Cage Old Question

LIVE (pre-recorded) from NEW YORK (Los Angeles) it's SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! (Cage Old Question Podcast w/ your hosts Artoun and Christina!). Artoun and Christina venture back to the hallowed halls of 30 Rock to watch Nicolas Cage do a 5 minute bit during weekend update. Are our two hosts exhausted? Is Artoun traveling? Was Cage actually serving in this? Listen in to find out! Join us next week a...

Artoun and Christina are master thieves ready for Stolen (2012). They wonder how the director from Con Air could make a film that was just not as fun, ponder on the ramifications of another Nicolas Cage film taking place in New Orleans again, and fight to the death! Join us next week as we go back to sketch comedy with another episode of SNL (2012). Don't forget to rate & review the pod, s...

Artoun and Christina are ready to ride again with Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) [RATED PG-13]. They are joined by fellow goofball Matt Jeakle and previous Cage alumni Emma Steinkellner to help break down the insanity in this movie! Why does ghost rider piss fire, should monks be allowed to have little boys, and most importantly get on the right side of history with whether or not Cage sh...

Artoun and Christina are setting their alarm codes for Trespass (2011) [RATED R]. They are once again joined by an old sponsor of the show Marcus Hunter who helps breaks down a mysterious character Petal's arc, find out why everyone is wearing so many glasses, and determine if Nicolas Cage's character makes any sense talking about business Join us next week as we ride on fire again for Gho...

Artoun and Christina have been wronged and are Seeking Justice (2011) [RATED R]. They are joined by renowned Chicago comedian Charles Pettit who tells us the wildest tale of watching this film, Cage in Orleans, and what to buy him when he's performing at Costco Join us next week as we lock our doors for Trespass (2011) [Rated R] ! Don't forget to rate & review the pod, subscribe on you...

Artoun and Christina escaped from hell for Drive Angry (2011) [RATED R]. For the first time they are joined but not one but two guests, Michael Christian & Rob Scerbo as they swerve their way through 3D questions like why is the cult so boring, what does a golf swing sound like, and is this the most incredible movie ever!? (The answer is yes) Join us next week as we look for revenge in Seeking...

Artoun and Christina are crusading into uncharted territory with Season of the Witch (2011) [RATED PG-13]. They are joined by a powerhouse in all things witchy Lea Cuello who helps our hosts unsheathe the truth about this film. Are Ron Perlman and Nicolas Cages buddy cop dynamic good for this movie? Why are witches bad? And most importantly what could a sponge do? Join us next week as we rev our e...

Artoun and Christina are prepping their 401Ks for The Retirement Plan (2023). They brake down the only redeemable part of the film (Ron Perlman), agree that making a bad film can be opportunity to just hang out with your friends, and ask why Cage why. Join us next week as we go back to our regularly scheduled program with Season of the Witch (2024) [Rated PG-13]! Don't forget to rate & rev...

Artoun and Christina are strapped in for the ride with a gun to their heads with Sympathy for the Devil (2023). After bravely surviving certain death for sympathizing with the devil, they talk through Cage's commitment to this film, everything Las Vegas, and a wonderful poem by Robert Frost. Join us next week as we get old with The Retirement Plan (2023) [Rated R]! Don't forget to rate &am...

Artoun and Christina are teaming up with....themselves!? That's right it's The Flash (2023) [RATED R]. Christina proudly admits she hasn't seen the movie, Artoun tries to justify having this film on the podcast, and both our hosts mourn that we never got a Nicolas Cage Superman film. Join us next week as we feel dangerous with Sympathy for the Devil (2023) [Rated R]! Don't forget t...

Artoun and Christina are headed west to seek their destiny! And that destiny is watching Nicolas Cage in Butcher's Crossing (2023) [RATED R]. Our hosts dare to ask should white men be allowed to make these kinds of movies, what to do when the acting is good but the directing is not up to snuff, and whether Nicolas Cage should be bald from now on! Join us next week as we run to catch up with Th...

Artoun and Christina are preparing their incantations for Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) [RATED PG]. They are joined by actor and sorcerer Ed Rosini! They get into the nitty gritty of the power of a ring, lament that Cage doesn't go full Cage, and admire Alfred Molina's staunch good work as always Join us next week as we review the Butcher's Crossing (2023)[Rated R] ! Don't forge...

Artoun and Christina are suiting up and saying Big Daddy in Kick Ass (2010) [RATED R]. They are joined by actor, comedian, and online legend Jordan Myrick who helps them break down Nicolas Cages iconic performance, get into the casting of Chloe Grace Moretz, and talk about a potential Mark Strong podcast!? Join us next week as we review the Sorcerers Apprentice (2010) [Rated PG] ! Don't forget...

