Bawdy Storytelling

Today Double Teamed Podcast's Cami & Niki talk about their recent journeys with kink & power exchanges, along with answering some listener questions centered around prioritizing partners, restructuring FWBs, and letting someone know how you feel. Hope you enjoy! Want More? You can listen to your favorite twins every Thursday, wherever you listen to podcasts. Check them out on social media too: Ins...

Have you ever thought about Eroticizing your Coulrophobia? Author, Educator and 'Super Nova of Kink' Midori offers a masterclass in negotiation to a fan and young clown fetishist - and this fear scene will give you the willies! As Midori and her lucky pupil Ron don their rainbow wigs & giant clown shoes and prepare to co-top 2 eager submissives in the Shibari conference's dungeon, she teaches him...

Are you doing it wrong forever, or just wrong tonight? Hillbilly Drag Queen Jubilee confesses to being a 'Lily dippin, fairy flipping, dick kissin' gay boy' - but before that, she was Joe, a Midwestern Fraternity President who majored in HomoSuppression. But when a series of Southern Comfort-soaked college hookups go astray, Jubilee learns to accept her true sexual identity to finally become the f...

Would you fly 3000 miles for 'strange' sex? Kinky, queer, poly sex educator Trixie Lamonte loves anonymous sex, but they're way too social and know too many people - a one night stand won't work at home. So this frustrated extrovert decides to travel across the country to visit a brand new city with a high-ranked queer nightclub, and just to be safe, dons a disguise. Things are working out: Gender...

Do you believe that over-the-knee spankings are the lubricant of sexual discipline? Father Ebenezer Johnson breaks the seal of confession to tell us the story of Amy, a friend whose lifelong fantasies feature religious roleplay, Gregorian chants, and the catholic clergy. Will this elaborate Exorcist-inspired scene absolve Amy's sins? And Dixie's summertime work/play celebration this week involved...

What would compel a kinkster to become electrified in the bedroom (and Is vaginal lubricant conductive)? Queer Poet & Storyteller Blythe Baldwin loves Electrical Play, although Violet Wands are way out of her budget. But when her girlfriend demands some 'really serious nipple clamps', Blythe stumbles across a more affordable e-stim device online. Soon Blythe and her girlfriend are shocked and surp...

Does it turn you on when your Dom ignores you and watches South Park while you're choking on their massive meatstick? Non-binary writer & comedian Matthew Beld matches with bootycall-to-be JDaddy on 3 different Hookup sites in the same day, and Matthew's attempts at radical honesty help them communicate clearly - and get exactly what they want. Plus Dixie gets a message: her secret storytelling me...

Have you ever had anyone pay you to pee in their fern? Grrrl, that's number 5 on Heklina's list, so brace yourself! Legendary Drag Legend Heklina died on April 3rd in London while performing Mommy Queerest with Peaches Christ, and San Francisco's Castro district shut down hard last week for Heklina's Memorial. It was a sold out cavalcade of drag royalty live onstage at the Castro theater, plus the...

Ever broken the rules as a teenager and then spent your entire life having absolutely no regrets about it? Love warrior and community connector Julie Barr becomes a camp counselor at 16, excited to spend the entire Summer drinking and partying with her friends. But the powers-that-be forbid fraternization between campers and counselors, and Miller the ManChild proves too tempting. Plus Dixie posit...

What would it look like to Win the Pandemic? Comedian Alyssa Westerlund breaks up with her boyfriend at the beginning of Lockdown, and she's been dealing with the loneliness and depression of a deep-in-COVID world with Ayahuasca, DMT and blueberry smoothies. Then one sizzling August night, she's dancing naked in her living room when she feels her much younger neighbor's eyes on her. He confesses t...

Do you want more than to get married and have babies with a 'Holler Adonis'? Professor & co-founder of the Ecosexual Movement Beth Stephens receives a mid-doggie teenage marriage proposal in a river in West Virginia, and instantly knows she needs to run. From a big city art school to discovering lesbian sex and drugs to a 3-day sex-a-thon (cum couples therapy session) with her wife Annie Sprinkle,...

Shockingly Powerful, my ass! Have you ever been incredibly excited for a gorgeous Timothy Chalamet lookalike to get the hell out of your house after a night of sex? Kirsten Mohan is a young widow who throws out all her sex toys when her husband dies…but a woman has needs. So to move on from grief, she goes on a #PrettyWomanShoppingSpree at Babeland and plans date #3 with Ben - except her handsome...

