Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Season Nine Coming Soon   Season 9 will be released around August 2026 and will including the following 12 episodes: Everyone needs therapy The Pie Man Saga Part 1 The Pie Man Saga Part 2 The Pie Man Saga Part 3 Last chance to die Dual A tale of two idiots Not a Clip show Death Match 3000 And three other mystery stories #mystery Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sande...

Patrick MacNee presents the first episode of his new podcast, showcasing recent finds of missing TV. Expect duelling children's presenters, chickens and chaffinches, excellent theme tunes and a line from the biggest movie of all time, ever. You will be so pleased that you can only imagine the visuals.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Some...

Matt has travelled back in time to save the podcast and possibly the world. (Although we might be exaggerating that bit.) All he needs to do is steal a piece of paper from his comedy partner and ensure it is burnt. Now that sounds easy, but this is Matt we are talking about, and the decisions he makes in the past are surely going to affect the future.   Written, performed, produced, directed...

It's episode 100 but due to an error on the production paperwork, Kev has accidentally listed the Podcast as starting 100 years earlier than it did, pushing the show out of copywrite. Finding that someone is taking advantage of the situation and releasing their own stories using Cat Noir characters, all Matt and Kev need to do now is to travel back in time to sort this mess out. Luckily for them,...

Are you hungry for more whelk-based action? Then join us for a nature-runs-amok story that critics are already calling: “the third whelk-based tale in a whelk-based trilogy”.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker is no longer baki...

The whelk selling industry might be booming, but can a single humble whelk seller maintain monopoly against a rising sea of competitive business? Join us back on the promenade to find out.   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker wishes...

How much do you really know about the high-pressure business of whelk selling on a seaside promenade? Whatever your answer might be, things are all about to change…   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff t...

Mr Godwin is looking for love. Unfortunately he is looking for it on an app provided by his new next door neighbour who has built a casino in his loft. Can Mr Godwin beats the odds to find love before the council offices open on Wednesday or has he had his chips?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapspla...

Mr Godwin can't get any rest, as his new neighbour is making too much noise, so he turns to his old friend Agony Aunt to find a solution. Will the council help before Mr Godwin is forced to seek the advice of MC Hammer?   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodc...

Filthy, frazzled, foul-smelling, and largely friendless in a world too big to make sense, Stargazers Bundy and Ted are faced with some difficult choices in their quest to return to normal size. Part 4 of a 4 part story.   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast...

With the butterflies disgruntled and woodlice chomping on the floorboards, Stargazers Bundy and Ted hope for more promising answers from the return of Tim the ladybird. Meanwhile, elsewhere, the greenfly don’t seem too happy. Part 3 of a 4 part story.   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find...

With a whole new perspective of the observatory floor, stargazers Bundy and Ted meet some of the wildlife and learn what they really think about humans. Part 2 of a 4 part story.   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker proudly announces...

Stargazers Bundy and Ted are in for a fun surprise at the hands of a strange new mystery parcel, which comes complete with incredibly vague instructions. Part 1 of a 4 part story.   Written, performed, produced, directed, and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker proudly announces...

Welcome to Cat Noir Comedy Podcast Season 8. The weekly season. Join us every 7 days for 12 weeks of fun. Bundy I shrunk the Ted 1 Bundy I shrunk the Ted 2 Bundy I shrunk the Ted 3 Bundy I shrunk the Ted 4 Home under the hammer Dates are not the only fruit War of the Whelks (Part One) War of the Whelks (Part Two) Revenge of the Whelks Public Domain The Knowing Wink of Podcast Zero Patrick MacNee's...

Announcement: Cat Noir will be releasing 12 episodes weekly from Feb 2026 and then again later in the year.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.  Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.  Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast   Geoff the Baker...

The four survivors of Flight 935 have been saved, but at what cost. As a devious plot to restart a chocolate empire puts Insert and Agatha in danger, Danny and Warren are forced to complete a dangerous mission in the heart of occupied Herring territory and not everyone is getting out alive.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Mais...

The four survivors of flight 935 have been stranded on the island again, but this time it won't be for long.  After covering themselves in feathers to keep cool, Warren's past catches up with him and Insert and Agatha are kidnapped by a birdwatcher.  Danny just wants to get home and put his feet up.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sande...

Celebrity chef Honk Romsey and his team randomly pitch up at Kev’s house to record an episode of his hit kitchen television show.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.  Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.  Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast &...

Today we join Keith and Chris on the frontline of a training session all about the complexities of safely managing risk in the workplace. Participation is mandatory.   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.  Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.  Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Fi...

Join Dale Alan for the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview Hollywood actor and all round legend Brian Breynolds on a specially extended episode of Digging Deeper. Brian’s not actually here yet, though he’s definitely on his way. Luckily, someone else is keen to fill in for him, and she swears she has a story to tell. Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to some elephants pla...

You wanna know what's gonna happen, don't you? Maybe it's for the best you just listen. You can never have too much of a good thing. Curiosity is healthy and can be wise, but sometimes you need to know when to leave well alone. Just get out whilst you still can. Can you hear bagpipes? Oh my god! RUN!   Travelling by train, Chip Mason and Gavin Walters find themselves on the run from a bizarre...

Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a story remarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now... haven’t they? All celebrity voices impersonated. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. "Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sa...

A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .  Geoff the Baker went bowling. Cat Noir is a character ba...

Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready. Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits. Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you. Written, performed, pr...

In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single: Kaboom! (End of the World)   Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com C...