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Released from the VAULT! Artoun and Christina recorded this over a year ago. This is Gunslingers (2025) [RATED R]. We barely have a memory of recording this and due to some timing issues we never released it. Take a look as we tear this film to pieces, gripe about Nicolas Cage doing an Eddie Redmayne-esque voice that we end up loving, and question why influencers are allowed to be in period pieces...

Artoun and Christina are in the movies again with Willy's Wonderland (2021) [RATED R]. Our heroes are working the midnight shift as they attempt to piece together why this film was cast as such, praise Nicolas Cage's silent but deadly performance, and question whether or not these animatronics can come back from the dead. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina release a podcast episode...

Artoun and Christina are joining the gang for a drink at the Alcove as stakes are higher than ever....or are they! They discuss whether or not the series feels fulfilling, give Cage his flowers for doing wonderful work as a version of spider man, and give the MVP award to Janet. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina get back to business with Willy's Wonderland (2021) [RATED R]. Don't f...

Artoun and Christina are questioning should we EVEN BE PODCASTERS! What will the world bring us!? Maybe we should just take the anti-podcast antidote. Alas we won't, and we'll continue talking about Nicolas Cage acting drunk and insane, like a spider all curled up, and how good he is as the masked vigilante. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina watch the finale of Spider Noir. We will...

Artoun and Christina are checking into the hospital, but against their will! Will they survive the nefarious Doctors insidious operations, what is the legal standing of taking someone's liver sample against their will, and do the ends justify the means? That and more including Nicolas Cage acting like a real spider all in episode 6 of Spider Noir! Join us next week as Artoun and Christina watc...

Artoun and Christina are back! Much like The Spider they went away for a bit, but no matter how hard they try to stay away they will always come back. They talk in depth about what constitutes cheating when a hero saves a woman, whether or not a name can be given by audience favoritism, and of course swoon over Cage looking good in the war. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina watch Episode 6...

Artoun and Christina are half way through Spider Noir! They swing into action wondering if the middle of a tv show is always a slump, whether or not you need the superhero parts of this show to keep the excitement going, and why Nicolas Cage insisted on the movie theater scene. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina watch Episode 5 of Spider Noir. We will be watching all 8 episodes over the nex...

Artoun and Christina are swinging into action in stealth mode! They have only watched the black and white version this week which they confess is the better one! They discuss the merits of camp in a Noir verse, applaud Cage's angular features, and Christina wishes for more real spiders. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina watch Episode 4 of Spider Noir. We will be watching all 8 episodes...

Artoun and Christina are breaking the 4th bathroom wall!! They are back as is Cage to review the 2nd episode of the Spider Noir series. Our two hosts debate the black and white vs. color option, drool over the lighting, and talk about Cage's ability to be charming, if not slightly worried. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina watch Episode 3 of Spider Noir. We will be watching all 8 episo...

Artoun and Christina are back!! With Nicolas Cage gracing the silver screen, our two hosts revive the podcast to ask the greatest question of all, is Nicolas Cage the greatest actor alive. Do our hosts still think fondly of Nicolas Cage? Is he the right choice to play Spider Noir? Are they....proud? They discuss this and a lot more, so tune back in to your favorite podcast with your favorite hosts...

Artoun and Christina are back in theaters with The Surfer (2025) [RATED R]. It's been a while since our duo has braved the theater for another Cage flick and this one brought up a lot of feelings. They discuss whether this film is inherently about Australians, talk the Doll House effect of the film, and praise Cage's slow and simmering work on this Join us next week as Artoun and Christina...

Artoun and Christina are back in in the past with The Croods - A New Age (2020) [RATED PG]. They bring on a special guest who worked on the film Cailey Follet! They remark on how much fun this movie is, discuss the 2020 pandemic, and get into great detail about how Cage and the voice cast is all perfect. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina brace for death in Prisoners of the Ghostland (2021)...

Artoun and Christina are training for the 6th year invasion in Jiu Jitsu (2020) [RATED R]. They attempt to piece together the loose plot from a film that appears to be nothing more than a stunt reel, question the history of Jiu Jitsu and how the film explains it, and relax knowing that Cage's presence in this film improves it. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina go back to a beloved cartoon...

