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Welcome to Robyn’s Valentine’s Day special! Nothing says true love like deep dark secrets. Today we open the lines to hear the secrets your partners never found out. Will that change after this episode? We have a TOP secret confession from one of your favorite friends you don’t want to miss. Robyn also has a very big announcement to share with you. Listen in to find out. Learn more about your ad c...

With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, candy is everywhere you look. But we all know nothing is sweeter than revenge. On today’s episode Robyn reads your letters about getting revenge. Listen in for stories about mean girls, old flames, busted bullies, misplaced desserts, and more! Plus, was all of this revenge deserved? You decide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright, kids. You asked for it. Today’s episode is a non-stop end segment with Security! Tune in for games, trivia, surprise guests, and more. Robyn may be doubtful, but we think this episode is a blast. Tell us what you think. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A parent’s work is never done, but today on the pod, we’re hearing about some parents working overtime. Today Robyn takes calls about overprotective parents. Tune in for stories about dedicated chaperones, getting locked in the trunk, late-night calls to the police, Wild West Dads, precarious rope ladders, and an unfortunate stalker. Yikes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

Sometimes all you need is the advice of a good girlfriend. Today Robyn is taking your calls and letters and dishing her best advice. Listen in for dilemmas about meddling co-workers, messy roommates, shy daters, seedy boyfriends, making new friends, in-office romances, and lingering exes. Listen in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Say “I Do” to this episode as Robyn takes calls on some of the wildest wedding stories we’ve ever heard! Tune in for tales about missing grooms, deadly dancefloors, an eggplant that was NOT on the menu, a questionable wedding scam, a bride taken for ransom, and a bridesmaid needing bail! Get ready to pick your jaw up off the floor, kids. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoic...

They say that breaking up is hard to do, but some people will go to any length to avoid the tough conversation. Today on the podcast Robyn is bringing you some of the most unhinged break-up stories we’ve ever heard. Tune in to hear about ghosts of dead dads with mafia messages, AIM misshaps, permanent work trips, drive-through wedding chapels, and fabricated diagnoses. This episode is a doozy you...

Happy (almost) New Year, kids! Today, on this very special episode of Call Waiting, Robyn and Security are joined by the rest of the Schall family. Listen in as they chat with Mama and Papa Schall and the very elusive eldest brother, CIA. It’s time to ring in the new year with Robyn. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Robyn’s Holiday Party! You look marvelous. Today on the podcast, Robyn and Belinda celebrate the holidays with a few tricks up their sleeves. Sorry, Security. Then, we open the lines to hear tales of truly terrible gifts. Listen in to hear about embarrassing moms, pre-break-up gifts, clueless husbands, and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steamy episode alert! Today on the podcast, Robyn is joined by gal pal Belinda to discuss her highly anticipated romantic evening in Paris. She’s giving you all the juicy details. Then, we open the lines to hear your wildest vacation hook-up stories. Listen for tales of being ditched at the airport, finding the one, hickies on tour, and nannies on yachts. You don’t want to miss it. Learn more abou...

Should I or shouldn’t I… that is the question. This week Robyn opens up the lines to a series of “should” questions from the listeners and offers her best advice for what you to do next. She answers a handful of listener DMs before taking calls featuring some challenging questions: Should I have another kid? Is it okay to pursue feelings for a friend? And when is it time to make a job change? Secu...

Like it or not, most of us have had the unique displeasure of getting fired from our jobs, and today we’re feeling the heat. Robyn kicks up this episode with her own story about faking it to make it with the WWE. Then we open up the lines to hear your worst termination tales. Listen in to hear about a coach who goes too far, an old lady with a vendetta, a boss who acts like a toxic ex-boyfriend, a...

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Today, on Call Waiting, Robyn is on a mission to spread the fuzzy feeling of thankfulness all around. We’re switching things up and reaching out to the loved ones of listeners who have truly touched their lives. Get ready for laughter, tears, and more laughter. Plus, all the things about Security that Robyn is NOT thankful for. Tune in! Learn more about your ad choice...

