Clown Vibes

Tiktok trolls have come up with a new way to annoy people and this week we dive into all of the reasons we hate it. The Oxford Study refers the notion that asian women prefer white men over any race - and boy do we have thoughts on this. Then, in the last episode of Season 3, Amee finally spills her own tea. We give the clowns updates on both of our lives, how our 2024 goals are going, and our fav...

Come below deck and get ready to learn about the history of yachting...and hint hint, it's not all fun and games. In this episode we explore the different clown aspects of yachting in Hollywood and discuss some of the -rumored- famous yacht girls and madames of the industry. We're anxiously waiting for someone to review that little black book but in the meantime, anyone hiring two clowns?

Who's the first celebrity family you think of? Most people bring up the Kardashians, the Baldwins, etc so we are of the opinion that the Cyrus family is being slept on. In today's episode we take a deep dive into the history of the Cyrus family, from their start on Hannah Montana (because let's be real, it was not Achy Breaky Heart) to the recent rumored feud between Tish and Noah over Tish's new...

What's the most famous line in star wars? If you said "Luke, I am your father," you are somehow wrong?? Today's episode is all about Mandela Effects - a term coined to describe the phenomena where a large group of people believes that an event occurred when it did not - and we ourselves have gotten got by this. We discuss some popular Mandela Effects, possible explanations (like glitching !!), and...

From Who TF did I Marry to the downfall of Clinton Kane, the internet has been shook to the bones by cheating scandals. It's a tale as old as time (unfortunately) but with new flavors releasing weekly, who knew humans were so creative? In this episode we discuss why we're so fascinated by the concept of people cheating and why it's such a good time for us as bystanders at the expense of others.

We've been gossiping A LOT lately and you know what, we're proclaiming gossiping to be cool again. Long gone are the days where we feel ashamed about gossip and we're here for the rebrand. This week's episode we discuss the evolution of the blind item and how it brought gossiping to pop culture. Suddenly, gossiping is cool again. We also reflect on gossiping in on our lives, when we feel it's okay...

Do you sometimes get blank stares when you're referencing random TikTok or internet drama? Get pity giggles when you reference a niche meme? If so, this episode is for you! In this week's episode, we discuss how everyone is living on slightly, if not extremely, different internets - from nepo babies, something majority of people know about, to rat boyfriends, to TikTok influencers that even people...

Is it wrong to want to be an intern again? This episode we tap into our corporate personas and discuss some themes we're seeing about the good ol' 9-5. From quiet vacationing to coffee badging, it seems like working has really changed in the last few years (or has it?). We explain what it means to climb down the corporate ladder and why we give it a double thumbs up. P.S. If you work with...

We are back for season 3!! Today's episode is all about co-founder break ups. We talk through some of our favorite dramatic breakups - Call Her Daddy, Fishwife, and of course, Facebook - and analyze the background of the couples and whether we think they were set up for success. Thankfully, we're not breaking up just yet thanks to these juicy "what not to do" examples. We can't wait to share what'...

We're backkk (read in poltergeist voice) for a special bonus episode with Marisa Meltzer, author of Glossy: Ambition, Beauty, and the Inside Story of Emily Weiss’s Glossier. In this episode, we deep dive into Glossy and the term girlboss - how it's changed and if we think it'll ever come back. We discuss Emily Weiss, founder of Glossier and the enigma that she remains. We reflect on and discuss th...

We can't believe it's the last episode of season 2!! In true clown fashion, we took this ending as a sign to discuss the world that the clowns on top have created for us. In this episode, we talk about modern day scams that are so normalized we forget we're being scammed! Everything from Goop and other celeb brands, to paying for flights that are crashing, to unlimited PTO - we cover all of our "f...

Remember when Ubers were $5? And you could go to random pop ups and get good, free clothing items? We do and we miss all of the VC daddy money that gave us these privileges. In this episode we reminisce on all of the things we got heavily discounted while explaining how that time came to be. A simpler times with start ups galore and the promise of exciting innovation that never quite came to fruit...

This week we get deeeep --- deep in the tea that is! We have been reevaluating a lot in our lives right now, namely about friendship and what we think the healthy path forward is for us. Yuchen spills some tea that she's been thinking about and we give an overview of "our" (we do not have original thoughts, we saw this on the interwebs at some point) friendship diagrams. We then get...

We recently listened to former Bachelor lead, Clayton Echard's episode on the Viall Files and were absolutely SHOOK by the events that have recently unfolded in his life. TLDR he was accused of being the father of two unborn twins. We decided to look into this further and share some of the highlights we found; courtesy of the many internet sleuths out there! Up first, we discuss some other tru...

Have you notice that the fitness class industry has gotten out of control lately? Do you feel the judging gaze at Barry's or Soul if you're not a regular? Today's episode goes through the history of the fitness class and how we've experienced it ourselves - from getting super cheap classes during Classpass's inception to now seeing classes at $50 a pop. Inspired by the recent T...

For our 50th (!!!) episode we explore all the clownery that exists in the KPOP industry with our friend @huxilium! Harrison joins us in this episode to break down all the tea in the KPOP industry, from the clowns on top, the clowns outside, and the clowns within. From mismanagement by music executives to intense bullying by KPOP stans and KPOP idols, what else did we expect from an industry that i...

Who do you think of when you think of the original WAG? (Wife and Girlfriends of Professional Athletes) Today we walk through the evolutions of WAGs and specifically how the media gains and loses interest in them through time. But lucky for us, we are back in WAG era! Even though it's been a tad too much Taylor and Travis at games, it has been fun to get more behind the scenes from influencer...

*trigger warning* we will be discussing groomed relationships in this episode How often did we grow up hearing about how "cool" it was that a young actress was dating a man more than twice her age? Answer: far too many. In this episode we discuss how the internet is finally waking up around groomed relationships and calling people out! We've noticed in the past few years that what wa...

Have you noticed that many of your favorite influencers are Mormon? Why is that? Today we deep dive into the history of how the influencing became ruled by the Mormons. From Mommy Blogs, to Aesthetic Instagram Influencers, to BYU Tiktok, Mormons, especially the women, have been at the forefront and we spend this episode discussing how they did it and why we find their content so fascinating. We pl...

It seems like every few months we see a new report out that Nick Cannon is the father of another kid! It's become somewhat of a joke in pop culture and has caused a lot of drama in the recent seasons of Selling Sunset. However, did you know that this isn't an isolated situation to Nick Cannon and is actually more common than you think? In this episode, we explore situations in society and...

This week we discuss all things re: the wedding industry. Has anyone else realized that it has gotten so out of hand in terms of costs and expectations over the past years? From multi-themed bachelorette parties to multiple day wedding extravaganzas, since when was it the expectation to do an outfit change for the bride and groom? In this episode you'll hear us explore the impacts of sensation...

We're back, Clowns! Did you miss us? We are starting off the new year and this season strong with some of the most accomplished clowns to be recognized by Forbes. The 30 under 30 list is one of great intrigue, especially considering some of their past nominees who have gone onto commit white collar crimes! This year more than most we saw a lot of backlash on the list and how it is meaningless...

Can you guys believe it's already December? And that we've had a FULL YEAR of Clown Vibes!? For our last episode of the season we rehash our 20s as both Yuchen and Amee head into their last year before the big 30! We talk through the different life phases we've had and how we're feeling about our word of the years. Then, we reflect on 2023 Clown Vibes; our favorite episodes, what w...

Have you ever suddenly developed an ick for an influencer who you were once a ride or die fan of? Or, stumbled upon an influencer who seems so out of touch with your own reality that it makes you question what kind of a world we currently live in? It seems like more and more of our average Joes are starting to realize that the increasing number of new influencers has caused somewhat of an invisibl...

You may have heard or have been sent screenshots of posts coming from your local "Are We Dating the Same Guy?" Facebook group. This week's episode we discuss how the creation of this group has evolved into some of the biggest clown activities for women since thin eyebrows were in fashion. We start with some chit chat about a crazy susi pesto stitch and of course lay out all the tea a...