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Episode 0033 - Route of All Evil Cloud networking still breaks when teams assume the platform will "just handle it," and Carl and Brandon dig into why. They challenge that myth and show where parity falls apart across providers: VNet, VPC, and VCN primitives look familiar but behave differently in defaults, region and zone design, and routing/security expectations. From there, the episode moves in...

Episode 0032 - Rolling, Rolling, Rolling… Logs are ground truth — high-fidelity, event-level data that anchor observability alongside metrics and traces. Carl and Brandon argue the biggest mistake teams make is treating "more logs" as "better logs." If everything is logged, nothing is useful, and they both share recent troubleshooting sessions where verbose, unstructured output forced them into KQ...

Episode 0031 - AI All the Things? Traditional sprint ceremonies start getting in the way when AI-assisted development outpaces the cadence they were built for. Carl and Brandon unpack why that happens and what to do about it — starting with the basics. Brandon defines context windows, distinguishes original vibe coding from the sloppy way the term is used today, and walks through the software fact...

Episode 0030 - Local‑First Lifeboats: Architecting for Post‑EOL Usability This episode is about designing for the last day, not just the launch day. Carl kicks off with the Bose SoundTouch situation: a vendor moves toward EOL on a cloud-tethered API, users push back, and the outcome (at least in spirit) becomes a blueprint we wish was more common: keep the hardware useful by enabling local control...

Episode 0029 - New Year's ☁️ Resolutions "In 2026, your cloud is not allowed to have the same incidents for the same reasons as last year." Carl and Brandon treat this episode like a retrospective (the kind any good agile team would run), but instead of talking about sprint tickets, they write a New Year's resolution list on behalf of your cloud team. The format is simple: Stop, Start, Keep. Small...

Episode 0028 - Respect My (DNS) Awe-Thor-Ih-TAY!! Your cloud is humming along, then an edge breaks. What lever do you actually still have to steer users? In this episode, Carl and Brandon dig into DNS as a control plane and why "it is always DNS" keeps being true in 2025. DNS was designed for a slower internet with long TTLs and infrequent changes, but we now treat it like a real-time steering whe...

Episode 0027 - Whoops, No VM's!!! You've planned for redundancy, scaling, and failover, but what happens when the cloud itself runs out of space? In this episode, Carl and Brandon untangle capacity (what the provider physically or logically has available in a region or zone) versus quota (the soft limit on what you can consume). Mixing the two leads to painful surprises during scale events and fai...

Episode 0026 - Are Your Cloud Costs Too Damn High??? Cloud cost optimization is about designing systems that perform efficiently without wasting money. In this episode, Carl and Brandon break down how AWS, Azure, and Google Cloud help teams rightsize compute, manage storage tiers, and control networking costs. They talk through savings plans, spot instances, lifecycle management, and data transfer...

Episode 0025 - The Sound of Security Security is more than a feature, it's a pillar of the Well-Architected Framework. In this episode, Carl and Brandon explore how AWS, Azure, and GCP approach security across identity and access, infrastructure defense, data protection, monitoring, governance, and the shared responsibility model. They compare tools and practices like IAM, RBAC, and conditional ac...

Episode 0024 - Operating Excellently Operational excellence goes beyond uptime, it's about building and operating cloud systems with discipline, automation, and continuous improvement. Carl and Brandon break down what operational excellence really means, drawing a distinction between striving for perfection and building resilient, adaptable systems. They discuss how principles from AWS, Azure, and...

Episode 0023 - Turbocharged: Mastering Performance in Cloud Architecture Cloud performance is one of those words that everyone agrees matters, but often means different things depending on who you ask. Is it latency? Is it autoscaling? Is it picking the right SKU size? We cover the fundamentals of designing for performance in the cloud: how to select the right compute options, when to scale up or...

Episode 0022 - What is Cloud Resiliency,  Really ? Carl and Brandon break down the core concepts behind cloud resiliency, availability, reliability, and redundancy — how they relate, where they differ, and why understanding those distinctions is critical. Just because a service is "always on" doesn't mean it's resilient. They explore the difference between planned and unplanned outages, how gracef...