Have you ever spent a wild weekend with 15,000 big hairy dudes in the Redwoods? Award-winning cartoonist Justin Hall doesn't drink, but he knows he has to time his adventures carefully at Guerneville's Lazy Bear Weekend   - these men party hard, and ya gotta catch em before they're too drunk to f*ck. But when he sees the ass on Zardoz' beer-guzzling boy toy Brian, Justin blindly follows those glor...

Are you surrounded by huge sex parties, tantra and kink events, sex science socials and orgies - though you don't want any of it? Living in a sex-positive intentional community, Lila Donnolo (of Horizontal with Lila and IHeartRadio's Positively Sex) has 24/7 access to whatever her heart desires, but she struggles with receiving pleasure. Yet after watching her housemate's 'sensation gangb*ng', Lil...

Have you ever been surrounded by tree rodents while you tried to 1) enjoy a D/S scene with your Sir and 2) maintain your perfect AirBnB guest rating? Queer Femme Dyke & Sex-Positive Artist Shilo McCabe is looking forward to a romantic weekend getaway with her Canadian Daddy - honestly, all they really want is privacy and a hot tub. So what's up with all the rodent tchotchkes? And when this good gi...

Have you ever gone to a Festival and ended up making out with your friend's husband while an audience applauds your oratory skills? Recovering heterosexual and stand-up comedian Michael Noel has a crush on his One Wheel pals John and Kathy, and they've decided that it's happening this weekend. So on the last night of the electric skateboard jamboree, Michael eats some magic mushrooms, climbs into...

Have you ever been afraid of destroying your date's leather seats with your orgasms? Baker, Chocolatier and Bawdy team member Crystal Crowe is so nervous about her first date with Hans Christian; will she talk too much? Is she what he expects, or will he reject her? Yet it's going so well; the conversation never falters and they share entrees - and pecan pie! - at her favorite restaurant for hours...

Do you get turned on by the smell of Nubian milk goats? Artist and Corset fitter Jessica Cohen is a 20 year old college student in Berkeley when she meets Tony, a sexy longhaired stoner who conjures Pan, the greek god of wildness and nature - and then when he leans over to pass the joint, she gets a musky whiff of cut grass, alfalfa and sunshine. The pheromonal attraction is off the charts, and th...

Have you ever packed an RV with 24 horny naked friends and headed out for a weekend of skiing and sexy shenanigans? With a brand new gender transition and Sex-Positive LA events organizer title under her belt, Trans writer and public speaker Cassie Brighter emulates an episode her favorite 90's gonzo porn series Shane's World, and rents a group cabin in the snow. Soon her fellow travelers want to...

"How was your Breakfast. Have you tried the Flogging?" Leatherman, filmmaker and fisting aficionado Dolan Wolf visits a Kinky Brigadoon in the midwest, and has an twofold epiphany while being tortured: 1. a stern thrashing from a handsome man can be delightfully intense, and 2. it's time to forgive his lover Simon's meth-fueled attempt on his life. Their joyful reunion progresses to gifts, promise...

Can Buffy the Vampire Slayer reruns be a part of your sexual awakening? Burlesque performer and social worker Magnolia Rouge's broken heart is soothed by her favorite TV show, but on this replay, her attention shifts from the heroine to Willow and Tara's storyline. A brand new question 'Could it be that I like girls, too?' takes root, and while sharing the stage in a bloody and beloved theatrical...

Have you ever needed to transport your Daddy's spunk across state lines to visit your in-laws for the Holidays? Educator, writer and performer Rain DeGrey is addicted to her partner's essence and fears being far from the source - so he ceremoniously gifts her a travel version. But when it's misplaced on Christmas, her husband's family has to stop opening presents to search for the missing vial. Sh...

Are you a lesbian who's realizing you've only clocked serious time on one penis? Author, storyteller, sex educator and playwright Allison Moon deeply prefers women - with one 6 1/2 inch cis-gendered bi-male exception. So one night at a kinky campout, Allison asks her partner / husband Reid and sexy baritone Brad to put on a guy-on-guy show - and she sees that not all cocks are created alike when i...

Do you collapse in a puddle of jizz when mitosis is discussed, or shudder with pleasure when Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Lost is debated? Professional game master and philomath Jeffrey Allen Hayes is baffled by his knowledge-based public ejaculation problem, as is the staff at his college's student health center. The doctor can only prescribe an individualized educational program and assign a sp...

Did you grow up without any bisexual representation, so you assumed you must be straight? Comedian and storyteller Dara M Wilson spent her Harvard years deducing that everyone dated their boyfriends and f*cked their girlfriends - I mean, obviously, we're all attracted to boobs, right? But as she prepares to announce her first queer relationship, she discovers she's been bi all along. This episode'...