Artoun and Christina are BACK! And so is Nicolas Cage with more movies than ever in 2023. Have you been dreaming of this moment? Maybe this is your Dream Scenario (2023) [RATED R]. Join our hosts as they navigate the dream space, commend Nicolas Cage on his meta like performance, and talk about one of the funnier scenes in modern cinema. Join us next week as we go back for Kick Ass (2010)! Don&#39...

Artoun and Christina have seen Cage steal the Declaration of independence, tell the weather, become a superhero, predict the future, and even be an evil star nosed mole! That's right it's the 2000s episode where we review and rank all of Nicolas Cage in the 2000s. Join us next week as we kick ass with Kick Ass (2010) [Rated R]! Don't forget to rate & review the pod, subscribe on yo...

Artoun and Christina are being reincarnated….as robots? It’s Astro Boy(2009) [RATED PG]. They are joined by author Emma Steinkellner who helps discern which characters are fun drawn and which are boring drawn, how ZOD might be greatest best robot of the movie (or of all time?), and whether or not this is Nicolas Cage’s most boring role to date. Join us next week as we review the 2000s! Don't f...

Artoun and Christina are bad to the bone and they'll do anything to get to the bottom of this movie Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orelans  (2009) [RATED R]. They are joined by their hard boiled detective friend, incredible comic and actor Oscar Montoya ( Minx, UCB ) who is here to get to the bottom of why this movie is what it is, examine how Nicolas Cage has the privilege to be Nicolas C...

Artoun and Christina are furry and dangerous as they approach G-Force (2009) [RATED PG]. They are joined by avid birdwatcher Ben Debutts to help them analyze what is ostensibly a children’s movie. Ben tells our host the meaning behind big day, talks about childhood nostalgia and how that can color a film, and convinces our hosts that this might be some of Cage’s greatest voice work yet. Join us ne...

Artoun and Christina are looking into symbols with  Knowing  (2009) [RATED PG-13]. Our two hosts reminisce on their time away from the podcast, get deep into determinism vs. freewill, and commend Cage on a solid yet restrained performance. Join us next week as we forge into voice over once again with G-Force  (2009) [Rated PG]. Don't forget to rate & review the pod, subscribe on your favor...

Artoun and Christina are headed to the capital of Thailand with Bangkok Dangerous  (2008) [RATED R]. They are joined by the host of the Laying Down the Law podcast Billy DeClercq to help them break down "the second worst movie I've ever watched". Billy offers our hosts new titles for the movie, guidance on what could have made the deaf girlfriend less problematic and cringe, and good...

Artoun and Christina are saddling in for their first Nicolas Cage sequel with  National Treasure: Book of Secrets  (2007) [RATED PG]. As with any good sequel, they have a great returning cast so their guest is the incredible comic Lauren Holt ( UCB, SNL ) who we have come to recognize as Dr. National Treasure. Lauren makes the big claim that the sequel is better than the original, Artoun admires t...

Artoun and Christina are looking into the future and staying why oh why with Next   (2007) [RATED PG-13]. Artoun and Christina are completely befuddled by this movie, shaking their fists as it could have been great. They question the mechanics of Nicolas Cage's future sight, they rightfully disagree with how the FBI conducts their business, and they marvel at the worst CGI crash they've se...

Artoun and Christina are shaking their heads wondering what could possibly be going on with Werewolf Women of the SS  (2007). Released as part of the Tarantino/Rodriguez double feature Grindhouse , Werewolf Women is one of 4 trailers shown, and Artoun and Christina ask the question why did Nicolas Cage do this, does he recognize his own brand so well, and get into the nitty gritty of his recent 60...

Artoun and Christina feel like their skulls are on fire with Ghost Rider  (2007) [RATED PG-13]. They are joined by comedian and actor Madeleine Hernandez who helps bring clarity to this fiery film. She helps our host figure out whether or not the CGI holds up, admire Nicolas Cage's hard earned 6 pack, and get to the bottom of any themes present in this film. Join us next week as we Cage has a...

Artoun and Christina are screaming about the Bees, not the Bees with  The Wicker Man  (2006) [RATED PG-13]. They are joined by fellow Loyola Law School alumni Austine who is excited to be on her first ever podcast! She helps our host decide what is real and what is fake, make the correct claim that this might be one of Nicolas Cage's greatest performances, and ask whether or not women should b...