Episode 0021 - The 9 Circles of Dependency Hell 🔥 Carl and Brandon descend into the fiery depths of Dependency Hell, exploring nine common (and painful) challenges that plague developers working in modern cloud environments. From version mismatches to licensing traps, each "circle" offers insights, real-world examples, and actionable tips for escaping the chaos. If you've ever watched a cloud dep...

Episode 0020 - The 3 M's of Going to the Cloud If you've been thinking of moving to the cloud, or are in the first steps of your journey, Carl and Brandon cover the 3 M's of going to the cloud: Migrate , Modernize , and Manage . The hosts cover key points in planning your move, including analyzing and taking inventory if your current on-premises environment, multiple cloud provider options, and th...

Episode 0019 - All Your Data Are Belong to Us In this episode, Carl and Brandon deep dive into the world of data storage in the cloud! With numerous options, different paradigms, and a plethora of scenarios to consider, they discuss the pros and cons of each. They also touch on some "non-traditional" data storage options, such as using an in-memory cache as your primary database. Are you a polyglo...

Episode 0018 - We Can Hardly Contain Ourselves! In today's episode, Carl and Brandon dive deep into container technology. They cover everything from the container file to orchestrating containers on a cloud platform. Furthermore, Carl and Brandon discuss how Docker is not the end-all-be-all of container technology, and options that you have to use instead of Docker. If you want to learn more about...

Episode 0017 - The Source is with Us In this episode, Carl and Brandon speak with Brian Munzenmayer, who shares his extensive experience in the open-source community. Brian discusses his journey from fixing simple typos in documentation to becoming a key maintainer of a large open source website that you've probably used. The discussion delves into the importance of community engagement in open-so...

Episode 0016 - Control All the Things! 🛩️ In this episode, Carl and Brandon dive into the world of control planes, starting with what they are and how they differ from other planes you may see in your solutions and the providers they run on. They chat about the balance between automation and manual operations, and share examples from popular cloud services and technologies like Kubernetes, AWS, an...

Episode 0015 - Dude, Where's My Server? Today, Carl and Brandon cover a comprehensive overview of serverless computing, starting with its importance and benefits. We explain the serverless model, highlighting the differences between serverless and traditional computing, and addresses common misconceptions. The Big Three Cloud provider offerings are covered, including Azure Functions, AWS Lambda, a...

Episode 0014 - Smooooth Operator: Configuring Your Architecture 🛠️ In this episode, Carl and Brandon dive deep into the world of configuration, exploring various methods for system, app, and user-facing config. Starting with hard-coded values and whether there is ever a time for hard-coding, weighing the benefits and drawbacks. The conversation then shifts to configuration files, including web.con...

Episode 0013 - What is the Cloud☁️? Carl and Brandon delve into the fundamentals of cloud computing, exploring its definition, history, key components, and the various "types" of clouds such as public, private, and hybrid. The hosts also highlight the numerous benefits of cloud computing, including cost efficiency, scalability, flexibility, and enhanced security. The episode also addresses common...

Episode 0012 - Words Mean Things In our latest podcast episode, Carl and Brandon explored the fundamental aspects of cloud computing, focusing on Regions, Availability Zones, Quota, and Capacity. They discussed how regions are collections of zones, each with high-bandwidth, low-latency network connections, and the importance of deploying applications across multiple zones and regions to ensure fau...

Episode 0011 - m*cro-services Carl and Brandon delve into the fascinating world of microservices, starting with a brief introduction and a comparison to macro-services like monolithic and modular monolith architectures. We explored the evolution from monolithic architectures to microservices, highlighting the advantages such as scalability, agility, resilience, and technology diversity. We also di...

Episode 0010 - Risky Bidness: Ripped from the Headlines In this episode, Carl and Brandon explored the recent CrowdStrike outage and the lessons to take from the event as it relates to high availability, business continuity, and disaster recovery (HA/BCDR) strategies in the cloud. The incident underscored the need for redundancy, swift response, and well-defined recovery procedures. Surprisingly,...

Episode 0009 - Knowing Your (Cloud) Tools In this episode, we delve into the world of "Cloud Tooling". We explore how different cloud platforms take similar approaches to tooling, with a variety of tools such as command-line interfaces (CLIs), RESTful APIs (and even gRPC), as well as programming language-specific SDKs. We discuss the spectrum of Graphical User Interfaces (GUIs) and Command Line In...