Beards & Sundries

This week on Beards & Sundries, we face the ultimate terror — aging. From back pain that hits like a jump scare to skincare routines that could fund a small nation, we’re laughing (and crying) through the slow decay of our youthful glow. In the second half, we class things up just a little with a chat about horror literature — because if we’re gonna be scared, it might as well be by a book and...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re asking the eternal question: are horror movie victims actually dumb… or would we make the exact same boneheaded choices while running through the woods in the dark? Spoiler: one of us is tripping, one of us is screaming, and one of us is already dead in the opening credits. In the second half, we get brutally honest about how we’d survive in a horror flic...

This week on Beards & Sundries , Jay is back from his big gay European adventure and ready to spill all the tea — from cobblestone chaos to international wine goggles. He even dishes out his best survival tips for long-haul flights (spoiler: none involve crying in the airplane bathroom, but it’s implied). Our sponsor this week is BS Lingo™ — the only language app that teaches you essential phr...

Beardos, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have been on individual fitness journeys and as a result, they've found themselves shopping for new outfits more often. A task gay men notoriously hate... this week in the break room, we're talking about some of our favorite styles and what all Jay is going to be wearing (or not wearing) on his cruise! Join us for a scantily clad discussion as we attempt to stay on s...

Beardos, in a shocking turn of events at the market, Joe, Jay, and Anthony have produced an episode that is, dare I say, empathetic towards children. You won't want to miss this one, if only to revel in the fact of our near caring about tiny humans. 🎧 Come laugh at us (and with us). We deserve it. 📞 Hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re venting about doctor appointments — the waiting rooms, the bills, the mystery pokes and prods — and of course, Jay’s medical adventures that somehow veer into territory no HIPAA form could prepare you for. Proudly sponsored by The Beards & Sundries Free Clinic™ — because nothing says “quality healthcare” like a clipboard, a coupon, and three gays with...

This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re raging against life’s tiny annoyances — the petty little inconveniences that shouldn’t matter but somehow ruin our whole vibe. Jay even gets a little intimate with a story that… well, you’ll just have to hear it to believe it. Our iconic sponsor this week? 88.8 The Butt — Morning Radio for People Who Think Fart Jokes Are Still Funny. (They are. Don’t lie....

This week on Beards & Sundries , we turn the spotlight (and the shade) on ourselves — because honestly, white people are out here acting real unhinged. From pumpkin spice addictions to clapping when the plane lands, we roast our own people with love… and just a dash of embarrassment. Proudly brought to you by our sponsor The Junk Room — the gay bar where one man’s junk is another man’s treasur...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving into the nightmare fuel that is toxic coworkers. You know the ones — the “we’re all family here” types who think free pizza makes up for unpaid overtime. In the second half, we flip the script and imagine just how spectacularly awful we could be as coworkers ourselves… purely for revenge, of course (HR, this is a joke). After a quick word from our v...

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos...

This episode kicks off with a deep dive into the most important topic of our time: sandwiches. Hot, cold, toasted, stacked — we’re talking all things bread and filling like it’s our TED Talk. Somewhere in the middle, we spiral into an aggressively stupid bit about the old “All Fruit” commercial, and it just… doesn’t stop. We’re not proud, but we are laughing. 🎧 Join us for an hour of carbs, chaos...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we kick off with childhood summer memories: sticky snacks, suspicious church camps, and Jay's questionable hotdog etiquette. Anthony reveals his deep spiritual connection to Vacation Bible School, and we spiral from there. Then we turn our attention to the human dumpster fire known as Ryan Walters and Oklahoma proudly sliding into 50th place in education. Don’t...

This week on Beards & Sundries , things get real... and then real stupid. We’re talking CEOs behaving badly, political messes we can’t unsee, and yes — the Epstein files . It’s unhinged, uncomfortable, and somehow still hilarious. Because if we don’t laugh about the state of the world… we’ll cry into a vat of ranch and vote for Oprah. Oh — and don’t miss our very important sponsor this week: D...

