Blockbuster Nostalgia

We return with a massive 5 person pod to celebrate the holiday season. New Blockbuster Nostalgia, it's a Christmas miracle!

Like most traditions we begrudgingly follow through on our annual Netflix Christmas Rom-Com pod with 2022's Lindsay Lohan comeback vehicle. Erica rejoins and even she had a hard time with this one. Fortunately we provide you, the listener, with a myriad of changes and what ifs to make this movie 1000 times better. 

We maybe cry a little, maybe talk about the X-Men a little too much, and discuss the best possible way to be executed. We talk the 1999 powerhouse Tom Hanks drama from Steven King and Frank Darabont.

Condiment King, Circus Trains, and sexy, sexy giraffes. Obviously we're talking the 1995 hit "Clueless". 

The best video game we've ever seen, the importance of talking animals, and "The Searchers" ending that should have been. All that and the most emotional "How We Fix It" yet!

Giraffe's on trains, sun in their eyes, wind in their hair, clueless, one might say, to what's going on. Also unaware of the classic 1995 RomCom. 

Alien & human team ups, getting made fun of by other Predators, and getting a respectable job in insurance sales.

We cover ourselves in green ooze, eat 18 pounds of pizza, and totally disobey our parents, cause they just don't get what we're going through!!!.....as we discuss this childhood classic. 

It's like the old saying the best clowns make the worst doctors. What's that? It's not an old saying? It's just something that seems apparent when you watch Robin Williams commit many crimes all while doing prop comedy? Okay.

Take a bunch of great actors, make stuff explode around them, add a great Hans Zimmer score, and wa-la, a hit 90s movie. We talk Bay, Nic Cage, Video Games, 90s wrestling, and of course Sean Connery, and, I don't know, probably a bunch of other nonsense. 

John Woo gets the idea for "Face/Off", we debate what is and is not cannibalism, and Jesus Christ finally gets his long awaited PHD. 

Francisco is deep into shrooms, E.G. is deep into practical effects, and everyone is deep into 1994 Halle Berry.

We discuss the former best picture winner about the beauty and tragedy of mundane life... and also boobs. 

Once again share in our awe and wonder remembering that action movies used to have actual practical effects and stunt people and explosions. It was pretty rad. Also E.T.s vs Predators. 

We make one little mistake in this episode...also very hurtful jokes about fat people. So 2 little mistakes but only one of them can in any way be seen as racist so, I think, we're going to be okay....................................................................................................................................................

Betrayal, kinks, batman, and the most sexualy active pokemon. We must be talking about James Bond. 

Watch out for Leatherfaces. They're everywhere when internet dating. 

Have people been watching a TV show of my life this whole time?!? Man they have seen me masturbate a disturbing number of times...disturbing number.

Two idiots telling jokes about two idiots telling jokes. It's like Inception if Inception was really stupid, and also a podcast.

Julia Roberts continues her run of playing bad people in surprisingly successful movies. People in the 90s were into femdom and/or tsundere is what we're saying. 

In this episode, Escape from Christmas Polka Hell! The cult classic Christmas movie that didn't exist until 3 minutes in to us hitting record. 

Know what Christmas needs? More decapitations and Barbarians!

We talk about James Bond in this super timely episode that is what, 2 months too late to capitalize on "No Time to Die". 

E.G. doesn't know Saved By the Bell, Francisco doesn't know sports, nobody knows Richard Nixon's wife, but we all know that this is a pretty darn good movie. 

I want someone to look at me the way Billy Crystal looks at that baby cow.