Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Join us for the first of a brand new two part Charlie and Jim adventure. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chil...

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others. David Hasslehoff! He's in for a shock. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound ef...

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fresh appetite for brains...  Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find u...

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn’t even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt’s got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an eye on Kev for a very special part. Meanwhile Warren has a BIG problem. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effec...

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.z...

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers. The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and K...

Cat Noir presents Part Two of their musical: Super Chupacabra. Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur and his team prepare traps to catch the beast as a mysterious sexy, monster blows up their boat. Follow the twists and turns as the Hunters find they have become the hunted. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sour...

Cat Noir presents Part One of their musical: Super Chupacabra. After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and search for the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilv...

Two rouges concoct a plan to claim life insurance from their rather clumsy friend Hector. But how difficult could it be to kill someone whose life is a walking disaster? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers and Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @Catnoirpodcast Geoff the Bak...

Cat Noir is a character-based, fully scored, fortnightly comedy series that masquerades as a podcast. Imagine a world where podcasts are more than just audio; they’re immersive experiences. That what it's hosts Matt and Kev find out when they start on their podcast journey. Every fortnight, you’ll follow the fortunes and misfortunes of an ever-growing cast of characters. All of whom thought they w...

Kev and Matt track Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London just in time for a plot of movie-sized proportions to unfold. Join us for the conclusion of a special festive double episode, where love and dry roasted peanuts are in the air, and party door staff can be a little irate. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced,...

When a cosy Cat Noir Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road in a bid to save the season. Join us for the first part of a festive double episode, where Danny Peaks is selling the ultimate stocking-filler, Mr Godwin learns some cold truths about Christmas traditions, and Dale Alan interviews a special guest on Digging Deeper. Did anyone bring any trifle? Written, performed, pr...

Matt and Kev get a strange letter as we visit Egypt to find out how a Cat God became the narrator on a comedy podcast. The 34th death in Cat Noir has been reached starting the #35 protocol. DO NOT PANIC. Who will die 35th? All will be revealed, and nothing will be the same again. Geoff the Baker wasn't #35. He wants it known that his trouser size is actually 34/31. He was insistent that I include...

EPISODE 35: Patrick MacNee probes the story of two of the most active serial killers of our time in this very special episode of The TV Crime documentary "Harmed to Death." Over the last 18 months during the Cat Noir Comedy Podcast there have been exactly 34 on screen deaths. Now this may sound like a coincidence but believe me, it's not. Our final, 35th death has not let happened, but when it doe...

An ancient horror. A terrible curse that strikes without warning, without remorse, without any real meaning. Join Matt and Kev for a special Hallowe'en adventure so terrifying that, according to Warren: "you'll definitely soil yourself". Don't worry though; if things get too scary, you can always call Ghost Frighteners...   Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to trick or treat...

Duke Render tries to save the Titanic but gets stuck in a reoccurring nightmare. Lead, Lead Detective Michaels has a house call to make. Digging Deeper finally gets a touch of class, whilst Geoff and Petunia are plagued by a screaming banshee. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode because he couldn't be bothered. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin...

Craig Crayons helps a hoarder, Dr Pentagram makes some unusual diagnoses, and we finally learn the ancient secrets of origami. Meanwhile, on Over The Fence, Lionel and Richie talk us through some of their favourite seasonal foods... but what are they really up to?   Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode for political reasons.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited...

Do you have a theft/arson/disappearance that can not be explained? Then maybe you need the services of the Great Panthera Detective: The Pink Tiger. Visit him at his mansion and relax in one of the many planning rooms, whilst explaining your problems and being waited on by his butler, Burrowing Owl. However, the price paid is never money. Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as all his...

A night of particularly heavy rain spells disaster for Bundy and Ted on Stargazing Live, as the exits are blocked, trapping them in the observatory. Luckily, thanks to a fortuitously timed competition win, they'll have plenty to eat. Elsewhere, Malcolm is trying to find the right sort of applicant to hire at Animal Help...   Geoff the baker may not actually be a baker. More to follow.  ...

Ian and Stella are back in the studio, but Juggy Brown wants his revenge. Carl Terminator gets his own TV Show, Cunch of Bunts release a new single and the Tour De France passes by, but the big question is, how many sheep make a "Shep?" Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode as he is busy recycling. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artw...

Season 3 kicks off with Dale Alan asking more probing questions on Digging Deeper. Meanwhile, a scandal at the Twurzels factory leads Lead Lead Detective Michaels to uncover a controversy so sinister, it sparks a chocolate ripple across the entire Cat Noir universe, but why does Demi Moore keep phoning?   Geoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to Covid 19 travel restrictions.&nbs...

Part 4: The Quest for the Stone. Separated from Jim and forced to take his search to Morocco, Charlie seeks out the final painting, whilst Jim has a strange encounter in the snow, and A. Sean Bean proves without a shadow of a doubt that two Jim's isn't necessarily a good thing.   Join Charlie and Jim on their final leg of their adventure in the concluding part of the Hollywood Action Movie, w...

Part 3: Risky Business After a narrow escape from The Great Ostrich Casino in Vegas, Charlie and Jim head to Washington DC Comics to find the third painting. Only, A. Sean Bean's has plans too. And now the FBI are watching... Join Charlie and Jim's adventure in the third episode of this 4 part Hollywood Action Movie.  Where lives are lost, trust is short, and Senator Porkchop shows us how the...

Part Two: A Whole heap of Art. After a visit to The Great London Museum of Englishness, Charlie and Jim are pursued across the city by A. Sean Bean and his goons. Aided by a mysterious but helpful German woman who could be easily mistaken for Arnold Schwarzenegger, the two leave England to widen their search for more paintings in the grand ole US of A.    Join Charlie, Jim, and maybe Ste...

Part 1: Forgotten Treasures Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on the back of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much? Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve...