Bazookaaah

Send us Fan Mail Is Trump wobbling? Difficult to tell but he says obliterated a bit too much for me and eliminated...and decimated and of course the US defence budget has been, well it's been urinated. Anyway poor Leavitt is getting the blame and Bondi is gone, Hegseth his drunken retail manager is choking on his own vomit but they all get the treatment as do Scott Mills and Jesse Birdsall. I...

Send us Fan Mail A few football gags in this one, it wasn't meant it just came out. Obviously this is due to Farage's appearance at Portman Road Ipswich with his Farage 10 shirt. He was in Ipswich and then he was in Sunderland, well he wasn't in Clacton was he! Of course there's Trump weapons stuff and there's a big piece on the files that went missing from Morgan McSweene...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are, 61. It's dominated by the straights that bend and the leader of the free world and his middle east boxed set but we've managed to get some other stuff in as well. NCP going bust and getting a ticket slapped on them, Tice's tax bill and Farage's U turns all get the Bazookaaah treatment as does The Israelis and their South Pars bombings as well as th...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies. So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis...

Send us Fan Mail Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it. We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainl...

Send us Fan Mail Yes! A Gorton and Denton by election special.  It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well. All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more. Lots of bits we couldn&apos...

Send us Fan Mail Number 57 and it's one of two shows this week. References to songs, plays on words and all sorts of fun but it's alright it's still Bazookaaah!! The PM and his sitting government get the full Bazookaaah force and much deserved pelters but there's also nods to Sir Lyndsey Hoyle, Kemi Badenoch, Gordon Brown, Nigel Farage, Ed Davey and of course the most disgustin...

Send us Fan Mail Well we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back. Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. I...

Send us Fan Mail Yes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something. Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the...

Send us Fan Mail Yes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part. Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment. Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a...

Send us Fan Mail Bazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky. Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or...

Send us Fan Mail Number 52 and we're still talking Greenland but we start with North Sea storms, the sea that the UK is sitting on according to Trump who also seems to think that he was buying Iceland this week the daft cunt. Anyway JK Rowling and Sharon Davies get a mild bazookering but then we're back to Davos, Trump, a bit of Nigel then Macron, Starmer and various other no marks that...

Send us Fan Mail X, yes that's right X. XXX, wouldn't it be good if it all ended tomorrow. I personally think it will but each to their own. Anyway X and Grok get a bazookering and the whole bikini clad harmless fun which its all supposed to be gets hit but it's a free country isn't it. Anyway there's a 'Mike Yarwood' ie not great impersonating cabinet meeting fr...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we're at 50 and to celebrate the milestone we're doing a war special!! Venezuela, Ukraine, Greenland, this from a bloke who's stopped 8 wars allegedly. There's also a culture war to end with and of course the ICE war in Minnesota. Vancey, Trumpy, Leavitt-ey they all get the Bazookaaah treatment, as do closer to home war fans messrs Robinson, Farage and of c...

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year to you all. It's a bank holiday in Scotland but the rest of the UK is back at work and 2026 is well underway. We're now welcoming people who do Britain down (we never used to do that, this is brand new), Mr El-Fattah is here with his hyphen with Fattah Farce and the Esablishment Errors, a band my cousin saw in The Screen On The Green in Islington in 1976....

Send us Fan Mail You say Intifada I say Ifitada, Jess Philipps gets it wrong and says sorry and laughs, not good enough pet. Shes doesn't need Bazookering she does it herself. Of course we touch on the E word, it can't be avoided even in the holiday season and of course we had to mention certain people going out to Dubai to champion misfits boxing. As well as that a feller called Chris w...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we're close to 50 and we're close to Christmas and we've given a few debutants the Bazookaaah treatment. Carole Malone gets a rant at the end of the pod. Before that the usual suspects are covered as well as a modern day 'Rock Island Line' for immigrants and a surprise Bazookering for the former owner of Chelsea FC who now lives back in Russia. Yes the...

Send us Fan Mail Not quite a Christmas special but a lot of Winter Festival references because I refuse to say the word Christmas because I hate this country. Anyway a lovely job on Isabel Oakshott and Kevin O Sullivan as they discuss how Christmas has been ruined by the wokes. Yes and I know she's married to Richard Tice and we imagine what funny jokes they'll be having in the house on...

Send us Fan Mail The Bazookaaah on 45 keep on turning in your mind. Anyway we have on 45 our Bazookering of Zara Sultana and comparing her to Reg from The Life Of Brian. Boycotting her own party conference takes some bloody doing!! Owen Jones actually gets an easy ride for interviewing her and rolling his eyes. Don't worry Hegseth and Trump get their usual box room from North Tyneside treatme...

Send us Fan Mail Yes as promised it's a budget special. Reeves gets the biggest Bazookering but of course many others including outliers like Cherie Blair and George Osbourne get the mortars. We cover most of the main points, the child benefit cap and it's lifting, the fuel duties, the mansion tax, it's all there. Of course sexy Kemi had her say as did all of the bacon face fanatics...

Send us Fan Mail This is a good one. Isabel Oakshott and her anger at what's going wrong in the UK from her property in Dubai. She's of course married to Richard Tice, well she might not be, it says she is and there's photos of them together but you never know they might never have met which her husband seems to be keen on doing alongside his boss. I digress though, it's seriou...

Send us Fan Mail We're back and it's a big alarm clock episode which is the dynamic that Reform voters are going after. Tice and his 'people that get up in the morning' rhetoric gets Bazookaaahed as well as the GB News lot who apparently are slamming the BBC in terms in ratings yet they seem to be obsessed with them at the same time and their programmes that apparently no one i...

Send us Fan Mail Anthony Hopkins with his ADHD diagnosis, obviously more Trumpian lampooning as well as the silly UK government getting Bazookaaah treatment of course with crap impressions. Obviously the big news this week was the grand old Duke of York who had 12 million pounds but probably only 'resting' in his account for a short while before it went.......somewhere. Also a nod to the...

Send us Fan Mail We're 40, and what a 40th!! We imagine Tice as a communist, we have the bombshell about inflation....staying the same, we hammer national treasure and obviously we couldn't go without mentioning the chaotic performance of Reform cheerleader Nadine Dorries on Question Time, yeah...sure...well...no..you may laugh. Sorry but we had to cover the bore fest Labour deputy leade...

Send us Fan Mail Chris Philp!!!! I can't say any more. Yes his 'stand up comedy' at the Conservative Party Conference was audio to behold. The rest of the conference was part comedy, part cringe and almost a feeling that I didn't want to gatecrash private grief.  Not to be outdone after we covered the ridiculous judges puppet speech by Robert Jenrick last week, he followed this...