Artoun and Christina have made it through another decade of Cage! The 2010s had over 40 titles, testing our hosts but also rewarded them with some hidden gems. Artoun and Christina compare their top ten lists as well as ponder who Cage has become heading into the 2020s. Join us next week as Artoun and Christina battle for their lives in Jiu Jitsu (2020) [RATED R] ! Don't forget to rate & r...

Artoun and Christina are barricading for a hurricane with Grand Isle (2019) [NOT RATED]. They are joined by improviser, podcast host, and game designer Conner McCabe to break down this script. They argue about whether or not this should have been a cuck thriller, commend Cage for giving it his all even if the project may not have been worth it, and question Fancy's seduction. Join us next week...

Artoun and Christina are hunting for the white ghost in Primal (2019) [RATED R]. They are joined by actor, improviser, and sketch comedian Austin Williams to help break down the "too many" plots, discuss whether or not Nicolas Cage is even a good hunter in this, and how little boys can be extremely annoying. Join us next week as we get murderous in Grand Isle (2019) [RATED R] ! Don't...

Artoun and Christina are assassinos in Kill Chain (2019) [RATED R]. Frequent guest and previous sponsor Marcus Hunter joins our duos to figure out who started the kill chain, is Nicolas Cage's beard just a shade too dark, and why do we have to let cops make movies? Join us next week as we go big game hunting in Primal (2019) [RATED R] ! Don't forget to rate & review the pod, subscribe...

Artoun and Christina are just a couple of gringos involved in the drug trade with Running with the Devil (2019) [RATED R]. They disagree on whether or not a film having a plot is important, nod in agreement on Cage's realism, and question everything about the film. Join us next week as we become assassins in Killchain (2019) [RATED R] ! Don't forget to rate & review the pod, subscribe...

Artoun and Christina are looking to the sky with Color out of Space (2019) [RATED R]. They are joined this week by former commissioner of LB Zach Panozzo to help parse out this gonzo out of this world film. They break down how Cage's performance might not fit the film, get into the nitty gritty about white family dynamics, and talk a lot about alpacas. Join us next week as we put on our sneakers f...

Artoun and Christina have spent some time in the slammer and are out in A Score to Settle (2019) [RATED R]. Our two hosts are absolutely guffawed at how little revenge there is in this film, argue over whether or not this is a soap opera, and wonder if Cage is tired of these types of films We are going on a brief hiatus, but we will be back on January 6th with Color out of Space (2019) [RATED R] !...

Artoun and Christina mourn the loss of Anton Yelchin in Love, Antosha (2019) [RATED R]. This is a more somber episode where we aren't discussing Cage's work as much even though he is the narrator of Yelchin's diaries. Join us next week as we get back to our usual programming with A Score to Settle (2019) [RATED R] ! Don't forget to rate & review the pod, subscribe on your favorite platform, an...

Artoun and Christina are the one and only spider-people in Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (2018) [RATED PG]. Our two hosts marvel at the animation style even if it can be a bit over-stimulating, praise Lord and Miller's comedic sensibilities, and nod approvingly at Cage's Bogart-esque vocal performance. Join us next week as we remember Anton Yelchin in Love, Antosha (2019) [RATED R] ! Don't forg...

Artoun and Christina's souls have left their bodies with Between Worlds (2018) [RATED R]. Our two hosts are wondering if trying something artistically is worth it if you miss the mark, ponder Cage's disheveled appearance and performance, and beg for the sex scenes to stop. Join us next week as we watch a seminal piece of American cinema Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018) [RATED PG-13] ! Don't...

Artoun and Christina are a movie in a movie with Teen Titans GO! To the Movies (2018) [RATED PG]. Christina is ready to go nuclear as we discuss how this compares to the 2003 Teen Titans, explains what a good show romance is supposed to look like, and discuss Nicolas Cage doing what he needs to do. Join us next week as we get supernatural with Between Worlds (2018) [RATED R] ! Don't forget to rate...

Artoun and Christina are calling for back up in 211 (2018) [RATED R]. As Nicolas Cage dons the uniform once more, our hosts have to ask did he enjoy doing this role, his son is in it which is nice but they have no scenes together, and why did the poor bank manager have to die.  Join us next week as Nic finally gets to be superman in Teen Titans G! To the Movies (2018) [RATED PG] ! Don't forget to...