This week on Beards & Sundries, we officially enter our “back in our day” era. That’s right — the avocado toast generation is now complaining about loud music, rising prices, and why no one uses punctuation anymore. We’re embracing our inner boomer energy and shouting into the void about how things just aren’t the same these days (because they’re not, and we have the group texts to prove it)....

You know what’s better than Glen Coco? Sketch comedy. 🎭 This week on Beards & Sundries , we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, fabulous world of skit shows — from the absolute iconic absurdity of MadTV to the cultural staple that is Saturday Night Live . We’re talking about the characters that shaped our humor, the sketches we still quote to this day, and the reason every millennial gay th...

The beards are back and bitchier than ever! Season 7 kicks off with a Mean Girls -inspired bang as we return from break, celebrate Pride Month (because obviously), and catch up on all the chaotic joy we’ve missed. In the second half, we deep dive into the most outrageous cruise packages we could find. Then we wrap it all up with listener messages and a game inspired by Grand Theft Auto (no actual...

Season 6 of Beards & Sundries comes to a delightfully wicked end with our Villain Era Finale ! This week, we reflect on why we chose villainy in the first place (spoiler: it was fabulous), deliver a roast so savage it might leave third-degree burns , and play a chaotic game all about our favorite pop culture villains. We’ve got your usual listener content, unfiltered opinions, and all the snar...

We’re back in our sitcom era, and this time… it’s personal. In The One Where We Do This Again , we revisit our favorite sitcoms, question their aging process (some like fine wine, others like expired milk), and unleash episode two of our AI-written disasterpiece, Absolutely Not . Spoiler: it’s somehow worse, and that’s what makes it beautiful.

Beardos, it's no secret in the break room that Joe, Jay, and Anthony love a cruise. And this week talk about getting away for GAYcation on ships, in tents, and sometimes and the public park bathroom. We're talking all about traveling to relax and this is your invite to listen in!

This week on Beards & Sundries , we dive headfirst into the laugh tracks and lunacy of 90s American sitcoms—because wow, were they unhinged . From over-the-top characters to theme songs that slapped way too hard , we’re unpacking the chaos that raised a generation. Plus, we cooked up our own gloriously tacky sitcom surprise, just for our guests. As always, we dig into our beardo-submitted sund...

In this wildly unscientific and fully unhinged episode, we dive headfirst into the internet debate no one asked for: could 100 unarmed men take down a silverback gorilla? (Spoiler: no.) Join us as we mock the fragile confidence of straight men everywhere who believe they could survive a showdown with nature’s tank. Plus, in this week’s game, we take a detour into the jungle of Grindr and come up w...

Grab your banana hammocks, g-strings, or whatever swimwear you want and hop in our hot tub time machine, beardos, because this week we're diving into the sea of nostalgia! This week we're discussing some of the thins we remember fondly (or not so fondly) from our pasts. So get ready to either say, "Hey! I remember that!" or "Hey! Why am I listening to three old men reminisce?!" because this week w...

Grab your sombreros and margarita mix and get ready for a bit of a fiesta! This week the break room has a build your own nachos bar and we are piling the dry ground beef on by the spoonful. Join us as we talk about one of our favorite market topics... food! Specifically Tex-Mex! Listen in as we talk all our favorites, from Taco Bell to Casa Bonita, this episode has it all... if all you're looking...

Beardos, we are go for lift off... this week we're turning gravity down and the sass up! We're breaking down all things about outer space in the break room in this episode. So get your space suits ready and watch out for xenomorphs as we discuss everything from Katy Perry to chest bursters!

Well, it isn't quite 28 Days Later, but we're feeling Superbad this week and ready to Bring It On! On this episode of B&S, we're talking all about our favorite and not so favorite movies from the aughts. So gather round the breakroom and listen in as these American Psychos discuss all the 2000s films we love to hate.