Bear Attack

This episode is a BANGER! We laughed so much making it, Panda laughed so much editing it, and Blitz laughed so much uploading it! So, Blitz kicks things off with a super interesting 2 Truths and a Lie game on historical things. Then Polar takes us on a voyage of discovery. We learn about a disgusting, morbid, and kind of hilarious natural phenomenon that is sure to drop jaws. Topping it off, Panda...

Have you heard this album? No? Well that's changing now! Panda had us re-visit this childhood favorite of his and it turned out to be really good! There's songs we all liked, songs we didn't interpret the same way lyrically at all, and one no one likes. It's truly a diverse, colorful, and masterfully rendered album. 

Man we have a WILD episode for you! Like Blitz reveals that he knew a stuffed animal sperm cell named Reggie! First, for an appetizer, we talk about weird kids we knew in school. And each story one ups the last! For the main-course, a true story about a guy named Ted and his friend. This story should be a movie! They go on a hunting trip that ends in blood and horror and all the stuff of drama. &n...

Hello there friend! Blitz Bear here. To be completely honest, I've actually not listened to this episode yet. So we will both get to hear it (in it's edited form) for the first time! We plan a trip to go find a 'squatch and I remember having a good time recording, but I always do! Big shout out to Panda Bear for all the editing he has been doing. Seriously, he's been working like a mad man on this...

Attackers, ready yourselves! We are super pumped to interview Jane N' The Jungle, who are premier purveyors of pure rock-and-roll! Seriously, Jordan and Brian are such sweet people, and their music is fantastic! We are blessed and humbled by their presence on Bear Attack and I'll stop simping now so you can give your full attention to this awesome episode!  Well, actually one more thing: than...

Happy May, Attackers! This week is another legend week, with no less than three Civil War stories. Actually, there's four! One is about The Union sustaining losses because of vampires. Next is a date ruined by Ol' Green Eyes. Then there's something about Bigfoot, and finally, a monster who sunk a ship!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack...

Guys! We interviewed our first band!  A big, big, big thank you to the shoe gaze duo Cutting Motion for sitting down with us and answering so many dumb questions! We talk about Marvel vs. DC, Asian cinema, The Room, sex scenes, BABYMETAL Funko Pops, the band itself. . . Actually we were all over the place. So nothing has changed!  Go give them a listen, check out their YouTube, and show...

Is two birthday episodes in a row too much? We don't think so! And this one is just as good as the others we've done! Polar Bear tells us all about the longest summer of his youth trying to replace a lost Gameboy, finally reveals why he is boycotting The Amity Affliction (who we have reviewed!), and talks about carting away human poop with his wife. It's an episode as wild and fun as the man himse...

Hello and thanks for joining us for Sam Oshin's birthday episode! It is the Panda Bear's moment to shine, his 15 (or 50) minutes of fame, his fun in the sun, whatever. It's a fun, embarrassing episode with cheetah print underwear and a very special, Styx meets "Mary Had a Little Lamb" musical finale that you DO NOT want to miss! Seriously, Panda surprised us with his skill.     http...

Ah, pop-punk. So fun, so catchy, and when it comes to A Day To Remember, so so HEAVY! Well, usually. Their first album since 2016 isn't getting the thanks they must have wanted when they titled it You're Welcome. But what do we think about it? The answer may surprise, please, or even frustrate you! Featuring a very special guest from our film school days, we discuss the good, bad, and ugly of You'...

Do you like tasty legends? Well this might be the best one Bear Attack has done yet! Or at least 2nd only to Stage Coach Mary. It's good though. Let us know your opinions at any of the following: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/chan...

Celebrities then and now. You won't believe #2. I guess. 

Guys! We gotta talk about this blast from the past: the album known as Daughtry. By the band Daughtry. Fronted by the man Daughtry. Geez, good thing they're better at music than they are at marketing. https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com...

Happy New Year, eh!  We're going north to Canada for a true story of pirate treasure, lots of tunnel flooding, and a TON of coconut fibers.   https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttack...

Happy New Year!  Despite being a crazy year, we enjoyed lots of things in 2020. Here are the highlights! Be sure to let us know your personal favorites. Also, we've got super cool stickers, pins, and other merchandise on our Patreon. And bonus episodes too!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodca...

Merry December, Attacker!  If you've been with us for really any amount of time, then you know that we love "angry music for happy people." Well We Came As Romans has that vibe locked in! They did a free live stream with Bad Omens, The Plot in You, and Dayseeker. Of course we "attended" and have opinions to offer. Our musings aren't anything to write to mom about, but we'd love to have you ha...

Yo, check this out! We have a hysterical episode for you!  It's a true story about an all-American legend! Stagecoach Mary had many titles. . . and I so badly want to tell you what they were, but just trust me: give this one a listen! It's worth not spoiling!  Thank you to our Patreons, especially our Berserker Eddie 2 Gs! Join the Attackers in the link below to snag some exclusive conte...

Hello, hello, hello! Another week, another podcast!  Do you want to play a game? Maybe you'll like these gameshow ideas we have! This is a very fun, rambling episode. In addition to pitching game show ideas to you, we offer up quality stories about the interesting homeless of Arizona, a spirited debate about the attractiveness of Guy Fieri's Polaris Rzr, and Panda likes the new Bring Me The H...

Happy Halloween! We did a Halloween episode last week, but we're in the spirit so we're doing two! And this episode is early, that way you can enjoy it on the 31st!  We reviewed a must listen to album this time of the year: Ice Nine Kills' fifth record The Silver Scream. The episode says it all, so enjoy!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bea...

Happy Halloween everyone! Chef Polar has made you a festive treat: a 3 course spooky "dinner"! All three of these offering are supposedly true stories (though I have my doubts about the "appetizer").  There's a deeply disturbing story about a postal lady that shouldn't be missed, one about a disappearance near the army base Blitz has worked at, and a hotel that puts the hole in hole-in-the-wa...

Guys! Blitz here! So sorry I uploaded this late. However, this one is worth the wait, if I do say so. Panda and Polar Bear suggested we start a new tradition: a Bear Attack Q&A with one of us on our birthdays! So (as with most things in my life) I was the guinea pig.  We talk about Legos, zodiac signs, hot sauce, and my underwear.  More than once on that last one.  It was a supe...

"You people out there give us something more than just record sales. You give us something to hate. And we hate you, you brainless mutants" --Dethklok  This episode is brutal. You aren't ready. Don't play this.  Just kidding, please rate and subscribe! Pleeeeease!  https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ http...

Fall is coming, Attackers! Pumpkin Spice Lattes and demons are just around the corner. That's right, demons!  Also, how do you feel about New Jersey? If you love it: sorry about this episode. I mean, the state has an official demon! How bad does your state have to suck that you have enough devils running around to name one your favorite? 49 other states don't have this problem, so. . . ...

By request: we attack The Bellboy! It's an old movie written, directed, and starring comedian Jerry Lewis. It is definitely a blast from the past and quite amusing too!  We really enjoy hearing from you guys! Shout out to our friend Geli (pronounced "jelly") for this one. We hope you enjoy the roll down memory lane with us. Please let us know what you want to hear next!  https://www.inst...

Here it is! Our first ever part two!  Panda Bear destroyed his sleep schedule to get this one out early for ya'll. Go give him a shout out on socials if you enjoyed it! What are your favorite LP song/albums? What did you think of One More Light? Have you heard any of the band's side projects? Let us know in the following places:  https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.f...