Character Debates

Welcome to the final episode of the Character Debates podcast and what an absolute treat we're dropping this week!  On this one, Ronald McDonald debates a footless diabetic on whether McDonalds is a threat to Society! Listen to this rapid funny argument as they discuss ball pits, McDonald lawsuits, and the dirty meaning behind the gold arches! All judged by a franchise owner who is facing a moral...

This week, Character Debates drops the best podcast episode that money doesn't have to buy! On the show, we have a narcissistic billionaire debating a self made hundredaire on does money buy happiness? Listen to them discuss if we should allow poor people near your nice things, drinking expensive coffee that is pooped by a civic cat, and the perfect broke date! All judged by a single woman who is...

Character Debates is dropping a totally gnarly episode this week as a 80's tribute singer takes on a bitter disco musician over if the 80's had the best Music of all time!   Listen to them wig out over hair metal bands, cringey power ballads, and why Michael Jackson sucks. All judged by a classical rock DJ from Des Moine, Iowa.   Moderator: Michael Harrison   Ronda Rocket: Nina Tarr   Gary Groove:...

On another Podium topping Character Debates eouside, we welcome a 28 Olympic medal winner Michael Phelps and a disgruntled Parisian man as they debate if the Olympic games are good for Society! Listen to them discuss including how much money Olympic athletes make, if the games should be more body positive, and why swimming sports should have sharks! All judged by a nepo baby who wants to know if h...

We have a toe tapping episode this week as Sylvester Stallone joins us to debate a Musical actress on if Musicals are the Highest Form of Entertainment! Come listen to some talented bickering about overacting, Bollywood movies, and how bad Sylvester is at singing! All judged by a guy who uses entertainment to avoid his own reality. Moderator: Michael Harrison Sylvester Stallone: Daniel Ares Chloe...

We are heavy into election season, and the Character Debates podcast is doing a special episode this week as we try to figure out if volunteers should get paid! That's right. Come listen to a loyal homeless volunteer as he debates the fringe Presidential candidate that he is volunteering for, Tasty Tyrone Perkins! Listen to them tackle such issues as reparations, washing white men, and lawn sign i...

We got a ferocious faceoff to kick off season 4! This week we welcome a guy who has survived 44 shark attacks to debate a shark aquarist who was once saved by sharks!   Listen to the horrific details as they debate if sharks need LASIK eye surgery, why it's difficult to punch a shark in the nose and how leopard sharks are pretty much swimming mean girls! All judged by a guy who thinks goats deserv...

Final episode of Season 3 and we're capping it off with the king...sort of! The Character Debates pod welcomes an Elvis Impersonator and the President of the Elvis Presley Fan Club so they can argue if imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Listen to this insane debate as they spew hot takes on Elvis Impersonator contests, if cloning is more flattering, and the proper reaction to an impersonato...

Take the Tide Pods out of your mouth and get ready for another classic! We're trying to figure out if Tik Tok should be banned for the good of all mankind! Listen to Tik Tok Dad argue with a man whose life was ruined by the popular app on such things as dancing nurses, cyber bullying, and how to make elephant toothpaste! All judged by a guy who reviews soup! Moderator: Michael Harrison Tik Tok Dad...

We're doing some guy talk this week on Character Debates as we figure out if modern men are little bitches!!! Watch the lack of testerone as a modern man who likes to cry argues with a Tradcon woman that would scare Marjorie Taylor Greene! Listen to them exchange sassy retorts on such topics as beards, whiskey, and allowing your girlfriend to get satisfied by another guy while you watch! All judge...

We have another Character Debates episode that is so good, you'll want to throw us something extra for making it. On this one, we have a coffee shop owner debating an unsatisfied customer on if tipping should be abolished! Get ready for a heated one as they talk about what the proper tip % is, why barbers don't deserve extra money, and how Illinois is the worst at gratuity.  All judged by a confus...

Come pass a good time with us this week as we get to know about the Big Easy! We have a scrappy Boston bartender debating a Creole pastry chef straight on if New Orleans should be removed from America!   Find out if one of America's most interesting cities is worth keeping as they discuss drunk ghosts, why witch doctors don't enlist in the army, and tying up your pet alligator to a fire hydrant. A...

