Bad Counsel

Sound Bites "Kids home." "It reduces the bandwidth actually when they're when they're home." "The only problem is she's so into Jesus, like Michelle has to go up to the pool with her and hear about Jesus the whole time." "Did you get the drugs?" "You're all invited to the boat party" "Are you excited that this guy Joe wants to come?" "Weed sperm." "Yeah, she used to stick up the whole condo making...

Sound Bites "I had no idea, right? Because that's all I wanted." "Well, no, but after you date for a while and you figure out that they're cool, like, you know what I mean?" "He's a check down machine." "My new passion is watching strangers listen to Rush for the first time" "For some reason, seeing these people discovering this band that I've loved all my life and really appreciating them, becaus...

Sound Bites "I love that feeling" "I voice record what I'm thinking" "Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues" "Mmm, nice slow ghost." "How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?" "He actually has my secondary range finder." "Now it's dead. Yeah." "A rope around its nec...

Sound Bites "So for two days between the hours of eight and four thirty, no one in the building can flush their toilets." "How many residents did you have to get this notice to?" "I'm gonna burn the whole day" "It was all couples." "Was it sexy enough that when you got home that night you could recall specific scenes and use that as your masturbatory material?" "I'm going to see limp biscuit." "Yo...

Sound Bites "I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love" "So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good." "Well, sorry Tim. I guess I'm a flawed person." "I cannot fucking believe it. Like after watching him like roll a fucking car and then being upside down, I'm sure that fucking kid's gonna be sore as hell today or yesterday." "Upsi...

Sound Bites "Like have you guys ever been roped into an old timey photograph?" "There's nothing worse than kids, hockey fucking uniforms, man." "I feel like I stink more now than I did when I was a younger man." "Oh, they're gonna start carrying man." "Yeah, I shake till I cum." "Actually, actually this whole this whole week I've had great one of Greg's songs from Winston the musical stuck in my I...

Sound Bites "I wish I was nerdy about one thing and one thing only" "I like being more of a generalist" "I couldn't think of a single thing that I feel like I could do it justice to evaluate" "Yeah, there's a lot of celebrity deaths. Yeah, fourth. And you know what? Somebody you didn't even suspect, somebody young relatively speaking. Yeah." "Oh yeah. Well I liked her and she had a little bit part...

Sound Bites "The Indians saved their ass so many times" "The Native Americans saved them" "The connection between the Indian Wars and Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam" "Replace truth for fiction for truth." "I hope that I'm making you feel obligated to invite us in the future" "We're like old bandmates who get that we're kind of inextricably linked together" "Seriously though, I have two friends that I've b...

Sound Bites "That is a bad day. That is a bad day." "I've been in many of those little convenience stores and gas stations." "I can shut up, but it's it's it's not it's like it's still more difficult to close." "We're gonna bring a bunch of edibles to Pittsburgh Bird, so that'll be fun." "Is it reciprocal? Like if you've got a medical card from Florida, is it?" "Jessica Rabbit was hot. I don't car...

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Sound Bites "There's some altitude there." "I've had Lyme before." "She's got to like pull a tick out of the car." "It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible." "That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?" "My first year roommate had sex with so many differ...

Sound Bites "The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories." "The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols." "The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine products are shared, highlighting personal prefere...

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Takeaways Using TV shows as distractions can be helpful for parents. Parenting can be challenging and sometimes requires creative solutions. Taking care of pets, including expressing anal glands, can be a unique experience. Haircuts can be a source of frustration and anxiety for some people. Haircuts can be a source of drama and upset, especially when they don't turn out as expected. Understanding...

Takeaways Allergies can cause various symptoms, including rashes and other discomforts. Taking care of pets after surgery requires special attention and medication. The high cost of medications is a common concern for many people. Deciding whether to disclose COVID-19 status depends on the situation and the people involved. Gross habits and personal experiences can be a source of humor and enterta...

Takeaways Funny stories and mishaps can make for entertaining and relatable content. Dealing with migraines can be challenging, but there are medications available to help manage symptoms. Having vomit-appropriate receptacles can prevent messy situations and embarrassment. Misunderstandings in text messages can lead to humorous moments. Moral acceptability is subjective and can vary depending on i...

Takeaways Inside jokes and playful banter create a fun and lighthearted atmosphere. Experimenting with edibles can lead to unexpected and entertaining experiences. Accommodations can vary and sometimes come with unexpected charges. Fantasizing about living together and creating a unique dynamic can be entertaining. Custom car horns and fart sounds can add humor and personalization to everyday expe...

Takeaways Unexpected events can lead to interesting conversations and ideas. Alternative farewell ideas can be more meaningful and personal. Creativity can be applied to various forms of media, such as creating a film trailer. Naming objects or vehicles can be a fun and engaging activity. Personal experiences and perspectives can shape one's relationship with substances. Being high can lead to dee...