Bazookaaah

Send us Fan Mail Yes we couldn't ignore it, we couldn't just push it to the back pages or human interest section. We had to not only make it headlines but we had to devote the whole pod to it this week!! Can you blame us, it's box office and we must give the Bazookaaah public what they want. A bit of hot weather and the World Cup at the beginning but then we had to go in balls deep...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are the 75th, lots of World Cup and bazookering the twats who spray beer everywhere when Ingurlund score. Great reference to domestic violence Djed Spence and the UK Subs. Burnham hasn't had his feet under the table at number 10 yet, that's number 10 London, no the one in Wigan that he's planning, but he gets the treatment here. Rupert Lowe, disabled racists...

Send us Fan Mail If Carlsberg did resignation speeches. Yes special K got his final Corbyn jabs in after 6 years of rewriting history with an Ode To Joy backing track. It was pure theatre, well not exactly Harold Pinter but rather Anyone For Dennis or Run For your Wife. Anyway I make no apology for playing all six minutes of it with my 'remarks' in the background. Anyway he's finall...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are, the good people of Aberdeen but only in the South part, Broughty Ferry and Arbroath (same place) and of course Makerfield have spoken and it brought about three winners but none of them from the people's Reform UK party. The story of the night was of course Andy burned the bridges Burnham had to win otherwise Jess Phillips and that Steve Reed ponse would have sen...

Send us Fan Mail It's the first day of the World Cup and we're in a Wendys on Boston High Street getting the Irish American view on the greatest sporting show on earth.  Anyway elsewhere Starmer gets a deserved grilling and of course Healey and his AI Carns as well as the new soldier Jarvis, Keir is running out of military men to defend the high court judge cum amateur politician and his...

Send us Fan Mail We start with a World Cup observation 1966 of course and when it'll get mentioned next week during the first game. My car crash gets a mention, well I'll rephrase that, the car crash I didn't have but nearly had, I hope that's not prophetic, well if it is I'll not know anything about it. Trump does David Bowie, of course Peter Murrell, Sturgeon and of cour...

Send us Fan Mail Our last show of May in the spring sunshine. A brief nod to the weather then we get stuck into Sturgeon and her grandfather, sorry husband Peter Murrell who lets face it will never get the part of Baron Hardup in the lucrative Glasgow pantomimes. Anyway they get a good bazookering!! JD Vance gets a shoeing due to his 'nearly there' stance on the Iran crisis. The Tories a...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we start with Irish oppression which might appeal to some and some dreadful Cork and Dublin accents, weird place to start but it's very topical. Spygate, the SFA and RAF Lakenheath get a hammering at the explosive beginning as do The Beezer and Middlesbrough. More traditional bastards get the Bazoookah treatment like Tice, Lowe and of course Farage get a couple of other f...

Send us Fan Mail Grimes, Tice, Farage and the bloke who called it UKIP instead of Reform take a bow you've had a great night. The PM faced the music and 'got the message' as did Steve Reed who said that it's clear that the electorate wants us to carry change out quicker. Get owa yourself son!! Lammy talked about musical chairs and Green have disappeared somewhat since the smear...

Send us Fan Mail Starmer still hanging on and that's our front page headlines. It ebbs and flows and the front bench get a Bazookering. Story number 2 though is a big diatribe when it comes to Daily Express and their misleading headlines and they didn't disappoint this week with their 'Staggering 7 Million Immigrants Coming To Britain'. Time for a famous Northern Ireland Hong K...

Send us Fan Mail Yes for blood and honour and every man and woman doing their duty on the NHS wards or whatever Shakespeare said. Anyway it's a St George's Day special and we're having a review of today's chaos but with a national day slant. Starmer surviving till the Maypoles is still on the cards but will he survive the when the fat Morris dancers sing? Yes commons select com...

Send us Fan Mail We're back with the previous pension episode and we give a nod to Bismark and Prussia as a result. Of course Boomers get a bazzokering as does Heinrich Himmler (similar politics) and later in the show we give brickbats to the front bench and of course Starmer as well as his likely successor Streeting. Orban is referenced with a few jokes and of course Trump and hisHormuz Stra...

Send us Fan Mail Yes Easter is done and thankfully there was no nuclear war on Monday, small victories eh?!! The Straight of Hormuz was closed then open, then restricted then it seems it's closed again. It's like the Blackwall Tunnel! Speaking of subtreanea The Russians have been seen in British waters looking at our undersea cables, just a look though apparently, there was no fear of th...

