Bear Attack

Back in my day, kids clicked on links: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com If you give a 5-star review, we will read it on the show!

What do June, lesbians, and Bear Attack's favorite video game have in common? This episode!  If you write a 5-star review, we will read it on the show! Bonus episodes and fun merchandise are on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.c...

This a rambling episode, which means lots of laughs, but little direction! It was recorded on 4/20, which means we were sober like usual. Blitz bought non-alcoholic beer for minors, and turns his back on Star Wars and the Jedi. Polar Bear hates Batman. And Oliver Queen. Panda Bear hates evangelical billboards. And we add just a pinch of "phobia" to the podcast, just like the way your grandma used...

Phenomenal rock band Jane N' The Jungle returns! And this time, vocalist Jordan and guitarist Brian brought bassist Big B, with them! They are super sweet people, especially for putting up with our awkward questions. We could go on with the description, but you should just listen to the episode. Click play. Ok, please click play? I won't beg. Fine I'll beg, "please, my lord (lorde?), click plaaaaa...

Thank you all for being with us for 3 years! Here's a hilarious episode as a thank you!  AND if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/c...

This episode may be long, but it's because we have a lot going on, and it's with Panda's mom!  On this one we play the board game in the title, discuss Blitz's Hogan's Heroes fetish, and share many laughs and frustrations. It's a fun one, trust me! AND if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&a...

If this is your first time, welcome! We're stoked to have you!  If you're a tried and true Attacker, you know the deal!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

You know what time it is! One of the most sacred Bear Attack traditions is the birthday Q&A. We love it, we hope you do too! And this is a special one because we've officially switched the podcast from clean to explicit. We feel that there is more than enough censorship out there, and we're over it. And we're not funny enough to make it as clean comics. Or comics in general. Hey, we're trying...

It's far from hyperbole to say that this episode is special. We talk with the talented, real, and very funny Jared Smith, or better known as Heliocentric. Skrillex, cults, handling dangerous snakes, making Christian music as an atheist, and much much more are touched on in this episode. Please check Heliocentric out where ever you get music and check out his YouTube! He makes funny music videos.&n...

Have you ever played Would You Rather? Yeah us too.  Oh, btw, if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! February's bonus episode is a sexual kinda chocolate. Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ ht...

Polar Bear leads us in a fan game of True or False. Are vampire deer real? Does the FBI have samples of Bigfoot hair? Answers to these and questions and much more! AND if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! February's episode is Patreon HILARIOUS! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack...

Season FOUR! HERE WE GO! In this episode, we brought on Miguel Alvarez to talk about the best movies, songs, and albums of 2021. We also crown a winner from season 3. What were your favorite things from 2021? Let us know on the socials (links below). Also, we're playing our top songs on this month's Bear Attack Radio, available only on Patreon. The same place you can get our exclusive merch! Of wh...

Merry Christmas, and may God bless us, each and every one! If you liked this, we do it all the time on Patreon! Links below: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

Topic swap round 3! Polar Bear opens. that. pit. UP!!!  Oh, by the way: if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4Ef...

TOPIC SWAP ROUND 2!!! Hello, you beautiful person, you! This episode is just three rounds of silly stories and fun! Heads up, if you're listening with kids, Panda's story in round three is SPICEY! It is not to be missed, but may not be appropriate for all. Like most things, I suppose.  Oh, by the way: if you want bonus episodes and fun merchandise, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more righ...

Episode swap time is here! Blitz Bear kicks things off with the incredible life story of Ernest Shackleton, a 20th century Antarctic pioneer. But he sprinkles in some myth to the legend. With Polar Bear and Panda Bear be able to tell fact from fiction?  Hey, if you want bonus episodes and free swag, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&a...

The intro pretty much sums it up, so heres the links: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearattack https://www.instagram.com/bearattackpodcast/ https://www.facebook.com/BearAttackShow/ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaxamKsXT-4EfSIFm8b26cg BearAttackPodcast@gmail.com

We just couldn't wave goodbye to October without talking about Ice Nine Kills. Especially not when they're dropping "the sequel of your dreams!" So join us on this harrowing journey through Horrorwood!  Here's that A.I. made horror movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZzbxNoMjGM And our own cover of "IT is the End": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=150qE9y23Oc AND our Patreon link is below...

Panda's brother hosts this episode! Give Kevin "The Red Panda" a warm welcome to the show, and thank him for his great work taking us through some guilty pleasure music! On socials, be sure to let us know what songs are your guilty pleasures!  Hey, if you want bonus episodes and free swag, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_lan...

In keeping with Bear Attack tradition, it's time for another birthday Q&A, except we make a game out of it this time! And joining us is a day-1 fan/friend of the podcast, Nicholas Pringles-Bruce Willis!  Hey, if you want bonus episodes and free swag, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anchor.fm/bearatta...

Hey, Attackers! Blitz Bear here. This episode was rough for me. I ate a taco bowl during it, which I foolishly LOADED with some awful Jeff Dunham hot sauce. And it was like Hot Ones all over again! I hope my pain can be your pleasure.  Hey, if you want bonus episodes and free swag, we're on Patreon! Link to that and more right below! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=tru...

This week we determine how well we know each other (or not...???) by guessing our favorite things. To say memory games aren't our strong suit would be an understatement! So play along with us as we fool ourselves. If you like this episode, check out our other content on YouTube and if you are enthralled with us become a patron and receive merch and exclusive bonus content! Don't forget to tell you...

Collaborations collide in this epic musical showdown! In honor of the 2021 Olympics, Panda has put together a metal spectacle, where the bears fight to win gold medals for their nominated songs featuring steller team-ups! Join us as we battle through 5 categories of heavy music! Songs listed below!  Metalcore Mess: "The Signal Fire" by Killswitch Engage/Howard Jones, "Adrenaline" by Zero 9:36...

This is no mere myth episode: it's a myth episode read as a mad-lib! Polar Bear worked hard on this, so please let us know what you think! Maybe in the future we will have you send in parts of speech? Blitz also came up with a confusing tie breaker round that lots of fun. It's real myth, or Blitz invented myth. Oh and if you missed it, we're a game show now!  https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39...

Hey Sports Fans!  I actually mean sports fans too! We talk sports controversy this episode! And lot's more! We play a World War II "two-truths-and-a-lie" first. Then we discuss whether baseball players should be rubbing their-- you know what? Just listen, lol. And then we cover so much more. Including more sports!   https://www.patreon.com/user?u=39633749&fan_landing=true https://anc...