...

Are you ever going to text me? WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations. Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners. Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies. Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances.  It’s the Chicago Rock Way. Hey Friendo. Jason cleverly sneaks past...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was. Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years. Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!! A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white. Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship. The Big K...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has armpit sweat stains. Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made. Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of? Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper. Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men. Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afte...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't have a boney ass. Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies. Jason starts out with some subtle power moves. Joseph's list is based on TPS reports. Jim's list is based on his impressions. Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration. Dabney Coleman doe...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal). Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s. Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat. Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules. Joseph has fond memories...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono. Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop. The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It. Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper. Jason gives aut...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers. Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.   Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care. You're good enough and people like you. The only Analrapist makes it on the list. Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has no empty calories. Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024. Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge. Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom. This F#k'in guy! It's a fun Walking Dead. Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time. Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thi...

Are you ever going to text me? Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it). Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024. What do you mean, "You People!”  Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick.  Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial.  Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo  Jim has decided to take the sam...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode has warm nuts. Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025. Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor. Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026. Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really? Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year. Throwback...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!! Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg". Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.   According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels. Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he do...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode doesn't require subtitles. Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush on their favorite tv binges for the holidays. Jason finds his favorite kind of entertainment happens in a parking lot. Jim admits to loving some Kenny G. The show gets derailed by Michael McDonald impressions. Energy Vampire. Jason wants to hold out for the HD version of CHiPs before starting hi...

Are you ever going to text me? This extra-size episode is like salmon swimming upstream. Jason, Jim, and Joseph geek out on their favorite movie documentaries. Roger Moore takes on GM to save his beloved hometown, From Flint with Love .  It's Convene! A real man climbs a mountain like James T. Kirk. There are three sides to every story: your side, my side, and several impressions. Jason opens...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode serves as a warning against marble flooring.  Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the funniest death scenes in movies.  Joseph suffers through pain and mockery in this episode.  A bad case of the flu makes for an impromptu killing that is hilarious.  Boobs, blades, and a pretzel.  Joseph reminisces about the scene that made him laugh and his date cry.  J...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala. Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them. Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones. Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Navin R. Johnson. Love Brokers!!!! Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a...

Are you ever going to text me? This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration. Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes. In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy. Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight. Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom.  Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a ca...