After weeks on the road, Robyn and Security have had their fair share of Airbnb experiences, for better or worse. Robyn kicks off this week’s episode with her own story about a battle royale with a greedy Airbnb host. Then we open up the lines to our listeners to share stories about furry intruders, a room with a hatch (?!), a pitch-black parking lot, a nude stranger, and hosts that just can’t tak...

Robyn is back in the studio after weeks on tour, and boy, does she have some stories to tell. Listen in as she and Security recount some hilarious moments from the last few weeks on the road. We also receive calls from a few special guests to tell us about Robyn’s Town Hall show. Listen in for the behind-the-scenes mayhem you’ve been waiting for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

Another day another dollar… and another episode of Call Waiting! This week, we're getting into all the crazy things we do for money, and Robyn kicks off with a story that starts willingly getting dropped off in the woods for a few bucksa and ends up with a trip to the ER (worth it!). Then, back by popular demand, Belinda comes in to fill in for Security! We open up the lines to our listeners and f...

It’s that spooky, scary time of year…and what could be scarier than Security running the soundboard?! Today on the Call Waiting Halloween Special, Robyn kicks things off with her very own ghost story. Then, we open up the lines to hear your most horrifying and haunted tales. Don’t miss out on stories about ghost daddies in the kitchen, Abe Lincoln sightings, daughters who can summon the dead, a gh...

A “visit from Aunt Flo,” the “Crimson Tide,” “that time of the month”...regardless of what you call it, many of us are stuck with it every month. Today on Call Waiting we’re chatting with a brave few willing to let us in on their most embarrassing period moments. Robyn kicks off today’s episode with her own embarrassing #periodfail in her ex-boyfriend’s brand-new car. Then, we open up the lines fo...

This week, Robyn is joined by comedian, speaker, and disability activist Pamela Rae Schuller! Pamela (@pamelacomedy) opens up about growing up with Tourette's Syndrome and how it influenced everything from her career to her dating life. Speaking of, Robyn gets the dirt on Pamela’s experience dating on camera for Jewish Matchmaking on Netflix. Robyn and Pamela bond over growing up with disabilities...

The holidays are approaching, which means awkward family encounters for all. Robyns kicks off today’s episode with her own Thanksgiving fail…(Security was forced to stand through dinner). Then we open up the lines and for some wild holiday mayhem. Don’t miss out on stories about a drunken toilet debacle, trips to the ER, major Barbie trauma, an erection that just wouldn’t quit, and more. Learn mor...

This week, Robyn starts off with a story from her early days about her struggles with reading and how she got by for years without anyone noticing. Then she brings in another member of the Schall family, Sammy Schall! Sammy opens up about his double life as a drag queen (@worshipherdrag) and how he balances both. They get all into Sammy’s early experiences in the family and what led him down the p...

We all know honesty is the best policy, but sometimes a little dishonesty is the best strategy! This week, Robyn is opening up the lines to hear all your fibs, white lies, and embellishments, along with the crazy stories that followed them. Robyn kicks it off with a story about that time at sleepaway camp when she made everyone believe she had a boyfriend who sent her letters all summer long, when...

This week no one is safe, and Security finds himself directly in the line of fire. It’s time to air all your dirty family secrets! Robyn kicks it off with a story about her mother’s embarrassing internet presence before turning her attention directly to several of Security’s embarrassing moments (which there are many of.) Then it’s time to open up the lines to the listeners, and we hear some wild...

This week, Security is taking the day off, so naturally its the perfect time to get a little kinky! Robyn kicks us of with a wild story of some sexy roleplaying from her past and then introduces the guest co-host for the week, Belinda Boxer. Then its time to hear from our listeners, who bring all manner of jaw-dropping stories indluding thigh strangling, stomach obsessions, and golden showers, and...

Today we are taking a hazy trip down memory lane to hear some wacky stories about have one too many… or many too many! Robyn kicks it off with a wild story about an alcohol fueled late night food ordering extravaganza before opening up the lines and hearing from our listeners. From these listeners, we hear outlandish stories about a potential kidnapping in Amsterdam, a chatoic New Orelans trip and...