Cane & Corey

We asked ChatGPT if we’re hot—big mistake. It called Jai a solid 10, so clearly it’s broken. Meanwhile, we’ve scientifically calculated the ideal distance and duration for a vacation (aka: just far enough to ghost your responsibilities). Oh, and in case you missed it, according to some rando with a doomsday blog, the world ends today! Stick around for that and way more chaos!

Kevan and Jai run the show and things get very weird! From bad "texters" to gay things.....we touch on it all! PLUS much more!

Baseball? More like Gaysball! Also, if you make your cat sail to Hawaii with you, are you a total douchecanoe? Let's unpack that — and so much more absurdity!

Don’t let that sweet smile fool you—Cassie’s got a wild sidethat would make your grandma clutch her pearls. Cane is still plotting his Great Escape from a wedding like it’s Mission: Impossible. And Corey? He might be heading to Turkey… not for the kebabs, but for a hair-raising transformation. And that’s just the beginning!

Kanye’s back on his nonsense — but let’s be honest, at this point it’s basically a hobby. Meanwhile, some genius decided booze makes food taste better (shocking discovery, Sherlock). We also dive into the wildly controversial topic of how many past partners is “too many” — and let’s just say... the bar is in the basement. All that and way too much more in this week’s chaos!

Some lawsuits these days are so bonkers, even your toaster could sue you for emotional distress. Seriously, folks—maybe try a hobby that doesn’t involve courtrooms and chaos? Also, would you donate an organ to a loved one, or would you just offer them your Netflix password and call it a day? And guess what? “OOC” is back, it’s wild, it’s weird, and it absolutely delivers. All that and more—you don...

Just when we thought we’d uncovered all of Jai’s skeletons, another closet pops open. Turns out Hollywood isn’t just shady—it’s a full-blown eclipse, especially with their latest plot twist. And who has the wildest blind date story of all time? Go ahead, take a guess… (No, seriously, guess. It’s ridiculous.) All that and a whole lot more chaos coming your way!

Corey finally met his match in the Initials Game because Jai sucks AND a woman so unhinged, she unleashed a full-blown diarrhea explosion on the hood of a own car after a road rage incident, like it was some kind of twisted exorcism. And folks, that’s just the opening act!

That eternal mystery: Should you confront your neighbor, or just silently curse them while mowing your lawn? We finally (sort of) debate it. Bill Belichick—once a football warlord, now basically a human golden retriever. What happened?! And yes, there’s so much more , because we love chaos.

We invent your new favorite curse word—use it wisely (or at least not on your spouse). Meanwhile, Jai’s hotel room has reached a new level of disgusting—we can smell it through the screen. And social media? It’s like high school had a baby with a megaphone and zero supervision. Plus, way more chaotic goodness!

Would you trust a robot sold by Jai? Cane sure wouldn’t — and honestly, can you blame him? That’s like buying sushi at a gas station. Plus, we’re tackling the true nightmare: being trapped on a plane with a professional farter. Oh, and Shedeur Sanders? He’s officially written his own destiny... here's some advice - less talking and way more playing. All that and a whole lot more chaos!

It’s Free-for-All Friday , and what better way to kick things off than with a brand new game: "Ask The Blacks"! We’re diving headfirst into the wild world of rock music’s greatest opening lines and spoiler alert: Cane’s not the only one with an uncomfortably close relationship with his doctor’s finger. All that, and a whole lot more chaos, coming your way!

Warning: Spraying this in your underwear is like signing up for a one-way trip to Rashville — population: you. Also, we’re debuting our new game “Normal or Nope” (spoiler: it’s mostly Nope). And hey, does anyone actually get why marriage is still a thing? Like... are we doing it for the cake? Let's discuss. All this chaos — and more!

Katy Perry’s pants are on fire—we’re unraveling the "real" Blue Origin saga. Coachella? More like a dust-swept fever dream of influencers and newbies shouting “Who even is that?” And in the showdown of the century, Kevan Kenney absolutely steamrolls Jai in the Initials Game. PLUS, much more!

Jai finally comes to terms with a deep truth (cue the dramatic music), unlocking a bit of freedom and probably a new yoga pose. Meanwhile, Cane and Rick drag us headfirst into yet another rabbit hole — and they are sooooo believable. Turns out, everything you’ve been taught might just be a well-dressed lie. Add a dash of chaos, a pinch of conspiracy, and you've got a whole lot more where that...

It’s Confession Friday , baby — where secrets spill faster than a wine glass at brunch. This week, we air it all out! Maybe it’s not the race card… maybe you’re just a full-blown “Karen”. Then we ask life’s biggest question: can money really buy happiness, or just better snacks? All that and some juicy extras you didn’t know you needed!

The April Fools’ pranks we’ve pulled (and fallen for) are legendary—some hilarious, some borderline illegal. From bizarre health drinks that taste like regret to diet fads that make eating air look filling, we’re diving into the madness… and so much more!

A pilot forgot his passport. Another one scraped a wing. At this point, planes are flying themselves out of embarrassment. Meanwhile, if you're dying to talk about yourself, try the new trend sweeping the nation: Boomer Asking . And in today's episode of "Wait, What?" — Corey drops periodic table facts so hard, Cane needed a periodic break. All that and more chaos coming up!

Cane and Rick reporting live from Turks and Caicos — Bloody Marys in hand, sunburns pending, and a background so perfect it looks like they Zoomed it in.

Confession Fridays are back, and—surprise, surprise—Jai derails it faster than a toddler on a sugar high. Being married to that woman... yeah, we kinda feel for Alec Baldwin now. Also, we dust off "Is It Racist?" and, well, let’s just say it gets spicier than a Carolina Reaper. All that chaos and so much more! Buckle up!

It’s been five long years since the worst song ever assaulted our eardrums, and we’re here to relive the trauma with you. Meanwhile, we’ve had a shocking change of heart—Wendy Williams might actually be making sense (who knew?!). Oh, and breaking news: Corey has finally conquered the 4th grade and is officially moving up to the big leagues—5th grade, baby! All that and way more chaos inside!

Just when you thought life had hit rock bottom, you find out there's a trap door labeled Toxic Positivity , Kanye West is out here speedrunning humiliation, and our former employer is hosting yet another season of Survivor: Corporate Bloodbath —but wait, there's more!

We all know we've got some freeloading parasites hanging around, but we were today years old when we found out some of y’all have ‘em down there —yes, ladies, we’re talking about those unexpected guests. We put Spuducer Jai through a wellness (or should we say not-so-wellness? ) check, and Corey goes head-to-head with the ultimate intellectual powerhouse... a 4th grader in “Is Corey smarter Th...

No need to panic—Detective Cane and Corey are on the case a true mystery! They conclude it was the librarian, in the stufy with the candlestick that did it! Travis Kelce still isn’t retiring. Good news: that means we get a few more years of watching Taylor Sw—uh, we mean the NFL . Plus, we play "A Fight in 5 Words," and let’s just say, things get spicy . All that and more!

Alec Baldwin is back in the headlines—but for once, we might actually be on his side. That said, let's be real... the man’s way past his prime for any neck-snapping action. Meanwhile, TikTok has outdone itself with yet another brain-cell-sacrificing challenge that might just take the crown for dumbest one yet. And guess what? "Is Corey Smarter Than..." makes a triumphant return as we put his IQ (o...