The heat is on us as we hammer one of America's most revered and sacred institutions...violent cops! That's right. In this one, a trigger happy cop debates a guy he shot 14 times for littering on should cops be allowed to use force!   Don't defund this podcast and listen as we discuss such things as why everyone should blindly trust people who only graduated high school, should cops be given softe...

Hey Heathens! We are feeling ourselves this week as we deliver another top notch episode on the original sin...Pride! That's right! We have a hot vapid Nightclub chick debating the Hunchback of New Jersey on Should Pride be one of the 7 Deadly Sins? They explore this topic by discussing such things as Gay Pride, wearing beer pong medals, and why parallel parking is for ugly people. All judged by a...

Hot button topic alert this week as Character Debates delves into the border crisis. No, not that one! The Northern border crisis!!!! Listen to a Justin Trudeau hating, Alberta oilfield worker debate a xenophobic American on if America should shut down the Canadian border! Learn more about this touchy subject as we analyse Canadian on Canadian crime, Dog killing moose, and if Canadian weather is a...

Valentines Day is around the corner and Character Debates thought it would be as good time as any to decide if short people should be loved. In this one, a woman who only dates tall men debates a self described short king who carries around a step ladder everywhere he goes. Listen to the passion fly as they talk about back problems, defending a woman from muggers, and how tall guys are more likely...

No argument is more heated than one between a married couple! That's why this one is a scorcher as a lesbian debates if gays should still be allowed to get married with her unhappily married spouse! Watch them tackle this antiquated argument as they cover pet marriage, bar fights, and the plight of jobless wedding DJ's. All judged by a guy who is marriage curious . Moderator: Michael Harrison Mary...

No debating that 2023 was a crazy year, but did it suck? This Character Debates retrospective episode tackles that question with a heavily botoxed George Santos debating an arms dealer who sells bullets and medical supplies. Listen and learn as they talk about numerous 2023 stories including wealthy UPS drivers, movies that skinny shame plumbers, and why 81 year old presidents are too young for th...

Live from New York...it's another episode of Character Debates!!! We got a big time episode this week as the legendary Adam Sandler joins us to debate a bitter rejected sketch performer on if Saturday Night Live should be cancelled after its 50th season! Listen to this hysterical yell fight as they discuss bad auditions, laughing during sketches, and how bad Robert Downey Junior was on the show. A...

The Christmas holidays are nothing without a good argument. So this week, we supply a heated one as a Clausophobic Man debates a cigarette smoking, alcoholic Mall Santa on if Mall Santa's should be retired from X-mas. Get ready for a whole lotta yelling as they clash about lying to children, pinching elves butts, and Santa bullying! All judged by the owner of the Make It Rain Shopping Center! Mode...

Bonjour Character Debate fans! We are going French this week as we decide if France is #1!!! So get a baguette, sit back and listen in as a Belgium hating french pastry chef debates an ignorant Florida mom! This podcast covers everything you need to know about France including frog legs, effeminate men, and why the French don't like to smile! Judging this international riot is the murderous alien,...

Character Debates brings you one of the most highly anticipated debates of the year as the 45th President returns to argue with his mortal enemy Hillary Clinton on Is Donald Trump the Greatest U.S. President of all Time? Listen in as they discuss stopping phone terrorism, helping rich people, and why Abraham Lincoln had it easier. All judged by a guy who loves presidents way too much! Moderator: M...

Character Debates has got a treat for you this week as a woman who likes to wear sexy nurse outfits Is squaring off against a Halloween Traditionalist on if Halloween should be sexualized! Listen to their ghoulish argument about such things as scaring children, Ted Bundy, and why Halloween is a great time to get erections. All judged by an ex-Jehovah Witness who is about to celebrate his first Hal...

This week we got a healthy debate on a very unhealthy habit! Join us as a conspiracy touting chain smoker argues with a murderous non smoker on if People should be Allowed to Smoke in Public! See whose arguments goes up in smokes as they debate ceiling stains, lighting up in a shower and why smokers should be beheaded! All judged by Marjorie Taylor Greene!   Moderator: Michael Harrison Morton Down...

Character Debates has an episode this week that will make you happy to live for! In this one, an emo woman and a happy finnish guy try to figure out if life is nothing but a soul crushing journey meant to torture our souls! Catch this meaningful episode as they discuss if wealth brings happiness, whale reincarnation, and if Finland is full of sociopaths, All judged by an existential philosopher wh...