Beepers After Dark

To the moon! Following the gummy-grab in episode 56, the B.A.D. cast blasted off into space with one cat who jumped a little too HIGH. Come belatedly celebrate the high holiday with your favorite Massholes and discover how podcast editing is thrown into complete disarray when substance is favored over technical acumen. Featured Songs: “Flower Garden” (from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island) – Qu...

Back in the open-air studio of Criscat's back deck, the idiots thought it would be easy to double-up on a BeepsCast commentary episode. There's drinking, there's tomfoolery, and there's preparation for the holiday on which this was recorded. Don't even listen.

B.A.D is BACK with a fireside chat to melt your worries. We switchin’ it up and coming to you LIVE from an open air studio (ooooh shit) to breakdown a Beepscast that is 6 months old. All the classic segments, all the classic attitudes, too many shots, none of that stuffy indoor bullshit. Featured Songs: “Whoville Thriller” – Matt Rogers 
 “Lose Control” – Teddy Swims 
 “DOWN BY LAW” – Killer Mike...

Come listen to our Number 1 while you take a #2. Important questions are answered, controversies are laid to rest, and all we do is win. And about that tin roof… Featured Songs: “BLOND” – Raffaella “Ditto” – NewJeans (뉴진스)

In trying to keep it a tight 30 … we succeeded if you listen in 3 equal chunks. Join us for the latest BeepsCast breakdown where we have a special guest commentator and spend way too much time talking about Rube Goldberg machines. Featured Songs: “Who by Fire” (From Bad Sisters) – PJ Harvey, Tim Phillips

Maurice Christ, the pod has risen again! We back on our bullshit without Beeps to guide us. Take cover because shots are fired with a new, scathing mailbag submission. We’ve got MFK, we’ve got sexy lumberjacks, & we’ve got hot songs. And don’t forget, the future is female, BITCHES! Featured Songs: SZA – Pretty Little Birds ft. Isaiah Rashad Yuta Orisaka – Aibiki

Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. Gather those hunky birds and join us for the reason for the podcast season…Beeps! All you need to know is Fat Michael is a mooch and there's a mail bag you don’t want to miss!

The idiots and cat are back for a golden 50th celebration 🎉 and this time they brought Maurice Christ and Desmond Tutu along for the ride. Sponsored by Four Loco® and Topo Chico® Featured songs: "Ahwak" – Abdel Halim Hafez "Nessun Dorma" – Luciano Pavarotti "Nessun Dorma" – Aretha Franklin

We still on TOP, bitches! Bombing into our 49th episode with the same drunken recklessness as usual. We got some real BANGERZ and a very classical MFK. Climbing to big episode 5-0, we want to hear from the BADAssers of the world and you could be featured on the cast. You know you wanna. WE OUT(/in?). Featured Songs: “might bang, might not” - Little Simz “Time Alone With You” - Jacob Collier “Aladd...

Beeps is back wit-.. oo! Squirrel! The gang is HYPE to breakdown the newest BeepsCast that showcased their fave cohost. We’ve got everything you hate to love: the mailbag, excessive drinking, MFK, and a drop in by the BeepsCast WDYL submitter. We’re the REAL garbage can podcast. LISTEN & TWEETATUS!

We BAD and we back for another episode – this time SURPASSING our Queen Beeps! Somehow we talk for nearly an hour about absolutely nothing. Again. Oooh (self)burn, Davin. We’ve got new drink choices, new mailbag shiz, a new song, and even a listener submitted MFK. Ya know you wanna listen, so turn us on when ya wanna turn ya brain off after a long day of 2020 nonsense. Featured song: “Tearin' Up M...