Send us Fan Mail Is Trump wobbling? Difficult to tell but he says obliterated a bit too much for me and eliminated...and decimated and of course the US defence budget has been, well it's been urinated. Anyway poor Leavitt is getting the blame and Bondi is gone, Hegseth his drunken retail manager is choking on his own vomit but they all get the treatment as do Scott Mills and Jesse Birdsall. I...

Send us Fan Mail A few football gags in this one, it wasn't meant it just came out. Obviously this is due to Farage's appearance at Portman Road Ipswich with his Farage 10 shirt. He was in Ipswich and then he was in Sunderland, well he wasn't in Clacton was he! Of course there's Trump weapons stuff and there's a big piece on the files that went missing from Morgan McSweene...

Send us Fan Mail Here we are, 61. It's dominated by the straights that bend and the leader of the free world and his middle east boxed set but we've managed to get some other stuff in as well. NCP going bust and getting a ticket slapped on them, Tice's tax bill and Farage's U turns all get the Bazookaaah treatment as does The Israelis and their South Pars bombings as well as th...

Send us Fan Mail Yes we're back for number 60! The female retirement age until the feminists realised that they can't have it both ways! I await the WASPI replies. So anyway it's all about oil the straights of homos or to use the proper title The Straights of Hormuz, yes it's drag act type humour but I'll take what I can. Anyway Trumpage gets a grilling and the Khameineis...

Send us Fan Mail Yes it's all about the 'war' mind you as the late great Bill Hicks was when two countries were fighting. The US and Israel are now bombing Iran and Orange shit your pants is loving it. We've sent four typhoons and not Blackwatch or Millwall F Troop or whatever fearsome British bunch that strikes the fear of foreigners. The non taxpaying expats of Dubai certainl...

Send us Fan Mail Yes! A Gorton and Denton by election special.  It's all in English not Urdu, but we lampoon the three main protagonists and yes The Tories and the Lib Dems get a nod as well. All the alleged 'cheating' the 'sectarianism', the 'lame duck' prime minister and his simpering reaction, lots of plumber jokes and so much more. Lots of bits we couldn&apos...

Send us Fan Mail Number 57 and it's one of two shows this week. References to songs, plays on words and all sorts of fun but it's alright it's still Bazookaaah!! The PM and his sitting government get the full Bazookaaah force and much deserved pelters but there's also nods to Sir Lyndsey Hoyle, Kemi Badenoch, Gordon Brown, Nigel Farage, Ed Davey and of course the most disgustin...

Send us Fan Mail Well we're post shrove, post pancake, post ash, post Ramadan and post fun, but just on the verge of a big by election we're confronted with yet another new political party started by a bat shit crazy fanny, yes a bit editorial but sometimes you can't hold back. Yes Rupert Lowe gets the Bazookaaah treatment and for one week the Reform suit brigade are off the hook. I...

Send us Fan Mail Yes it's a Starmer resigning but not quite special. Yes he's survived a tumultuous week whatever that means and he's lost his right hand man (God knows what that entails) Morgan McSweeney and then some other twat who is in charge of something. Anyway it's all to do with Mandelson who's big mates with Streeting who he hasn't sacked and Anas Sarwar, the...

Send us Fan Mail Yes as a treat for Bazookaaah fans we've got an Epstein special where everyone gets a small part. Mandelson is featured heavily of course but our little wanker PM (sorry that's a bit editorial) gets the Bazookaaah treatment. Of course you can't mention the 'paedophile financer without mentioning our old friend Trump, no reason really but he just mentions him a...

Send us Fan Mail Bazookaaah, or the anti coercion instrument as it's now called celebrates President Macron and all his French belligerence so well done Macky. Mind you Andrew Gwynne and his 'ill health' gets bazookered as well as his WhatsApp group, Andy Burnham gets a bit of a grilling as well, obviously this is big news at the moment with his spat with his old nemesis Starmer, or...

Send us Fan Mail Number 52 and we're still talking Greenland but we start with North Sea storms, the sea that the UK is sitting on according to Trump who also seems to think that he was buying Iceland this week the daft cunt. Anyway JK Rowling and Sharon Davies get a mild bazookering but then we're back to Davos, Trump, a bit of Nigel then Macron, Starmer and various other no marks that...