Bawdy Storytelling

When it comes to sex and kink, do you need to experience *everything* to know what actually turns you on? Internationally-recognized speaker, writer, coach and sexual communication expert Marcia B feels that in order to be sure, she'll need to give it her best shot - and her methodical attempts at anonymous sex, watersports and BDSM adventures lead to sexual certainty (and a great story). I mean,...

Have you ever caught someone staring straight at your naked junk - and not been insulted? Professional storyteller Michael D. McCarty dials his wayback machine to 1983, when he and a female coworker explore Plato's Retreat, the notorious New York sex club known for its disco dance floor, huge swimming pool and celebrity 'opportunities'. Will he make it past the guards outside Madonna's private roo...

Have you always wanted to be the Best in the World at Sex? Growing up with parents who expected her to compete in the Olympics, Alice in Bondageland was forced to compete in archery, synchronized swimming, pole-vaulting, & ice skating - but her greatest ambition was to win a gold medal in BDSM. And when she wins big at the Bondage Awards, it's imperative that she tell her parents she's finally a W...

Have you always wanted to be the Best in the World at Sex? Growing up with parents who expected her to compete in the Olympics, Alice in Bondageland was forced to compete in archery, synchronized swimming, pole-vaulting, & ice skating - but her greatest ambition was to win a gold medal in BDSM. And when she wins big at the Bondage Awards, it's imperative that she tell her parents she's finally a W...

Have you ever had muscular strangers seek you out for your tiny hands? Trans activist Just Shannon is no stranger to San Francisco's kinky underbelly, but when an infamous trans tourist he admires wants a sexual blowout on Folsom weekend, Shannon escorts them all over his city - and ends up elbow deep in a tub of Crisco for the first time. #MakeMeAMuppet #DirtyQueer #Sling     Song: 'I Can Change'...

Do you find it spooky to explore new boundaries? Former political organizer & Bonobo Network founder William Winters really connects with Jamie when they speak on a panel called "Liberate your ass: sexual freedom is key in fighting the right" and their brain boners for each other are mutual. Then late one night, Jamie texts; she's in town but sleeping on a friend's couch, so feverish with lust, Wi...

Do you shy away from new mouths and genitals after the Pandemic? Cuddle Party facilitator & emotional fermentation starter Scoby has been situationally monogamous for most of COVID, and now she's ready to get back out there. But at her first sex-positive retreat, but she's feeling a lot of shame about her lack of arousal - until a meditative cockstroking workshop in the rain changes everything. An...

Do you ever feel like your vanilla therapist really doesn't understand your need for sadomasochistic shenanigans? Yes, graphic artist Elizabeth Barlow's desire for rough sex and BDSM might be 'deflecting,' but who would know better than the hot new relationship therapist she's hooking up with off of a dating site? Bonus story: Have you ever been invited to join in on group sex with your crush, whe...

Do you need permission to ask for exactly what you want? When nonbinary queer switch and writer Leland Carina interviews Sarge and the GangBang Girls for an article in Leatherati.com, she is so impressed with what they do. As Leland marvels at 1) The 100% Consent-based Fantasy Fulfillment 2) The Negotiation that goes into each Scene 3) The Menu of Gang Bang styles that they offer, Leland realize t...

Ever been hit on in a gay bar by an Olympic Gymnast with a fetish for older men? Writer and cartoonist Michael Patrick Duggan is feeling tired and single, and he's ready to pack it in (why do they keep playing Gwen Stefani here, anyway?) when an Angel flies in from Planet Blowjob and invites him home to see his jockstrap. Things look promising until the gymnast whips out some Japanese tequila and...

Have you checked 'Best Threesome' off your Google Spreadsheet? Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has just figured out that they enjoy being a service top, and is really sure that sex is great with their new partners Luna and Jacob. But are they ready for the next step: sex and drugs with them? Let's find out. And now that the drugs are kicking in: who's in Control? Which one of you do...

Have you checked 'Best Threesome' off your Google Spreadsheet? Queer Polyamorous Ethical Slut Tanya Gilstrap has just figured out that they enjoy being a service top, and is really sure that sex is great with their new partners Luna and Jacob. But are they ready for the next step: sex and drugs with them? Let's find out. And now that the drugs are kicking in: who's in Control? Which one of you do...

Are you an overeager trick or treater? Well, pull up a urinal, because this week professor Woody Shticks is here to teach you the Ancient Art of Cruising! If you've ever wondered how to master having unbridled sex in public places, Woody's simple sexy procedures (up/down/flip-the-grip/stir/squeeze/repeat) and pro-tips like the tap back or the downhill doubledick will land you the Juiciest Johnson...

Can a Viking teach you to have fun when you're bleeding? Infamous storyteller Mollena Lee Williams-Haas goes on on a pervert tour of Europe, spontaneously deciding to accept an invite from a fan in Oslo. They both know this evening will end up in sex - but when she tries to explain that her period has arrived unexpectedly, he shows her a new appreciation for that time of the month. No wonder these...

Have you ever stimulated a prostate through a vagina? Queer neurodivergent artist & coach Sarah Dopp encounters a generous & tech-savvy stranger on the internet, & they soon become gender identity penpals. And when Sarah discovers that Meredith has transitioned but hasn't actually tried out her new vagina yet, she immediately hops a plane to Australia to help out because your first time should be...

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? A...

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? A...

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? A...

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? A...

Can Sex Parties empower you to heal your lifelong insecurities? Bonobo Network co-producer Misha Bonaventura is invited to an intimate acid-induced birthday experience and as she looks around at the beautiful bodies at this drug-fueled orgy, she sets an intention; Does she want to make love to her friends and compatriots tonight, or does she want to make love to time, and to the meaning of life? A...

Have you ever used Google Drive to negotiate your most elaborate scenes? When beloved Bawdy musician Rachel Lark meets new flame Tim on Tinder, they defeat their long distance woes with shared spreadsheets containing links to kinky video inspiration for their next date with requested words or phrases, potential triggers, sexy outfits and props to purchase, and more. But when they go off-script in...

Is there anything more difficult than not being able to touch, taste or kiss your long-distance partner? Kinkster & Podcaster Dick Wound first suggests mailing each each their dirty socks and tshirts, but when he learns of his new love's food fetish, they substitute kissing with SweetTarts on Skype, move to in-person and before you know it, she's lying in a Dexter-style kill room, covered in ice c...

Have you ever gotten a hand stuck in your vagina while a college party rages just 4 feet away? Sex educator and queer high femme Lilian Rogers loves the unique set of sensations that come with fisting: the openness, vulnerability, trust, the feeling of fullness… and OMG, the orgasms! So when she meets someone new on OKCupid, Lillian is prepared to teach this new-to-this partner how handballing wor...

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration)   Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter's precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to...

(CW: this episode discusses underage sexual exploration)   Have you ever done something really naughty on the internet? Delightfully unhinged Seattle Storyteller Claire Webber shares a stream of consciousness story about how her parents dealt with their daughter's precocious obsession with questionable websites and animals mating on the Discovery Channel (spoiler alert: it was her gateway drug to...