We've hit a huge milestone, you guys, and we celebrate with an even more rambling, disjunct, and incoherent episode than even our usual level of bumble-fuckery. AND BONUS: a new section which which no one knows what to do. Happy Memorial Day! Featured song: “Last 100” by Tom Misch & Yussef

Hail Beeps! The queen has returned for we clowns to rip her apart. The BADASSERS have all sorts of tricks up their sleeves and two very special guest co-clowns! Too many hashtags, never enough Mickey Bump. Come for the David...stay for the Davin. #AreYouSayingDavid? Featured song: “Just the Way You Are” by Jake Sherman

Greetings from isolation, mofos! You probably will want to miss this nonsense. A LOT of time is spent discussing cartoon MFK. No mailbag but a surprise CAMEO from someone very BAD. We keep it a tight 40...or DO WE?! Listen in to find out. Featured song: “Sunday Best” by Surfaces

Surprise you isolated motherfuckers! The gang is back and social distancing with a new cast. We’ve got all your favorites: what we’re drinking, a mailbag that makes us nearly cancel the entire segment, a Dad’s Corner that quickly derails, and songs that we talk over! Wow! What a time to be alive and stuck in your house to listen to us a-holes. You’ll surely wish for the sweet release of a virus re...

The BADassers are BACK without a Beepscast AGAIN. Plenty of new segments that aren’t fully formed for you to roll your eyes at. A mailbag that is on fire with disdain and accusations that will make you truly uncomfortable! Gospel songs that will make you think twice about being an atheist. And Criscat has a diesel champagne flute that she won’t shut up about! Come one come all to feast your ears o...

Remember that time we recorded two eps in one night? Neither does Tut. Tune in for a special guest, a lot of tangents, and slurred speech. This is the accidental holiday episode, still holding out hope for a Fat Tone X-mas.

The one where we discuss Beepscast 45 "putting the peach in impeachment" and forget to write a synopsis.

Welcome to the most intoxicated episode we’ve ever recorded. None of the three cohosts of this cast could confidently tell you what this episode contains, but we’re pretty sure we promised to do a live ep, decided to call our disputed #1 fan stAnna, and definitely didn’t talk about a BeepsCast. Also: Criscat’s sex life was heavily discussed 30 seconds after the recording session ended. featured so...

WE BACK. The gang fires up the studio for a fresh episode & breaks down the latest BeepsCast! LOTS of talk about BigMike as a woman, a certain female body part, movie theaters, and we debut NEW DRINKING RULES from one of our favorite listeners and former co-hosts! It’s not a cannonball, it’s a STRIKEOUT. Don’t miss it, BITCHES. #meatylabiamajora #WhyGeorgiaOKeefe Featured music: BTS, "'작은 것들을...

Your fave 3 drunk assholes kept talking after episode 38 and this is what they said. #sorrynotsorry

Without a cat to wrangle them the boyz rant for over an hour mostly about touching penis. Also, there's a new Beepscast contest that BigMIke is sure to win despite him being a useless piece of shit. Featured music: The New Respects - “We Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere” from the album Before The Sun Goes Down Unknown Mortal Orchestra - “Hunnybee” from the album Sex & Food

BOO, BITCHES. The nightcast is back covering a spooky new episode of Beepscast! One of our own co-hosted with our queen, Beeps. Can you believe? Tune in for a scathing mailbag submission (I can’t believe you’ve done this), an empowering flute shoot rooty toot WDYLAD, an appearance from the zodiac killer himself, high demand fart pianos, low key alcoholism, and false promises of merch! TUNE IN. BYE...

Just when you thought we wouldn’t drop a double cast, we did, bitches. Listen in for a full recap of ep 41 of our favorite cast, full of tissues, dog parties, rages against the patriarchy, Nic almost DYING, and an attempt at the Dr. Papa Oppa Beeps limerick...It sucked!

Well tap the keg and get blacked out, it’s a brand new episode of BEEPERS AFTER DARK. Join the gang for a risqué mailbag, a WDYLAD every woman can get behind, shitty guitar playing, a sloppy welcome to our newest fan of the cast, crap that touches nerves, a new song for the THIRST CORNER, and a special segment with OG Big Mike - our favorite Rainman sportscaster. Buckle up cuz we boofin shit all n...