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Have you ever waited 3 years for a sequel, only for it to advance the plot about 1% and leave you with a bad taste in your mouth and a 3 word phrase stuck in your head? We have. And if you also saw Halloween Kills in 2021, you probably have, too. For this Mediocre Movie Monday (on a Saturday) and our Spooky Month finale, the Wise Bros take on one of this pod's foundational topics. So, borrow your...

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Space Godzilla! From ridiculous super spiders & mega crabs to his greatest foes which rival the great Peter Griffin vs Giant Chicken rivalry, the guys examine all of Godzilla enemies to determine the best of the best!

Trick or Treat! The Wise guys keep it spooky this week with another Halloween grab bag episode. Topics include cursed brains, cloudy candy, and how Jason Voorhees is basically Captain America. Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween month! The Wise guys kick off this spooky-themed episode discussing Bran's "dad curse" before debating one of Ty's favorite topics, cryptids! Tune in as we determine the best of the best of the real (or not real) creatures.

This week, as an appetizer for Halloween month, the Wise bros grew some pointy black goatees to talk about the greatest Disney Villains of all time. Detours include spring chickens, fatherly curses, fratricide, and La Cucaracha.

Football is back, so you know what that means! The Wise guys draft their best football squads, 80's edition.  Tune in to see which brother put together the roughest, toughest, most radical squad in this week's Ultimate Showdown!

Lace up your extra tall boots and tape those wrists, because Ultimate Showdown is back. Join the Wise Bros stable as they take on a pair of canine crime-fighters, surprise sewer-dwellers, and too many Terrys. Special guests include: Blue Man Group, Foo Fathers, and the Sears Tower.

Ball? Check. Roof? Check. Brother? Check. It's game time. This week, the guys take yet another trip down memory lane to relive the best games of the good old days. So hold on tight as they navigate gym class chaos, ever-changing rules, and cootie catchers, but watch your step, because the floor is lava!

Here we go! The guys get "super" nostalgic from their childhood once more & decide Mario's best, or worst, enemies he constantly has to thwart. Tune in to see which character the guys agree is the absolute worst. 

This week, it's another grab bag episode in which the Wise boys let their undisciplined attention spans guide the conversation. So hop on the tangent train for patriotic parade participation, bystander psychopathy, and a tale of two Tonys.

Come one, come all & join the Wise guys as they explore the many weird & wacky extremities that give animals their uniqueness! Tune in to see which ones make the cut & which one Bran in compared to!

What do a soldering iron, Mr. Krabs, and the Geico Gecko have in common? They all came from Bran's brain to star in our second fill-in-the-blanks Ultimate Showdown. Just like last time, Bran brought the competitors and Ty brought the stipulations. Join us for a blank-ing good time, and stick around for cartoon cowboy craniums, Santino Marella, and more Pokémon impressions.  

Have you ever listened to a podcast and thought, "I can't believe they didn't mention that?" Well, the Wise guys did, and this week they revisit some of their favorite episodes to determine what should or shouldn't have been included. Tune in to find out which brother catches strays the whole episode!

Are you a crooked cop? Do you also have a conscience? Then we have the movie for you. In this episode, the Wise boys oil up their biceps and put on their fingerless gloves for a no-holds-barred takedown of the Dave Bautista classic, Wrong Side of Town. So gather your sparring partners and Navy Seal buddies and let's head on down to Baton Rouge for some good old fashioned street justice.  

Welp, the Wise bros are still celebrating the start of baseball season. Did you expect any different? This week they're treating both of their listeners (and themselves) to a grab bag episode of their most pressing baseball topics, including the best baseball nicknames, the greatest play-by-play one-liners, and the game's most punchable faces. Plus, can the guys sneak in a Mr. Mime reference for t...

The guys had so much fun with their last draft they decided to do another one with their favorite cartoon characters! To celebrate the greatest week of the year, MLB Opening Day, the guys draft their starting nine. Who drafted the better lineup? Tune in the find out!

Celebrate St. Paddy's (or Patty's?) with the Wise guys as they honor the best green guys, gals, and amorphous blobs pop culture has ever produced. From monsters and Martians to Muppets and moppets, they cover them all. Tangents include trinket shelf weight limits, paternal phone paralysis, and Grinch fatigue.

This week, the Wise bros try to be the very best as they accidentally celebrate the 30th anniversary of Pokémon. So put on your fingerless gloves, turn your hats backwards, and join them as they decide the best of the first generation of pocket monsters. Side quests include Power Ranger pump-up jams, mandatory thank you cards, and the awesome toys the guys forgot they had.

They're a little late to the party, but the Wise guys are celebrating the end of 2025 by rounding up their 25 favorite movies of the past 25 years. Tune in to find out what Rambo and Toy Story have in common. Digressions include washing machine installation, nocturnal interior decorating, and a washed-up former rock star.

What do the Coca-Cola polar bear, a turkey baster, and Glenn Close have in common? They all fell out of Bran’s cranium to fill in the blanks of this Ultimate Showdown. In this potluck-style episode, Ty brought the stipulations, and Bran brought the competitors, so help yourself to some lukewarm, yet slightly overcooked matchups. Stick around for Pokémon impressions, deranged work behavior, and a f...

Have you ever watched a movie and thought, "hey, this person is actually kind of the bad guy?" Well, we certainly have, so join us as we discuss our top "good guys" who are actually the villains in their movies.

It's the happiest time of the year -- well second, if you include Halloween. In this episode, the Wise guys get "passionate" about their all-time Kris Kringles. Tune it to find out which Santa claws his way to the top.

After a brief hiatus, the Wise guys are back! This week they honor the big three holidays & creating a bracket-style tournament to crown the ultimate holiday champion. Tune in to find out the chosen one!

Are you ready to rock 'em sock 'em? In this edition of the Ultimate Showdown, the Wise guys brush up on their sailing knots and try to stave off a mutiny, because they're exploring the globe...and beyond! So grab your compass and sextant and come along for the topsy turvy ride. Also featured are Iron Man sound effects, 25-year-old fad toys, and spider pilots.  

For our final Halloween episode of 2025, we determine the best villains from one of our childhood favorites, Scooby-Doo.  From the Spooky Space Kook to Brunch & Crunch, we don't leave a Scooby Snack unturned.